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Clips from The Mindy Project - Mindy's Brother (S01E01)

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"♪ then we can bring back a pizza day ♪"
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"I am so glad that you like my music."
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"Of course, you're so good."
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"All right, well, I got something to tell you."
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"I am moving to New York to pursue it full-time."
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"Excuse me?"
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"I was afraid to tell you,"
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"but I guess I was just waiting for the right time."
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"Why would now be the right time?"
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"Wanna bet, Rishi?"
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"I will yell at you in front of my co-workers"
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"when you make a stupid decision like that. Mindy--"
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"Ain't really my steez right now."
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"is because it's not your "steez"?"
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"What is a steez, anyway?"
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"Okay, relax, everyone."
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""one's overall sense of being.""
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"It can also mean the actor Steve Zahn."
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"(Mindy) Hey, enough!"
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"Rapping is a hobby."
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"Do you think I would just throw my life away"
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"simply because I'm good at naming celebrity couples?"
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"Like, for instance, I coined "sawychols,""
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"Oh, that's pretty good. [Gags] Excuse me."
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"Danny, my parents are going"
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"to flip out when they hear about Rishi."
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"Do you know what it's like for Indian immigrants"
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"to have their son drop out of college?"
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"Cut him off. That's what I did to my little brother."
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"Remember that time I bailed my own mugger out of jail?"
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"[Elevator chimes]"
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"Witch doctor."
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"Oh, you joke,"
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"is a tragic historical fact."
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"Midwife Margaret Jones"
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"was hanged for witchcraft, Charleston, 1648."
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"of my injustice studies thesis at Brown."
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"Oh, that's mature."
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"I'm actually not doing "Gag me with a spoon,""
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"although that is hilarious."
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"This is related to my stress barfs."
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"Stress-induced nausea."
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"Uh, yeah,"
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"like I'm gonna let you put hot stones"
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"all over my body, you pervert. Yeah, man."
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"She's not gonna let you touch her with hot rocks."
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"Stones."
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"Stones are baby rocks."
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"Well, pebbles are baby rocks, actually."
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"And the grand canyon is one giant rock. Who cares?"
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"Well, it's actually the lack of rock"
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"that makes it a canyon, but..."
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"Yeah, it's a-- Not to split hairs."
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"Okay, I'm not an expert in sediment and geology, all right?"
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"I can't do that in addition to being an expert"
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"in women's reproductive health, okay?"
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"(Mike) Out of the way, Sharon."
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"Is George around?"
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"as in George Mankin and Son Properties."
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"God, I'm so sorry. My condolences."
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"Nothing to condole, brah."
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"It's a way to show dominance at business meetings."
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"Okay, look, if you're dad's alive,"
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"we need to talk to him, so where is he?"
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"Dementia? Since when?"
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"Since he started charging you dorks that low-ass rate."
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"No, and second of all, your dad's a great guy, man,"
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"and he'd never go for this."
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"Are you kidding me? Come on."
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"I'm gonna knock you out."
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"Maybe he'd appreciate our company."
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"You know, get crafty, Danny."
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"I am seeing a 3-D movie tonight."
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"Wait, it's cool. I got drawers on."
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"No, that bubble bath is $68 a bottle."
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"All right, all right. What are you doing?"
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"but my notebook kept getting wet."
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"Mindy, I really appreciate your support,"
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"but hip-hop is notoriously ageist, okay?"
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"Lil Wayne, Lil' Flip, Young Jeezy, Young Buck--"
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"but what about that man Ol' Dirty Bastard?"
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"He seems to be doing pretty well."
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"He's dead."
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"Clearly, I have spoiled you,"
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"and you have completely lost track"
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"of what is important in life."
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"What's important to you, okay?"
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"This is important to me,"
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"so why don't you just skedaddle on out"
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"and let me soak up some of these righteous rhymes."
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"Sorry, Rishi. Tough love."
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"and there is a couple of bucks on this metrocard."
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"'Cause I can't give you any money, but just use that."
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"Mindy, we came from the same uterus!"
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"I tough love you! [Gags]"
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"Daniel!"
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"Jeremy. How are you, sir?"
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"I don't see much of anyone since my son put me in this dump."
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"Kid's a real piece of work."
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"He jacked up our rent sky-high,"
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"you could go over there and talk to him."
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"If there's anything you could do."
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"Well, I'd love to help, fellas,"
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"This place just weakens the spirit."
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"Uh, George,"
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"why don't you get out there and cut a rug with that one, huh?"
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"Come on. She's a hot dish."
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"You know, George, if we help you with your problem,"
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"maybe you could help us with ours."
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"You boys would do that? Of course."
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"What does Manny have that you don't have?"
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"Lub-dub. Lub-dub."
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"Damn, I got a dope heartbeat."
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"Mm."
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"Rishi, what are you doing here?"
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"Morgan, explain yourself."
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"No, you were supposed to sleep on the couch."
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"- Look, the point is I am Reazy-Peazy's biggest fan. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, he owns all my CDs. I bought all 20 copies."
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