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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken Teaches Molly a Lesson (S01E01)

"Shh!"
Dr. Ken
"Our son is reading a biography"
Dr. Ken
"He's turning out weird."
Dr. Ken
"Kind of looks like Paul McCartney."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, buddy."
Dr. Ken
"Why don't you slap a bookmark in that brick,"
Dr. Ken
"When he was little,"
Dr. Ken
"I would take him to the beach, the Children's Museum."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God."
Dr. Ken
"he and I did something fun together."
Dr. Ken
"There's a fish tank in the lobby."
Dr. Ken
"I need to show him that I can still be the fun one."
Dr. Ken
"What are you gonna do? Saddle Burger?"
Dr. Ken
"No."
Dr. Ken
"No."
Dr. Ken
"I went online and found out"
Dr. Ken
"is doing a reading tomorrow night downtown."
Dr. Ken
"It's an hour away."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, guys. What's up?"
Dr. Ken
"if you promise not to get mad at me."
Dr. Ken
"We might end up wanting that."
Dr. Ken
"and they were underage."
Dr. Ken
"No, and not a wise use of your question."
Dr. Ken
"Hold on."
Dr. Ken
"- Damn. - Stop."
Dr. Ken
"It's called "tell us if you were one of the kids""
Dr. Ken
"who was drinking.""
Dr. Ken
"It's similar to scattergories, except you tell us"
Dr. Ken
"you were one of the kids who was drinking."
Dr. Ken
"I drank half a beer, but I thought it was gross,"
Dr. Ken
"so I dumped it out on the lawn."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, honey. Thank you for telling us."
Dr. Ken
""Thank you for telling us"?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, while we're doing that,"
Dr. Ken
"something in the religious world?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm fun with Dave. Molly's a raging alcoholic!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, okay, Ken."
Dr. Ken
"Take a knee. Let's just talk this through."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I know what you're gonna say."
Dr. Ken
""I'm Allison... Our daughter was honest with us,""
Dr. Ken
"You know what my dad did to me"
Dr. Ken
"But the point is, he didn't just do nothing."
Dr. Ken
"What happened?"
Dr. Ken
"- And ended up? - In jail."
Dr. Ken
"Right."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, I did my time!"
Dr. Ken
"People, I'm gonna say a number,"
Dr. Ken
"I don't have your guys' seniority."
Dr. Ken
"Latex gloves."
Dr. Ken
"From now on, don't automatically put them on"
Dr. Ken
"It's just I work here and I often pass this way."
Dr. Ken
"And Allison doesn't even think we should..."
Dr. Ken
"Anyway, Allison doesn't even want to punish her."
Dr. Ken
"Or Russell Brand from "Arthur"!"
Dr. Ken
"Or Russell Brand!"
Dr. Ken
"isn't just about not wanting to take hip-hop dance classes."
Dr. Ken
"how to give a 14-year-old a Chablis dependency."
Dr. Ken
"Wait."
Dr. Ken
"because that's what doctors do."
Dr. Ken
"the moment I get home from hip-hop class."
Dr. Ken
"Aah! Aah."
Dr. Ken
"It's not even a big party."
Dr. Ken
"Well, you know which house is no blocks away?"
Dr. Ken
"Here."
Dr. Ken
"I'm not gonna even tell you"
Dr. Ken
"what they call that in Korea."
Dr. Ken
"I cannot believe this."
Dr. Ken
"- Ew. - Sorry."
Dr. Ken
"The gloved hand does the dirty work."
Dr. Ken
"when the gloved hand finds there's nothing wrong."
Dr. Ken
"Does no one care about my emotional life?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my god, this is the wrong moment"
Dr. Ken
"Wow."
Dr. Ken
"They are as God made them."
Dr. Ken
"I don't know what y'all talking about."
Dr. Ken
"I thought that what was going on in our personal lives"
Dr. Ken
"And I thought that maybe, just maybe,"
Dr. Ken
"But I guess that doesn't happen here"
Dr. Ken
"with above-average apathy."
Dr. Ken
"So now I know."
Dr. Ken
"Have half a tissue."
Dr. Ken
"Do you think he'll read about"
Dr. Ken
"Mm, maybe he'll do both, Dave."
Dr. Ken
"Don't tease me, Mom."
Dr. Ken
"Are we gonna be late?"
Dr. Ken
"Please don't interrupt."
Dr. Ken
"and experiencing it."
Dr. Ken
"Fine."
Dr. Ken
"Ew. This tastes like rust."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, man, I needed that."
Dr. Ken
"Was it for hanging that sick u-ey?"
Dr. Ken
"But surely a tall, handsome officer like you"
Dr. Ken
"could find a way to forgive a... A sweet, silly woman like me?"
Dr. Ken
"Please, sir?"
Dr. Ken
"Ma'am, I'm not a sir."
Dr. Ken
"Ahh."
Dr. Ken
"It masks it."
Dr. Ken
""Hey, I'm the alcohol. Where did I go?""
Dr. Ken
"Behind a mask."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. Next lesson... shots."
Dr. Ken
"Maybe you should slow down."
Dr. Ken
"Psst. We should share jeans."
Dr. Ken
"The point is,"
Dr. Ken
""Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!""
Dr. Ken
"No, seriously? For this guy?"
Dr. Ken
"No offense. I'm sure it's great."
Dr. Ken
"I..."
Dr. Ken
"Here's the thing..."
Dr. Ken
"Um, my son and I used to do all this great stuff together,"
Dr. Ken
"Sure."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God, I am so sorry."
Dr. Ken
"He's so brave."
Dr. Ken
"You should respect your mother."
Dr. Ken
"Aha!"
Dr. Ken
"You better."
Dr. Ken
"Enjoy it."
Dr. Ken
"Molly! Ow!"
Dr. Ken
"Molly!"
Dr. Ken
"Molly."
Dr. Ken
"I used to give her a bath!"
Dr. Ken
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