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Clips from Black Mirror - Nosedive (S03E03)

"Ryan?"
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"You want a cookie with that?"
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"- It's on the house. - Sounds awesome."
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"Hmm."
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"- Are you still at Hoddicker? - Mm-hmm."
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"- First day? - At Blankman-Harper."
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"- Well, maybe not forever. - No, not forever."
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"- 3.1? What happened? - Him and Gordon split up."
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"Of course, if it drops below two-five, then it's... bye-bye."
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"_"
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"Ideal for special times with loved ones."
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"Great hair!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"We have unparalleled metrics on romantic geneses."
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"- How often are the payments? - That's weekly."
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"There's options."
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"There's nothing I can do, sir."
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"If we drill down into the numbers, you've got a solid popularity arc here."
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"Couple of minor dings there. You cut someone off in traffic?"
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"Okay. Let's check on your sphere of influence."
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"Let me zoom out here."
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"- To hit 4.5? - Mm-hmm."
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"Most of your interactions are confined to your inner circle"
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"but there's not much else."
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"and there's your boost."
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"- Oh, hi, JJ! - Hey, Lacie!"
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"Fuck!"
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"- How's it going at Blankman? - Just great."
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"Would you like a croissant?"
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"High fours can smell it a mile off. Just be you."
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"_"
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"- What is it? - Naomi!"
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"- Oh, my God! - Nay-Nay, how are you?"
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"Wow! That's a... big ring!"
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"Yes, when is it?"
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"on his family's estate"
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"up here on the island."
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"and that is totally my fault, but this is a big day."
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"A big life day and I want my oldest friend with me, my oldest friend."
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"Love you, Lay."
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"You too, Nay-Nay!"
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"Oh!"
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"Bye."
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"Shut up."
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"- What about when she cut your hair? - I asked her to."
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"Pelican Cove."
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"That's fantastic!"
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"Nay-Nay,"
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"He sits on my desk and..."
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"and I wish you all the happiness this stupid world can muster."
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"Is the tear too much?"
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"There's sugary and then there's fucking diabetes."
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"I wish her well and wanna express it the best I can."
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"Unh-unh. You get points from your gaming buddies."
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"Pelican Cove higher?"
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"Great. Car cancelled."
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"High fours like Naomi, I bet they're suicidal on the inside."
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"Your Pelican Cove deposit, is it refundable?"
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"Nay-Nay!"
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"Going handwritten's so cool."
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"Those scans of the page, my God, I welled up just at that."
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"That whole bit where I help you with the eating disorder thing..."
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"- And here's your tip. - Thank you."
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"- I'm sorry. - I have to get there. I have to."
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"I see there's one standby seat on another plane leaving tonight."
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"Some woman dinged me down in the... Can't you just..."
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"- Christ, I mean, surely. - I'm gonna have to ask you"
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"And I am so sorry about that."
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"- Call the fucking supervisor! - Okay, that's profanity."
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"- What's the issue here, Hannah? - Intimidation and profanity."
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"During this period, all down votes are subject to a times two multiplier."
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"- Thank you. - Hope you're having a great night."
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"- It's pretty good. - So I need a car."
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"They still have the 2?"
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"Uh..."
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"Damn it!"
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"started talking to me because she saw I was scared."
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"The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags..."
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"So you're not gonna make the rehearsal dinner?"
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"- No. - Lacie!"
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"gonna go through the night, make a road trip out of it."
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"Come on."
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"Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1. They didn't give you an adapter?"
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"Excuse me, sorry."
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"I didn't even do anything!"
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"Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite."
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"I'm okay. Thanks."
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"Checking my feed for danger signs?"
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"I get it a lot. 1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right?"
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"- Yeah. - Thank you."
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"- I'm gonna turn it around. - Uh-huh."
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"- I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour. - Nice."
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"and they put me on double damage."
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"Look at where it got me."
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"Eight years ago, Tom, my husband, got cancer."
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"Anyway, I five-starred every doctor,"
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"The cancer didn't give a shit. It just kept growing."
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"A couple of months in, we heard about this experimental treatment."
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"So when he died I thought, fuck it."
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"I started saying what I wanted, when I wanted."
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"People don't always like that."
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"So now you've got nothing left to lose."
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"Like, to look around and think, well, I guess I'm okay."
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"- Where are we? - About 30 miles from Port Mary."
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"A lot of buses stop here so you should be fine."
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"He'd never even heard of the show."
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"I'm like, You never heard of Sea of Tranquillity?"
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"So I'm like, Well, I'm going to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary."
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"That's why I'm dressed like Lieutenant Duster."
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"I know, and that's why it's so hard to remember, right?"
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"- And there's Mr. Rags! - No!"
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"You said you wanted your oldest friend."
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"Forecast was a prestige bounce of 2 minimum."
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"That just plays badly for us."
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"- That's right. I'm doing my speech. - No, you're not."
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"Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me through the roof when they hear it."
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"I have never seen your stupid fucking show."
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"I need a ride!"
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"Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow, take this man to be your husband,"
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"To love him, comfort him,"
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