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Clips from Knocked Up (2007)

"It's okay. I didn't."
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"Hello, it's Dr. Howard. I'm not here right now. Please leave a message."
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"Now, where are you? You're at a fucking bar mitzvah in San Francisco,"
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"And you know what I'm gonna have to do now?"
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"I'm gonna have to pop a fucking cap in your ass."
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"You're dead! You're Tupac!"
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"I hope you fucking die"
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"or drop the fucking chair and kill that fucking kid!"
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"but everything will be fine. Okay?"
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"Do you trust me when I say everything will be fine?"
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"It's a Jewish rite of passage."
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"And he's gonna be there for the next three days,"
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"Someone will be available. You know?"
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"I think, like, seven minutes. Seven minutes!"
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"Okay."
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"Wait. Are we allowed to park here?"
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"- Oh, that was really sweet of you. - Thanks."
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"Okay. Inches away."
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"- Samuel? - Yeah?"
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"Jeez, I'm sorry it took me so long to find that vein."
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"Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"Hello, Allison. Ben. Interesting night."
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"He didn't tell us, though."
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"Pay attention, okay? We're a team. Okay?"
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"What?"
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"Okay. Just relax, man, just relax."
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"Oh, man, I don't fucking like hospitals."
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"- What was that? - What the hell was that?"
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"- Decels. - Oh, dear."
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"The baby's heart rate is slowing. Okay?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"It's not my birth plan."
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"Now, things change. We don't have time to debate this."
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"That woman is a control freak,"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Thank you, man. Thanks."
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"Allison, I apologize for being a little brash, but if you're okay with it,"
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"You really don't need to be."
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"It did."
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"Come here! I'm gonna murderball you!"
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"- Stay down! - Jonah, you shithead!"
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"I understand how you feel but this isn't up to you."
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"So don't even try to come into that room. That's my room now."
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"I think he's gonna be a good dad."
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"Thank God."
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"- I'll stop. - Please, please, please!"
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"Okay, we're almost home! One, two..."
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"You okay in here? Jesus!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"What did it look like?"
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"What's up, Deb?"
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"Good."
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"- Okay. Oh, my God. It's out. - You did it. You did it."
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"- Congratulations, you two. Beautiful. - Thank you."
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"You ever get so bored you just stare at your balls?"
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"Who is that? Is that Ben's rabbi?"
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"I think it's Matisyahu."
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"You know what you have to say. Just say it, man. I think now is the time."
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"- You heard it, right? - Yeah."
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"All right. You're out of the bet. Yeah, now you're done."
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"Oh, hello."
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"Hello."
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"We're gonna have another baby. Okay."
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"Hello, baby."
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"- Congratulations, Daddy! - We got a beautiful little girl!"
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"So I listened to the most literal translation of that and I just did it, already."
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"What would you do?"
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"Don't tell Mommy,"
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"I hope your apartment is big enough for the three of us."
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"Oh, it definitely is."
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"Well, I look good in red. I look good in blue."
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"We could just throw off everyone and become Latin Kings."
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"Yeah."
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"Light your nuts on fire."
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"Too hot for Jonah!"
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"Oh, my gosh!"
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"Okay, I'm up."
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"I need you to take the kids to school this morning."
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"- I would, but I'm supposed to work out. - What?"
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"Yeah. I got an appointment with a trainer. I can't cancel it now. He'll charge me."
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"- You didn't tell me that. - Yeah, I did."
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"- Last week I told you. - You didn't tell me."
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"I did. And then I wrote it on the calendar like you told me to."
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"No, you didn't tell me."
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"but what are we gonna do, 'cause I have an appointment?"
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"Don't use the baby to cover your tracks."
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"I can drive them. I'll drive them to school."
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"- Thank you very much. - Great. Good."
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"You turned my sister into a limo driver."
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"- I don't mind. - It all worked out!"
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"What are you giggling about?"
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"Be quiet. You're starting to annoy me."
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"- Poo poo. - Ladies. Be nice."
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"- Yeah. - Why?"
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"I mean, what did it say?"
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"It didn't say anything. It just showed pictures"
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"of people lying dead on the floor and blood everywhere, and..."
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"That was just ketchup."
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"I want to hear Green Day!"
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"I got your baby!"
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"- Don't taunt her. Come on. - Here."
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"Sadie! Why did you just do that? Don't throw things at your sister!"
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"- Did you hit her? - I did not."
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"Make her happy. It's okay."
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"- It won't make her happy. - It's okay. It's okay."
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"She spilled all the marbles on the floor."
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"Well, give her her marble back."
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"All right? Are you sure you understand the terms of the bet?"
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"- Because this is serious. - No."
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"Martin, all right, listen."
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"You don't shave your beard or cut your hair for one year,"
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"and if you can do that, I will pay your rent."
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"Thanks for the free money, bitch."
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"Hey, Martin, was it weird when you joined the Taliban,"
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"being American and everything like that?"
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"Like when you see a woman driving a car, do you just get pissed?"
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"Okay, all right. You guys can't make fun of me the whole time."
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"But, Martin, it's a competition. It's called, The Dirty Man Competition."
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"We're gonna make fun of you until you shave the beard."
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