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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken Teaches Molly a Lesson (S01E01)

"chasing their Cocker Spaniel with a rake"
Dr. Ken
"And what did you do?"
Dr. Ken
"And now you need?"
Dr. Ken
"A rabies shot."
Dr. Ken
"History just keeps repeating itself, doesn't it?"
Dr. Ken
"I am not America's dad."
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"accidentally hit on a lady cop,"
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"It was badass!"
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"Oh, hey, guess what, Molly."
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"because I never want to look like you did last night."
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"Dave."
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"Did you hear that?"
Dr. Ken
"It worked! I'm a good dad!"
Dr. Ken
"You know what?"
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"Maybe we're getting the hang of"
Dr. Ken
"Excuse me. Dr. Julie Dobbs?"
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"I just don't know"
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"Allison! Big D!"
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"Reading."
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"Okay, buzz killed."
Dr. Ken
"Time of death, 7:31."
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"At a party."
Dr. Ken
"A party on a weeknight? What is she, a rapper?"
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"One of those Nancy Drews?"
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"No, Ken."
Dr. Ken
"of German chancellor Angela Merkel."
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"Oh, no, she didn't!"
Dr. Ken
"So, the Merkster."
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"I'm familiar. Teutonic gal."
Dr. Ken
"Please. She doesn't look like..."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, yeah, that is Paul."
Dr. Ken
"and we'll go hit Saddle Burger."
Dr. Ken
"They got a new 64-ounce milkshake"
Dr. Ken
"that comes in a plastic boot."
Dr. Ken
"Let's bounce. I'll go grab my lactaid."
Dr. Ken
"He can read anytime."
Dr. Ken
"But the Milkshake Boot's only available while supplies last."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, boot!"
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"I feel like you're always the one"
Dr. Ken
"that does fun stuff with him."
Dr. Ken
"Aw, thanks. I really do make an effort with the boy."
Dr. Ken
"I'm serious. All I do is read with him."
Dr. Ken
"And bitch and moan to me about it, but continue."
Dr. Ken
"we used to have all kinds of Mommy-Dave adventures."
Dr. Ken
"I can't remember the last time"
Dr. Ken
"Come on. Just last week, you took him"
Dr. Ken
"to that... Place and he got a toy."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, but you took him to that aquarium."
Dr. Ken
"That was also the dentist."
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"The dentist sounds like a blast."
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"Hey, maybe I should take him there."
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"Dave, come on!"
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"That was awesome, Dad."
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"Wash it by hand."
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"It says dishwasher-safe, but I don't want to risk it."
Dr. Ken
"Good night, partner."
Dr. Ken
"So, you had a good time, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, tomorrow, he and I are gonna have a good time."
Dr. Ken
"I'm taking him on an old-school Mommy-Dave adventure."
Dr. Ken
"Good for you, Bae."
Dr. Ken
"Any lazy parent can take a kid to Saddle Burger."
Dr. Ken
"during this critical time in his development."
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"So, Saddle Burger."
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"the author of that Merkel biography"
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"It's gonna be like a mini road trip."
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"And he gets to stay up late. Oh, he's gonna love it!"
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"Babe, stop selling. It's Merkel. I get it."
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"Hey, Mol. It's not even 9:00."
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"What happened to the party?"
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"Okay, I'll tell you guys what happened"
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"I don't think we want to give up our right to get mad."
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"Can we ask questions?"
Dr. Ken
"Hmm... You each get one."
Dr. Ken
"I don't think we're gonna do better than this."
Dr. Ken
"Fine. Proceed."
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"The police came and shut down the party"
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"because some of the kids were drinking"
Dr. Ken
"All right. Is there more?"
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"- Don't I get a question? - Yes! Good question, Mom!"
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"New game."
Dr. Ken
"I'm thinking boarding school, the marines,"
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"Listen to you. I thought you were the fun one."
Dr. Ken
"just like I was with my hippie parents"
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""on that groovy commune.""
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"But it is a thing."
Dr. Ken
"Our teenage daughter was drinking."
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"the one time he caught me drinking?"
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"This!"
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"He burned you?"
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"for over an hour."
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"Remember when you thought Molly snuck out"
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"and I said we should back off, but you couldn't let it go?"
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"I went a little rogue."
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"This time, we do it my way."
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"and I want you to tell me what you think it represents."
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"- 77. - Your I.Q."
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"How many girls you had to ask to the prom?"
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"The number of times you cried this week."
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"The year you bought that suit?"
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"The number of one-armed push-ups you can do?"
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"used 77 pairs of these bad boys."
Dr. Ken
"Pat, why don't you go climb into the MRI machine"
Dr. Ken
"Okay. But I'll be back."
Dr. Ken
"I didn't mean that threateningly."
Dr. Ken
"Limit our glove use? That is crazy fo' sho."
Dr. Ken
"- Unh-unh, don't do that. - Really?"
Dr. Ken
"We're not at that place where we can playfully draw upon"
Dr. Ken
"each other's stereotypes for emphasis?"
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"No, you spit on me when you said "fo' sho.""
Dr. Ken
"Oh."
Dr. Ken
"Man, that guy always manages to come in when I'm in a bad mood."
Dr. Ken
"Ohh, what's crunching your crackers, Dr. Ken?"
Dr. Ken
"Molly. She's been drinking."
Dr. Ken
"- A lot? - Half a beer."
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"Or as they call it in Korea, a whore's breakfast."
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"Topher and I broke up."
Dr. Ken
"So I'm supposed to just sit by and watch"
Dr. Ken
"while my daughter turns into Dudley Moore from "Arthur.""
Dr. Ken
"It seems like the right response for half a beer."
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