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Clips from Archer - Deadly Velvet: Part 1 (S07E07)

"Now, then, Mr. Crane,"
Archer
"- Well, I... - Excuse me."
Archer
"You mean besides the critics?"
Archer
"Oh-ho-ho, so now it's "Lana"?"
Archer
"Narrowly missing several crew members."
Archer
"That poor devil may be paralyzed."
Archer
"Oh-ho-ho-ho. So now it's "Ellis"?"
Archer
"Yes, Archer. It's Ellis. And Lana."
Archer
"whereas you and I are on a break!"
Archer
"Take it however you want."
Archer
"Ooh."
Archer
"You could pose as technical advisor."
Archer
"- our job is to catch them. - Discreetly."
Archer
"Meh? Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh?"
Archer
"- And, uh, how are you holding up? - Pff."
Archer
"Well, I've tried to match the various production departments"
Archer
"Pam... craft services."
Archer
"Yes. Grip."
Archer
"Ooh, what about me? What about me?"
Archer
"The rest of you, I guess maybe carpool."
Archer
"♪ You get it from hot lunch Pam ♪"
Archer
"♪ Hot lunch! ♪"
Archer
"Because that crazy dago"
Archer
"Yeah. Win for you."
Archer
"That's what he said."
Archer
"But in Italian."
Archer
"We've been here, like, four minutes."
Archer
"Not the world's tiniest drag queen?"
Archer
"What?"
Archer
"This is weird, right?"
Archer
"Or Nazi Germany, for whatever idiot reason."
Archer
"Yes, I did. This set is dangerous."
Archer
"Shit's falling on people."
Archer
"It's nice to see you again, Ms. Deane."
Archer
"I'm Sterling Archer, private investigator."
Archer
"You hired me."
Archer
"- Is this not ringing any... - Alan?"
Archer
"Yeah. We actually even kissed."
Archer
"Look out!"
Archer
"Don't you break my cables! Come on, people!"
Archer
"Move the cables! Careful!"
Archer
"- Like breadsticks. - Move those lights, you fools!"
Archer
"When, just now? When I saved your life?"
Archer
"How much time do you have?"
Archer
"You maniacs!"
Archer
"I smelled fire."
Archer
"Nah, somebody definitely tampered with it."
Archer
"Says the man who pays"
Archer
"And how much is that costing you?"
Archer
"or I'll throw you off this set so fast you'll..."
Archer
"- Wait, what? - You'll do nothing of the sort."
Archer
"Archer? Shall we?"
Archer
"Yeah, well Ellis and I will be in his dressing room, so..."
Archer
"Actually, my dear, I need to go meet with my investors"
Archer
"So, apparently, you shan't."
Archer
"If that helps."
Archer
"Hey, Malory, do you have a minute?"
Archer
"So you thought today would be a good day to try on your big-boy britches"
Archer
"Albeit grudgingly."
Archer
"And sexually, would you say..."
Archer
"Which hole?"
Archer
"Like, is he good at plowing?"
Archer
"Okay, hypothetically..."
Archer
"Or shooting your first mule."
Archer
"I just need a moment to change"
Archer
"into something more comfortable."
Archer
"I've never seen anything like it."
Archer
"lapping, force balancing, uh..."
Archer
"Yours is a world of mystery and adventure."
Archer
"and all these so-called "accidents.""
Archer
"He'd make millions."
Archer
"Pretty impressive detective work, if I do say so myself."
Archer
"Oh, get over yourself, Rain Man."
Archer
"it really frames your face."
Archer
"And I mean, with your cheekbones..."
Archer
"- Bec... - That one was."
Archer
"All right, so what's the plan, guys?"
Archer
"Umm..."
Archer
"Yeah, I think maybe we can do better."
Archer
"What are you ninnies doing?"
Archer
"- Well, I... - Doesn't matter."
Archer
"Or it won't, once we can catch him red-handed,"
Archer
"which is what we're hatching a plan to do."
Archer
"I thought she did."
Archer
"Wait. You had sex with her."
Archer
"Don't ask. You'll gag."
Archer
"have been in her dressing room for a while now."
Archer
"Hm. Me too."
Archer
"Yes, I know."
Archer
"Oh, right."
Archer
"- I think it'll come out. - Phrasing. Still, though."
Archer
"I know, but it's very nearly 3:00."
Archer
"I'm sorry I have to run,"
Archer
"Hmm."
Archer
"- Yeah. - In its entirety."
Archer
"- No. - And what are you looking at?"
Archer
"Wow. It is kind of like a crack pipe."
Archer
"Mother! Move, idiots!"
Archer
"Why wouldn't I be?"
Archer
"But until we do have a suspect..."
Archer
"What, like a protection racket?"
Archer
"But a time-of-death estimate"
Archer
"is only exact to within maybe one hour, so..."
Archer
"But I couldn't have murdered Ellis."
Archer
"Um..."
Archer
"It's the Figgis Agency."
Archer
"Now, Mr. Crane, how can we help you?"
Archer
"Well, I'm afraid that someone, or someones,"
Archer
"Huh? We're still in production."
Archer
"Well, as Lana can confirm..."
Archer
"There's already been three accidents on-set"
Archer
"A fire, a camera crane collapsed..."
Archer
"And yesterday, there was some kind of malfunction"
Archer
"Well, it certainly sounds suspicious."
Archer
"- I... - I don't know, Cyril."
Archer
"And Ellis doesn't want the police involved."
Archer
"Already did, so..."
Archer
"I already am."
Archer
"- Posing. - The technical advisor."
Archer
"And if someone is trying to sabotage the movie,"
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