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Clips from Seinfeld - The Trip: Part 2 (S04E04)

"I don't know why I'm doing this. Oh, man."
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"Jerry. George."
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"You're under arrest for first-degree murder in the death of Chelsea Lange."
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"Why'd you do it? Why'd you do it? People wanna know, please!"
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"- What possessed you? - Well, I don't know."
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"What? Me? Fabulous. Just fabulous."
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"I got a lot of auditions, a lot of callbacks."
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"I got a lot of interest in my movie treatment."
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"You know, I'm in development. I'm developing vehicles."
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"Man, there's a lot of energy here, man. You know, the vibe, it's powerful."
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"I'm just swept up in it. Yeah, I'm a player."
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"- You're a player? - Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm a player."
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"Do you know why you're here?"
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"What, this? I'll be out of here in a couple of hours."
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"Hey, guess who I met today. Fred Savage."
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"Oh, nice kid. A really good kid."
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"You know, we're talking about doing a project together."
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"Kramer, you've been arrested as a serial killer."
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"So? I'm innocent."
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"I mean, you guys believe that I'm innocent, don't you?"
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"- Yeah, sure. - Yeah, sure."
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"Kramer, let's go. Lieutenant wants to see you."
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"Yeah, okay, yeah. All right. Look, I'll be out of here by noon."
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"Hey, maybe we'll have lunch together, huh?"
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"Hey, is it all right if I talk to them again?"
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"Yeah, okay."
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"Help me! Oh, God, help me! Get me out of here! George, Jerry, get me out!"
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"Get me-!"
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"I didn't kill anyone. I swear. I swear to God!"
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"Don't you ever swear to my God, Kramer."
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"My God protects the innocent and punishes evil scum like you."
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"- Have you got that? - You're making a mistake."
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"No! You made a mistake, Kramer."
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"Sickies like you always do."
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"You might beat the gas chamber, Kramer."
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"But as long as I've got a breath..."
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"...you will never see the light of day again."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! You got the wrong man! It wasn't me!"
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"Yeah, right. Maybe it was one of your other personalities."
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"No, you wouldn't hurt a fly."
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"You saw a life, brimming brightly with optimism and verve..."
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"- You're not letting me explain! - I don't want your explanations."
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"Sure, I bet you've got a million of them."
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"Maybe the teacher didn't call on you when you had your hand raised."
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"Maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh?"
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"Oh, I got another theory for you."
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"- You're a weed. - No."
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"- Society's filled with them. - No."
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"You see something young and pretty..."
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"You killed the pretty flowers, didn't you, Kramer?"
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"You killed the pretty little flowers, didn't you?"
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"You dirty, filthy, stinking weed! Didn't you?"
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"Lieutenant, for you."
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"Martel. Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"- What is it, lieutenant? - Let him go."
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"- What? But, lieutenant- - You heard me. Let him go."
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"They just found another body up in Laurel Canyon."
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"- What happened? - Somebody got killed..."
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"- ... while they had me in custody. - Really?"
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"- Hear that? Somebody else was killed. - No kidding! Somebody else got killed?"
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"While he was in jail. So you're free!"
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"Do? Do?"
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"Hey, I'm doing what I do."
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"I'm doing what I do."
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"What do you want me to say?"
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"Things haven't worked out the way I've planned?"
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"That L.A.'s a cold place even in the middle of summer."
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"That it's a lonely place even when you're stuck in traffic on the freeway?"
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"...the starlet turning tricks, the producer in a house he can't afford?"
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"Is that what you want me to say?"
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"- I'd like to hear that. - Yeah."
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"You know, things are going pretty well for me here."
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"- I met a girl. - Kramer, she was murdered."
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"- I was on TV. - As a suspect in a serial killing."
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"What do they put in this tuna? Tastes like a dill. I think it's a dill."
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"- So you're not coming back with us? - No, I'm not ready, you know."
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"No, it's a tarragon."
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"Listen, Kramer, I'm sorry about that whole fight we had..."
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"...about you having my apartment keys and everything."
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"All right."
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"Okay, it's forgotten."
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"- Tarragon? - Yeah."
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"Oh, you're crazy."
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"- Take it easy, buddy. - Yeah, okay."
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"Yep, take care. Stay in touch."
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"Hey, wait, wait, wait. Come on, give me a hug, you guys."
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"You know, it's so nice when it happens good."
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"- Mint? - No, thanks."
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"I gotta tell you. I'm really disappointed in Lupe."
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"It's been three days already. Forget about Lupe."
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"Think she gets to take any of those little bars of soap home?"
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"You'd think when they hand out the checks, they'd throw in a few soaps."
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"Yeah, maybe they should throw in a couple of lamps too."
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"They'd have huge pictures of me on the walls and in their home."
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"Like Lenin."
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"How much did you wind up tipping her?"
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"Oh, my God, I forgot."
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"That's why communism didn't work."
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"No, no. I don't like this one. It's too yellow."
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"- Got any pickles? - Help yourself."
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"Yeah. All right."
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"Kramer, what are you doing here?"
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"I'm getting something to eat."
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"Here."
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"...was apprehended this week on an unrelated charge..."
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"...but somehow managed to escape..."
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"...from the police car in which he was being held."
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"Tobias Lehigh Nagy, who is also wanted..."
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"...in connection with unrelated slayings in the Northwest..."
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"...is still at large, his whereabouts unknown."
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"...was when, you know, they have the smog alerts out there."
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"...but don't you think-?"
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"Wouldn't you assume that the air in the house..."
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"What do they think? We live in a jar..."
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"...with a couple of holes punched in the top?"
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"What the hell's going on out there? It's very strange."
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