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Clips from Seinfeld - The Trip: Part 2 (S04E04)

"...to do the show on the 28th. They're giving me tickets to L.A."
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"It's a two-day trip. What are you, Diana Ross?"
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"Don't look. Don't look. It's Fred Savage."
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"- No witnesses? - Just the trees, Johnny."
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"I think we just caught a break."
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"So that's when I said, Hey, Kramer, dude, you ever kill a man before?"
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"You're on The Tonight Show. NBC."
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"- No, of course not. - It's enough with the bar already."
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"But troubled, strange."
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"- Let's pick up this Kramer. - Kramer!"
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"Police have just released a photo of the suspect..."
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"...being sought in connection with the slayings."
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"He is known only as Kramer."
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"It seems to me that chalk outline guy..."
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"...is one of the better jobs that you can get."
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"...you could manage to trace around it?"
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"Could you do that?"
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"Why didn't you say something?"
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"I need food, Jerry. I'm feeling faint. I'm getting lightheaded."
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"- So break it. - I hate asking for change."
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"They make a face. It's like I'm asking them to donate a kidney."
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"- Breath problem? - No. I just want some change."
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"- Tell me. - Your breath is fine."
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"Your friend has been accused of being a serial killer."
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"He couldn't have done it. How could he have?"
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"Couldn't do it. Could he?"
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"They're putting me through to the detective in charge."
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"Your name is a good name. Costanza. Sounds like it stands for something."
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"- Sure. - You think so?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Can I come in right now?"
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"He says, Ask somebody. Ask that guy."
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"Some guy just gave me a wise answer."
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"- Excuse me, what street are we on? - I don't know."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"- I'll bet you. How much? - Her tip."
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"Hi. How are you? Guys, listen..."
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"Hey, get out of here."
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"- Hey, he's fooling around back here. - Cut it out back there."
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"We could do anything we want."
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"We do that all the time. You should see the looks on the people's faces."
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"Shoot people."
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"You guys ever shot anybody?"
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"- No. - No."
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"I'm just asking. All they have to do is say no."
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"When I was a kid, it was always:"
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"I'm dizzy."
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"- Clean as a whistle. - You could eat off that shotgun."
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"- I don't know. - Looks like a possible 519."
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"- Hey, hey, hey. We're in a rush here! - We have an appointment."
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"Cops eating Milanos? What kind of crazy town is this?"
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"- Spread them. - Hey, they're busting this guy."
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"...that whole you have the right to remain silent speech..."
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"Yeah. Good. Get in the car."
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"Hi."
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"Oh, yeah, right. Me neither. Hey, I didn't do nothing."
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"- Just trying to help him out. - Really?"
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"We've gotta go. Let's see what's happening."
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"- Do you have any regrets? - How are you?"
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"Hey!"
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"Jerry? George?"
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"The only difference is this time you're gonna pay."
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"Maybe the door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman, but not you."
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"- ... and you just had to snuff it out. - Can I talk to somebody?"
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"You're choking the life out of all the pretty flowers."
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"...you just got to choke the life out of it, don't you?"
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"Go on, Kramer. Get out of my sight."
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"How'd you know about the guy in the park?"
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"I said, beat it."
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"Yes, I'm free because the murderer struck again. Hey!"
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"So, Kramer, what are you gonna do?"
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"The way I've always done it, and the way I'll always do it."
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"That I'm struggling, barely able to keep my head above water?"
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"That I'm no better than the screenwriter driving a cab..."
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"Well, I'm not saying that."
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"Yeah, well, you know, I wasn't looking for a long-term relationship."
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"Taste this. Is this a dill?"
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"No, I don't."
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"I'll tell you, if I owned a company, my employees would love me."
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"Hey!"
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"- Got any mustard? This is empty. - Yeah, there's a new one in there."
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"- Did you know he was back? - No."
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"Kramer."
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"Authorities disclosed the latest Smog Stranglings suspect..."
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"He is described as 5'5, bald..."
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"...and reputedly a very generous tipper."
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"The thing about L.A. to me that kind of threw me..."
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"...during the smog alert. Now, maybe I'm way off..."
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"...pretty much comes from the air in the city where the house is?"
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"Last week on Seinfeld."
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"Yeah, I'm here for the audition."
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"The Tonight Show called and they want me..."
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"- You wanna go? - A free ticket?"
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"In fact, we could track down Kramer."
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"- Pretty young thing. - She was."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I implore you."
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"Did I frighten you? I may look weird, but I'm just like you."
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"Just the trees."
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"Could you not tuck the blankets in?"
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"Because I can't sleep all tucked in."
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"All right. So that's one tuck and one no-tuck."
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"- Who else is on? - I don't know."
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"Corbin Bernsen."
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"Do I have a case for you guys to do on L.A. Law."
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"I don't wanna tell you how to run the show-"
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"He's a very handsome man. Passionate, intense."
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"You know, it's not too dangerous. The criminals are long gone."
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"That seems like a good one."
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"I guess they're people that wanted to be sketch artists..."
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"...but they couldn't draw too well."
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"Listen, Johnson, forget the sketches."
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"Do you think if we left the body right there on the sidewalk..."
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"They look at the thing. His arm was like that..."
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"...when he hit the pavement."
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"That means the killer must have been Jim."
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"- He's on the loose. - Let go of my arm. You'll get us killed."
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"What are we supposed to do? What do you do in this situation?"
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"Should we call a lawyer or the police?"
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"Obviously, we're gonna call the police and tell them he's not the guy."
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