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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken Teaches Molly a Lesson (S01E01)

"and pretended Dave was terminally ill."
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"You hit on a lady cop?"
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"Really? You had a good time?"
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"I thought you fell asleep."
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"said a bunch of swear words, and the cops came."
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"And we're gonna do it again soon."
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"I'm wearing your jeans."
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"I'm sorry."
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"You looked like a complete idiot..."
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"And trust me, I am never gonna drink,"
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"She's never gonna drink!"
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"And I'm a badass mom!"
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"this parenting thing after all."
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"Fo' sho."
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"Ugh."
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"No, it's just racially uncool."
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"Julie?"
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"and I was thinking that maybe I could be your... Person."
Dr. Ken
"Hmm."
Dr. Ken
"Especially with this whole Topher thing"
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"- and not having anyone here to share it with. - Mm-hmm."
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"- I mean, I know deep down he might not be the one. - No, no."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Can you take me to the file room"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Do you know how rude it is to interrupt a doctor"
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"when she's talking to her person?"
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"- But I just wanted to... - A-bup-bup! Rude!"
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"Anyway..."
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"how I'm ever gonna find someone else, you know?"
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"What you reading there, animal?"
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"Though happy 80th birthday to that reference."
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"Merkelangelo."
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"That place was the dentist."
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"The toy was a toothbrush."
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"- Here, Mom. - Oh, thanks, Dave."
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"I'm gonna solidify our mother-son bond"
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"If we get mad, she won't tell us."
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"Good point."
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"our daughter's honesty."
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"No, he said, "I'm a-disappointed""
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"I finally nodded off and fell on my mom's curling iron."
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"You know, wait till things start to get..."
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"Prostate-y."
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"It's about teenage drinking."
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"Well, when my mom caught me sneaking a glass of wine,"
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"she sat me down and made me drink the whole bottle."
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"I think your mom had it figured out."
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"I'm gonna sit her down, let her drink,"
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"Where are you going?"
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"To a party at Kyle Cronin's house."
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"And it's two blocks away."
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"the effects of alcohol on the human body"
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"Just hear me out."
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"You know, all the... And..."
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"Ugh."
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"I'm not sure I know who you are."
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"Excuse me, but that is Dr. Julie..."
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"Yes, I did."
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"or focus on her rise to power?"
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"No."
Dr. Ken
"Mom, was that every major swear word in a row?"
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"Not really."
Dr. Ken
"Copy that."
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"How much do you weigh?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, Dave. That's your fun thing with Dad."
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"Here. W-wait over there, honey."
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""sir," right?"
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"This morning, I saw a raccoon"
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"It was those weekends in Dusseldorf"
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"first discovered the joy of political discourse."
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"Oh, God."
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"What's wrong with us?"
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"and that was after I got nabbed for an illegal u-ey,"
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"I did, but Mom drove super fast,"
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"Hey."
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"Yeah, you should be. You humiliated me."
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"Got it."
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"I also watch the "Grey's Anatomy,""
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"That is so sweet."
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"Yes. I'm new here."
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"Just find the door that says "file room," bro."
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"Okay."
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"Where's Molly?"
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"I don't want to."
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"Agreed."
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"It's okay, Mom."
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"Yeah, he's fine."
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"Still plays."
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"Molly, Molly... wait."
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"for every appointment."
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"No."
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"What are you doing? We were reading."
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"And then he got totally wasted"
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"and the small intestine."
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"I love your mother so much, man."
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"It's called positively reinforcing"
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"Oh, crap. I missed the turn."
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"Might have been."
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"Just go ahead and take a sip."
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"We... we can have fun things, too."
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"It's the all-o-col."
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"It was the most uncomfortable night of my life."
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"for you to try this."
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"with all the people who like you."
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"and show me how to file these?"
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"Super annoying."
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"I'll be back in a minute."
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"- And then? - To a rave."
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"Might have been, Dave."
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"Here's a secret big daiquiri doesn't want you to know."
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"This is called a second wind."
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"He sees you as the fun one."
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"Damn!"
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"You're welcome. Good night."
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"Thug life, yo!"
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"Yesterday alone, this wing of the clinic"
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"Society forgave me. Why can't you?"
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"I'm sorry I'm late, everyone, but there's a reason."
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"I get spitty when I go urban, so..."
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