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Clips from NewsRadio - Airport (S03E03)

"Experience has taught me"
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"Well, look, have--? Have you ever heard this expression"
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"that you can catch more flies with honey"
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"than you can with vinegar?"
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"why don't you just try to fake a little friendliness?"
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"Fake friendliness... Mm-hm."
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"I think we got it now."
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"Hey, this is perfect."
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"Anything. Give me your hand."
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"You, sir, are a credit to your profession."
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"A towering figure in the food-service pantheon."
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"That's...the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me."
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"Kudos to you. And kudos again."
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"Hey, you know what..."
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"I think there's an extra bottle of champagne back there."
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"Would--? Would you fellas like some of that?"
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"Now, that would be just... terrificky-whiffic."
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"BETH: Do you have the keys, Matthew?"
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"Let's just get going."
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"Matthew, you don't feel "that way" about me."
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"Yeah, I-I-I-I do-- No, you don't."
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"It's just the apartment."
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"It's the mood lighting, the rotating bed,"
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"The what?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly."
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"You're too kind."
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"The fake friendliness."
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"You're not gonna believe this, Dave,"
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"I was actually being friendly to that guy,"
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"It felt pretty good."
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"Well, sure, that helps,"
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"I feel...friendly."
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"Hey, welcome to the club."
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"Here's a drink for you,"
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"He asked me to say it was from a friend."
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"Thanks, buddy, that was mighty neighborly of you."
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"Hey, this is the fella I was telling you about."
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"Yeah. Is it true what they say about you?"
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"Oh, it's true all right, fellas."
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"Bill here is direct from New...York...City."
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"ALL: Wow."
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"The Big Apple itself."
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"See, I told you he was from New York. Wow."
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"Then he's probably never had a Show-Me-State hello."
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"Give me the Show-Me-State hello."
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"You got it."
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"Now put your hands over your head."
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"Right. Now close your eyes."
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"of Bill's enchanted condo."
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"Do you understand what I'm saying?"
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"No. I think-- All right,"
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"then let me explain it to you."
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"These things are all designed"
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"to make you feel the way you do right now."
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"Let's just say that Bill, um..."
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"He needs people only to love him for a short time,"
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"and these things... they just help him to do that."
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"what you're talking about."
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"So we got him drunk,"
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"took his shoes and his wallet,"
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"and drove his rental car into a river."
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"As far as we know, he's still walkin' back to L.A."
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"Under the skin, we're all really the same."
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"Well, the brotherhood of man"
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"has never seemed... so repellent."
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"Well, we should probably wrap it up, Bill."
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"Relax, little guy."
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"That's right. Just sit tight"
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"till I'm damn good and ready!"
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"If we wanna go on a date, we're gonna go on a date."
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"Plus it's not even really a date."
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"Hold on. It's not?"
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"Whatever it is, it's no one's business but ours."
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"I consider that a date."
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"just don't let Isa-Lay over there know."
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"That's it."
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"You and you are goin' on a date to the movies."
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"And use these if necessary."
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"There, you see?"
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"See what?"
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"Dave's job's a lot harder"
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"Were you doin' this to teach me one of your dumb-ass lessons?"
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"as you call it, was a long time coming for you."
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"It's not so easy being the boss, is it?"
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"Well, you see, that's where you're wrong, sir."
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"Because I am having the time of my life."
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"So why don't you quit meddling, get off my couch,"
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"and drag your sorry ass out of my office."
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"Excuse me, I... forgot my balls."
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"Wait a minute. I got the key from under the mat,"
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"Hey, look! There's a whole box under the bed marked "Toys.""
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"but she's such a basket case"
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"Did I ever tell you about my friend Larry,"
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"Wow, New York City."
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"What are you doing at my Mom's house?"
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"I'm at the airport in St. Louis. We're snowed in."
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"Say, you don't sound like a New Yorker."
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"Hey, who didn't?"
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"Thanks, friend. Now, where is that smoking lounge?"
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"Okay, and, Matthew, your mother is alive and well"
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"No, I don't think--- Oh, hang on. Silly me."
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"You're kidding?"
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"I just-- I wish you could be here long enough"
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"Hi. Hi."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Reconciling logical paradoxes."
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"All right. Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"We're just goin' to a movie."
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"before you even knew each other's names."
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"Last names?"
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"We're all gonna die."
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"with half-truths and gorilla dust."
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"Apparently, my reputation precedes me."
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"No, it doesn't."
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"No, this is not the life, Bill. No."
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"about how this might look to, you know...?"
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"How 'bout this one right here? Oh."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Never mind."
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"[GRUNTS]"
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