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Clips from Seinfeld - The Trip: Part 2 (S04E04)

"- We hope he's not the guy. - Couldn't be the guy."
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"God, I'm starved. I'm weak with hunger."
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"How can you think of food at a time like this?"
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"A time like what? I'm hungry."
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"My stomach doesn't know that Kramer's wanted."
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"I told you, you should have had breakfast."
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"I couldn't have breakfast. It was lunchtime."
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"The three-hour time difference threw me."
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"I wanted a tuna fish sandwich. They wouldn't serve me one..."
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"...because they were only serving breakfast."
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"- You should've had some eggs. - For lunch? Who eats eggs for lunch?"
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"Have you ever heard of egg salad?"
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"I gotta tell you about egg salad?"
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"I gotta call the police. There's a pay phone."
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"Pay phone in L.A. Look, it's a miracle."
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"I have no change. You got any change?"
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"No, I don't. I never carry change."
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"- We need change. All I got is 20s. - I have a 10."
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"- So buy something. - What?"
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"I don't know. Some mints or Tic Tacs."
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"It's delightful. It's delicious."
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"- You know, I haven't eaten anything. - I just wanna call the police."
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"Why don't you just call 911?"
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"- But is this an emergency? - Of course it is."
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"How is this an emergency?"
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"I think that qualifies."
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"All right, I'll call 911."
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"Do you think he did it? Could he have done it?"
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"Hello, 911? How are you?"
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"I'm sorry. Just a reflex."
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"My friend's been accused of being the Smog Strangler..."
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"...and I know he didn't do it."
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"Making terrific headway."
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"What is my name? Who am I?"
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"I'm George Costanza."
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"What's the matter? Are you crazy?"
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"- Why are you using my name? - Don't be a baby."
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"- What are you scared of? - I'm scared of the same thing you are:"
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"- They'll believe us. - Really?"
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"Get yourself a mint or something."
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"I suppose."
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"Where are you located? Where is that?"
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"I don't know where we are. Where are we?"
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"- I don't know - We don't know."
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"- Excuse me, where are we? - Earth."
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"Hey, you know, I'm on the phone with the police."
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"Ask that woman."
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"- You don't know? - I don't know."
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"Do we know where the 101 is? No."
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"Do we know where the 170 is? No."
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"No."
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"He's gonna send a black and white to pick us up."
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"- Black and white? - Cop car."
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"- Why didn't you just say that? - I thought it sounded cool."
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"- Yeah, real cool. You're a cool guy. - Oh, you are."
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"- You got a bet. - Okay."
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"How much do you tip a chambermaid?"
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"Which one of you is Costanza?"
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"Get in."
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"...do either one of you have a mint, or a piece of gum, or something?"
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"Hey, Jerry, do me a favour. Close your window."
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"- He started it. - I did not."
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"You guys gonna go through some red lights?"
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"- But you could. - Oh, yeah. Of course we could."
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"We can drive on the wrong side of the road."
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"- Can I flip on the siren? - Why bother them?"
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"Yeah, go ahead."
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"- Check it out. - Can I try it?"
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"Yeah, go ahead. Hurry up."
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"Scared the hell out of that guy."
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"You know what I've never understood? Why did they change the siren noise?"
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"You know, and now it's:"
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"Why'd they do that? Did they do some research?"
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"Did they find out woo-woo is more effective than waa?"
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"Yeah, hey, what about those English sirens, you know?"
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"Hey!"
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"- Nice shotgun. - Thanks."
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"- What is that, a 12-gauge? - Yeah."
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"Twelve-gauge. Seems to be the most popular gauge."
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"- Big gauge. My favourite. - Mine too. Love the 12-gauge."
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"Makes the 11-gauge look like a cap pistol."
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"- What do we got over there? - What?"
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"-519? What's a 519? - Where?"
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"- You think so? - Looks like it."
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"- I can't believe this. A 519? - Where? Where? I can't see."
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"This is car 23. We have a possible 519 in progress. Over."
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"Pull over?"
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"You can't pull over."
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"What are you doing? Where are you going?"
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"Pull over? The lieutenant is waiting to see us."
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"What are you doing?"
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"There's a bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies up there."
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"- Should I take some? - I think that's a 519."
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"I'm starving."
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"They're cuffing him."
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"I can't believe that cops still have to read..."
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"...to every criminal they arrest."
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"Is there anybody that doesn't know that by now?"
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"Can't they go, You're under arrest. You ever seen a Baretta?"
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"Hi, I'm Jerry."
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"George. How you doing?"
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"What'd you do?"
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"- Nothing. - Nothing."
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"What do you tip a chambermaid?"
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"I don't know. Five bucks a night."
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"No. A dollar. Two, tops."
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"Hey, you guys aren't cuffed. What are you, narcs?"
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"- Narcs. - Imagine. Us, narcs."
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"No, no. No, actually, we're friends of a serial killer."
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"- Thank you. - Suspected serial killer."
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"- He didn't actually do it. - Yeah, well, we don't think."
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"We're pretty sure."
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"- A dollar a night? - Yeah. That's a good tip."
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"- That stinks. - I read it in Ann Landers."
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"- Ann Landers sucks! - Hey, shut up back there."
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"Attention, al units. Attention, al units. Al units, code three."
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"Al units in the area, code three in progress."
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"1648 North Las Palmas. Units require assistance in apprehension, 702."
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"- That's the Smog Strangler. - Kramer."
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"- They got him. - Let's go."
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