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Clips from NewsRadio - Airport (S03E03)

"That would be great,"
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"because I think a good hunting accident"
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"Oh, perfect. Meet you out front at 7?"
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"JOE: Sure. I'll see you then. Okay."
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"Hey, Jimmy. Joe."
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"Hi, Jimmy. Hi, sweetie."
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"Ooh, thanks."
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"[MURMURING] That's delicious. Uh-huh."
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"[SPITS]"
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"There's no time for that now."
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"Is there anyway we can get ahold of Dave immediately?"
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"No. I really need Dave on this one."
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"Well, sir, I would enjoy the opportunity"
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"to at least give it a shot."
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"You would "enjoy the opportunity"?"
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"Are you kidding me? I think you have the wrong idea about this."
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"Yeah, actually for the past couple of days,"
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"I've been having a really good time,"
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"but I'm not in it for the fun."
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"We on a stakeout?"
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"I'll tell you what's goin' on."
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"Joe and Catherine..."
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"are planning to go out on a date."
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"They must be stopped."
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"Why?"
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"'Cause I don't like my employees"
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"Tell you what... Never mind. Just--"
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"I can handle it, even though it does seem"
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"incredibly hypocritical and not very logical..."
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"I-I can do it."
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"See, he's got a-- He's got a true gift for R.L.P."
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"I don't know. Somethin' Dave keeps tellin' me about himself."
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"Okay. Well, I'm on it."
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"Here, have one of these."
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"Okay. Come on, Robin. Oh... Heh."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Bill is so cool."
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"All I'm saying is..."
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"Interoffice dating just isn't a good idea."
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"It's not even a real date. Huh?"
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"At least we don't make whoopee in the booth like you and Dave."
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"How do ya--? What're you talking--?"
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"Oh, that booth."
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"Oh, I thought it was a new thing."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Well, anyways, Dave and I are different."
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"go on...dates to the movies."
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"No..."
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"Because you two skipped all that"
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"and just jumped right into the sack"
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"All right. Just forget about it, you guys."
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"Forget about it. We can talk about it later."
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"Mm-hm."
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"You got a problem?"
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"Look, if you can't handle this,"
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"why don't you get Dave on the phone,"
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"let him talk you through this,"
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"Okay, flight attendant. Whatever."
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"but I'm sure if you just give me a chance,"
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"you will be very satisfied with my results."
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"Mm-hm."
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"frequent business flyers on your airline for over 10 years now."
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"We've only been up and running for six months, sir."
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"Don't try to confuse the issue"
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"Well, the storm has taken us all by surprise"
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"Well, I'm speaking with Bill McNeal of WNYX, of course."
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"He's reading your nametag from the convention."
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"Sir, if you could please just step aside."
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"Oh, "Just step aside." Is--? Is that your new motto?"
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"Well, what about the 36 inches of B.S. inside?"
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"And here are some pilot wings for you."
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"And a pair for your son. Compliments of the airline."
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"For this, my friend. Salud."
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"No, my son."
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"Ouch."
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"Hm? You okay?"
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"Ouch, I've been injured by these pilot wings!"
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"No, but I'm feeling lightheaded."
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"Do you have a shrimp cocktail on hand, perchance?"
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"Did you guys ever stop to think"
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"Who? The people upstairs?"
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"Hey, kids. CATHERINE: Hey, Jimmy,"
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"do you have a problem with Joe and I seeing a movie together?"
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"Only if it's that one where John Travolta plays an angel."
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"But it's cool if we go out on a date?"
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"JAMES: Way cool. Yeah! Go ahead."
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"All right..."
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"CATHERINE: All right. Okay."
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"What happened here? You were supposed to take care of this."
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"Even you have to admit..."
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"What are you talking about? It's functional."
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"Seriously. Let's say you're lying in bed,"
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"you decide you wanna read a book,"
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"Just get off the bed before you break it."
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"You're so annoying. God."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"You know, he's got that lower-back problem."
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"Did I ever tell you, you've got really beautiful eyes?"
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"Oh, you're gettin' a little bit frisky."
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"[CLANG]"
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"Okay, is this some kind of weird test"
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"to see if I can handle being the boss?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"Okay, I am not Dave."
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"I can run the station,"
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"exactly the way Dave does."
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"See, that's why it's probably so hard for you."
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"No, It's hard for me because...you're insane."
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"Dave wouldn't say that."
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"No, but he thinks it."
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"Really? All the time."
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"I love that funny little guy."
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"Here we go, fellas."
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"Two prime cuts of Omaha beef, with our compliments. Enjoy."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Just one more thing... Ah, yes, sir?"
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"I ordered French fries, not frozen potato planks"
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"placed in the general vicinity of some warm grease."
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"Sorry, sir, we'll get right on it."
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"that makes you so hostile?"
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