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Clips from Married with Children - A Three Job, No Income Family (S03E03)

"Hello."
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"Yes. This is the Rhoades residence."
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"Steve, it's for you."
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"[DEEP VOICE] Hello."
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"[NORMALLY] Hello."
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"To hell with him."
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"If he's stupid enough to come over here,"
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"then he deserves what you're going to do to him."
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"Unleash your fury, Steve."
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"Give him a right, a left!"
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"Break his face!"
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"Punch him in the kidney!"
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"Make him puke blood!"
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"Oh, how I love you!"
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"He's like a caged tiger."
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"STEVE: If I say I'm gonna take out the garbage,"
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"and get hell out of Dodge."
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"See, I told you, Al."
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"If you have one of these VHS machines,"
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"you can get any movie you want."
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"Hand me Rip Out Their Entrails III."
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"Yep, we have the best of both worlds now, Peg."
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"and a refrigerator with food in it."
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"Take a look around, Peg."
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"It's like the second home we always dreamed of."
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"Hey, can I make"
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"a long-distance phone call?"
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"I'm gonna go get us some more food."
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"Oh, Peg, don't turn on the tape yet."
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"I got to go to the can."
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"Oh, no! There go our pipes."
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"I'll get the goldfish out"
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"before it's too late."
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"Should we really be worried?"
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"but then they learned how to talk,"
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"and started screaming for help."
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"about the man who's stalking my husband?"
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"Not if you leave the bathroom door open."
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"Well, you know,"
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"the man must have no social conscience"
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"What is society coming to?"
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"Are we all barbarians?"
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"I'll tell you, if I had my way,"
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"I'd have them round up every one of those inconsiderate savages,"
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"bury them up to their necks,"
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"and run them over with a grain reaper."
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"You know, I feel the same way"
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"about that Pippi Longstocking girl."
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"God, I hate her!"
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"[TELEPHONE RINGS]"
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"Hello."
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"Hello?"
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"Okay, Mr. Silent Thug, if you won't speak, I will."
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"and you are obviously not college educated."
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"Now, I want you"
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"to leave my husband alone,"
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"I have a list of some very qualified therapists"
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"that I think may--"
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"Let me handle this."
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"You want to take care of this, come on over."
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"You've got the address."
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"You spineless gob of spit!"
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"He hung up."
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"How rude."
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"Well, I got him out in time,"
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"[HUMMING]"
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"Boy, did I work up an appetite."
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"I could eat a horse,"
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"but since I'm not home, I won't have to."
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"Steve, the maniac called."
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"have to give him a sound drubbing!"
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"Bring Mommy his ears, baby."
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"I'll wear them for a necklace."
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"Is there a puppy in here? I thought I heard a whimper."
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"Maybe it's Kong over there."
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"Look, guys."
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"I may seem a trifle nervous,"
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"but let me tell you why."
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"Didn't like the feeling."
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"Right then,"
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"Then you must stand by your vow."
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"Do not fight this maniac."
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"You're so brave."
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"I'm just a man."
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"Al, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"Al, I was never in a fight."
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"I ran home. I cried to my mother."
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"This kid licked me like a dog."
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"He hung up my fists. I was in them at the time."
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"What am I going to do, Al? I'm scared."
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"what's a guy from San Quentin going to do to me?"
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"Steve, let me tell a little story."
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"No, this is a story about fear."
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""There's a man that's not afraid of anything.""
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"I was afraid once."
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"When I was just a kid, there was this beast."
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"It was the scariest thing you've ever seen."
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"We both wanted Peg,"
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"which shows that love is not only blind,"
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"it's stupid."
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"Every time Peg and I went out, it was there."
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"Every time I saw it, I'd run like hell,"
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"but I knew that one day"
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"we'd have to settle this thing once and for all."
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"So one day, I get sick of running."
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"So one day in the schoolyard, we went at it."
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"It was long and brutal."
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"Well, I definitely can't say that I won,"
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"but after that day,"
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"I was never afraid again."
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"Steve,"
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"that man was Peg's mother."
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"[WHISTLES]"
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"So, Steve, I don't care how long that guy was in San Quentin."
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"There's no way he'll be as mean and as tough"
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"I got theater tickets for tomorrow night."
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"Have you ever tried to yell "bravo""
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"Okay, well, how about this? Screw a fair fight."
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"Here's what you do."
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"The guy's gonna knock on the door."
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