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Clips from The Mindy Project - Mindy's Brother (S01E01)

"♪ day before yesterday is when I met Rishi ♪"
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"♪ I tried to crack his back, that is kind of rude ♪"
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"hey. [Mic feedback]"
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"♪ boom, boom, baby girl, we're gonna shake the room ♪"
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"♪ so you best wear your thong ♪"
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"♪ yeah, I'll make you sweat ♪"
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"♪ mm, make me sweat"
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"♪ ooh, boy, give me something that I won't forget ♪"
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"♪ What you need, ma"
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"♪ brown Channing Tatum, won't you come on and hold me ♪"
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"♪ my lips, my lips Yeah, we know."
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"♪ Every single girl in this bitch ♪ That's too vivid."
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"You're all young, don't need to go all the way."
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"[Cheers and applause]"
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"Yes, I think that is the mac and cheese powder I used."
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"and I think that it should be something,"
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"No, that's horrible."
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"How about, like, "Nice Cube"? Are you kidding?"
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"How about, like, "MC Smarty-Pants"?"
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"[Laughing] What?"
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"like the slightly-less-than-graceful way"
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"Or the fact that the world"
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"Disagreements with your best friend"
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"is a lying, gross snake with a long-term girlfriend,"
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"Ugh, new year's resolution number one:"
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"Stop undercutting my analogies."
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"Resolution number two: Meet a guy."
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"Get a new look."
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"Those dancers, they had clearly practiced that routine"
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"for many weeks before I arrived,"
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"and I just spent $800 on a stupid grandpa suit."
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"because afterwards, Taylor swift was there,"
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"Okay, look, I know ever since Josh cheated on you,"
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"you see the world as a scary place, but--"
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"is a natural reaction to realizing"
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"Okay, you can't live in fear, Mindy."
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"Wait, Alex? Are you guys hanging out without me?"
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"Alex? Alex who? Rodriguez?"
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"Do I look or sound like a baseball player?"
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"Okay, Mindy, listen."
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"We're sorry, but you can get mad at us."
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"in your work and hide in your apartment."
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"Actually, I can,"
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"that I feel safe right now."
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"I have 600 channels, and none of them want to hurt me."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I think my apartment has been robbed."
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"Robbed?"
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"Hey! Get out of here!"
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"Yeah, it's not a murderer. It's just my little brother."
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"[In Boston accent] Hey, do not be a smartass, all right?"
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"A wicked long time, you fartknocker."
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"[Giggles] How did you get in here?"
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"Your landlord let me in."
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"You know, a well-spoken Indian can get into anywhere he wants."
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"I once got myself on the field at a Redskins game,"
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"and I met Leon Panetta."
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"Oh, my God. Did my tuition check bounce?"
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"Sometimes, they don't take those hunger game checks seriously,"
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"but I get such good Mockingjay points."
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"Relax, Mindy, all right?"
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"School doesn't start for a week, and I was just getting"
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"so bored hanging out with mom and dad, you know?"
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"(Both) The worst."
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"Look at you, you're, like, the Indian Justin Timberlake."
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"[Horn honks]"
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"I am going to take you for sushi tonight."
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"Uh, whoa, whoa, Shauna, Betsy, please stop undressing"
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"Come here. Hey, Morgan, Morgan."
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"Stop cracking his back."
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"His spine wasn't aligned."
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"His spine is perfect. Now...it is."
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"What is college like, Rishi? Um--"
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"Is it all food fights?"
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"He doesn't really have time to get into food fights, Betsy,"
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"because he is going to be the future valedictorian"
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"Wow. Oh. Whoa."
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"[Giggles]"
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"You had to listen to this for twenty years, huh?"
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"I mean, not Gunga Din, the, uh-- the other guy, Cary Grant."
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"Associates, a word?"
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"(Mindy) Go study, Rishi."
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"Are you wearing arm garters?"
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"When I do office accounting, Danny,"
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"I try to look the part."
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"We're gonna have to move the practice."
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"Okay, okay, I just saw a vacancy for a place"
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"next to a laundromat back in Staten."
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"Good people out there,"
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"What do you think?"
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"[Gags] (Danny) You in?"
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"Wow, let's move you out of range"
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"Yep, just calm down."
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"I'm fine. I'm fine. Just calm down."
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"[Clears throat] Your back is so sweaty."
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"You're stressed out. Your brother's here."
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"Your breaking out with zits."
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"Jeremy and I will handle the whole rent issue, okay?"
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"Can we get you anything? Yes."
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"Some ginger ale would be nice. Some ice chips."
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"Uh, three magazines, celebrity-driven."
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"Um, none of the Twilight kids on the cover."
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"♪ Here we go"
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"♪ Shauna, you from Jers, and your style's unbelievable ♪"
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"♪ like meadow soprano ran around billing accounts receivable ♪"
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"I also do accounts payable."
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"♪ Betsy, you make scheduling sex"
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"I love ice."
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"Yo, do me."
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"Morgan, chief nurse, phlebotomy."
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"All right."
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"♪ my dude is primo when he's drawing that hemo ♪"
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"♪ he found that vein like that fish found Nemo ♪"
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"(All) Oh! Yeah."
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"Rishi, you are incredible, okay?"
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"And I know music."
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"In prison, I was exposed to all kinds:"
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"Rap, Nazi rock, white Muslim ska--"
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"When I was running for ninth grade treasurer,"
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"I did a little rap as my speech."
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