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Clips from NewsRadio - Airport (S03E03)

No.

"No."

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[SIGHS]

"[SIGHS]"

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Cretins.

"Cretins."

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Bill, I don't understand.

"Bill, I don't understand."

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hides an extra row of teeth.

"hides an extra row of teeth."

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All right, fine.

"All right, fine."

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Oh, let me just wear 'em for a second.

"Oh, let me just wear 'em for a second."

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Yeah. Yeah.

"Yeah. Yeah."

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Well, I'm from Missouri

"Well, I'm from Missouri"

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We have to get on the flight in five minutes.

"We have to get on the flight in five minutes."

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Bill's got you all set up in first class. You'll get on.

"Bill's got you all set up in first class. You'll get on."

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As a matter of fact, here's 50 bucks,

"As a matter of fact, here's 50 bucks,"

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Wait a minute. I think these won't be necessary.

"Wait a minute. I think these won't be necessary."

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Go. Enjoy yourselves.

"Go. Enjoy yourselves."

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opened the door, came in...

"opened the door, came in..."

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[MACHINE BEEPS]

"[MACHINE BEEPS]"

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[LINE CLICKS] [GROANING]

"[LINE CLICKS] [GROANING]"

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lives down the hall from me?

"lives down the hall from me?"

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[♪]

"[♪]"

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I-I mean, I can't really explain the logic behind it,

"I-I mean, I can't really explain the logic behind it,"

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about the 18 inches of snow on the ground outside.

"about the 18 inches of snow on the ground outside."

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Why didn't you back me up with them?

"Why didn't you back me up with them?"

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Yes, ma'am.

"Yes, ma'am."

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Okay, you guys... A few quick notes.

"Okay, you guys... A few quick notes."

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I know I am not Dave,

"I know I am not Dave,"

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for the inconvenience, Mr. McNeal.

"for the inconvenience, Mr. McNeal."

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Do you need a doctor?

"Do you need a doctor?"

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but I'm not going to run it

"but I'm not going to run it"

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You mean--? Yes!

"You mean--? Yes!"

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Good times. Good times.

"Good times. Good times."

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Bill, what makes you assume that everyone from New York

"Bill, what makes you assume that everyone from New York"

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therapeutic for Bill's...

"therapeutic for Bill's..."

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Obviously not.

"Obviously not."

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Wha--? Would you just sit down?

"Wha--? Would you just sit down?"

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trying to keep me from dating.

"trying to keep me from dating."

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than you think, isn't it?

"than you think, isn't it?"

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Push "Transfer." Don't.

"Push "Transfer." Don't."

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so why don't we just sit down

"so why don't we just sit down"

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You made a scene out there. You embarrassed me.

"You made a scene out there. You embarrassed me."

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I'll explain that later.

"I'll explain that later."

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This is the life, huh?

"This is the life, huh?"

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Wonderful.

"Wonderful."

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Brilliant man.

"Brilliant man."

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It's kinda creepy.

"It's kinda creepy."

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You see, you've fallen under the evil spell

"You see, you've fallen under the evil spell"

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and you know what else?

"and you know what else?"

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[IN UNISON] To Bill!

"[IN UNISON] To Bill!"

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Well, let's not leave right now.

"Well, let's not leave right now."

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What?

"What?"

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with colorful locals like yourself.

"with colorful locals like yourself."

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[ON SPEAKER] Larry, it's Bill from down the hall.

"[ON SPEAKER] Larry, it's Bill from down the hall."

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Oh, where did I put them?

"Oh, where did I put them?"

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Call it whatever you want,

"Call it whatever you want,"

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of relentless Midwestern friendliness...

"of relentless Midwestern friendliness..."

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Have you ever heard the expression

"Have you ever heard the expression"

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playing on pay-per-view

"playing on pay-per-view"

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And hang up. Don--

"And hang up. Don--"

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We're not in New York.

"We're not in New York."

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Thank you. Mm!

"Thank you. Mm!"

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So, what time does the movie start?

"So, what time does the movie start?"

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Um, I finished that assignment sheet,

"Um, I finished that assignment sheet,"

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Well, what about me and Dave?

"Well, what about me and Dave?"

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but, um, how can I put this... It's-- It's-- It's just bad.

"but, um, how can I put this... It's-- It's-- It's just bad."

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How can I help you today, sir?

"How can I help you today, sir?"

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And this is just the beginning.

"And this is just the beginning."

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And for what?

"And for what?"

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Wait a minute. Is it?

"Wait a minute. Is it?"

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Look, I can-- I can handle that, sir.

"Look, I can-- I can handle that, sir."

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May I have this dance, milady?

"May I have this dance, milady?"

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Anything else, gentlemen?

"Anything else, gentlemen?"

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Don't you think you're laying it on a bit thick?

"Don't you think you're laying it on a bit thick?"

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This place is like a funhouse. Come on.

"This place is like a funhouse. Come on."

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Except when I'm around you, yeah.

"Except when I'm around you, yeah."

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You've opened up a whole new world to me.

"You've opened up a whole new world to me."

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What are you talking about?

"What are you talking about?"

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[LAUGHING]

"[LAUGHING]"

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When a man and a woman go to a movie,

"When a man and a woman go to a movie,"

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Zip it.

"Zip it."

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Thanks a bunch. You're the man.

"Thanks a bunch. You're the man."

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I was wondering if you could water the plants.

"I was wondering if you could water the plants."

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one of the busiest male prostitutes in the biz.

"one of the busiest male prostitutes in the biz."

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Hey, as a visitor to your little planet, I insist.

"Hey, as a visitor to your little planet, I insist."

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Still no luck?

"Still no luck?"

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with her psychic and her therapist.

"with her psychic and her therapist."

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This isn't working.

"This isn't working."

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I borrowed it from my friend here.

"I borrowed it from my friend here."

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Thanks for helping us out.

"Thanks for helping us out."

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but I think a "Madame Rosa"

"but I think a "Madame Rosa""

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[♪]

"[♪]"

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that when life gives you lemons, you should just make lemonade?

"that when life gives you lemons, you should just make lemonade?"

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right back to what you were.

"right back to what you were."

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they set loose in the wild and it goes all soft

"they set loose in the wild and it goes all soft"

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Maybe another time.

"Maybe another time."

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Yeah. What is it?

"Yeah. What is it?"

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[FLIPS SWITCH]

"[FLIPS SWITCH]"

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[FLIPS SWITCH, SOUL MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO]

"[FLIPS SWITCH, SOUL MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO]"

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And we did so know each other's names.

"And we did so know each other's names."

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Wow.

"Wow."

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[SIGHS]

"[SIGHS]"

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Oh, I'm sorry.

"Oh, I'm sorry."

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[SIGHS]

"[SIGHS]"

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that every toothy grin

"that every toothy grin"

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[♪]

"[♪]"

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the body paint we found, the erotic bidet, it's--

"the body paint we found, the erotic bidet, it's--"

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but there's more to it than that.

"but there's more to it than that."

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Well, tell him thanks.

"Well, tell him thanks."

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and that's how we do things here.

"and that's how we do things here."

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What's that?

"What's that?"

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I know. That's what makes you so sweet.

"I know. That's what makes you so sweet."

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agreed to pass the message along to Beth.

"agreed to pass the message along to Beth."

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to get the full Midwestern experience.

"to get the full Midwestern experience."

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These people think they can buy me off with their niceness.

"These people think they can buy me off with their niceness."

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What?

"What?"

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Mm.

"Mm."

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Please. No.

"Please. No."

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