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Clips from Married with Children - A Three Job, No Income Family (S03E03)

"Open the door real quick,"
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"He'll drop like an ox."
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"but she horned me first."
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"you know, to track down that rock group, Guns N' Roses,"
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"with an "I heart San Quentin" bumper sticker."
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"The fight's about to start!"
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"Steve, I just want you to know,"
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"I won't think any less of you"
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"if you don't answer the door."
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"Breadbasket, Steve."
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"[THWACK, THUD]"
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"Well, he's down."
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"You wanna give me a hand here, Al?"
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"his breadbasket isn't quite where I pictured it."
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"He's got a tough little forehead, though."
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"Well, I guess I'm going to live."
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"Would somebody give me back my wallet now?"
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"I don't know why I came over here."
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"of one car length"
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"for every 10 miles per hour of speed."
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"I'm sorry I cut you off."
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"I'm sorry you had to see the ugly side of me,"
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"but when challenge challenged me,"
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"I challenged challenge."
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"Yeah. Right."
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"By the way,"
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"why were you in San Quentin?"
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"I torched a Mercedes."
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"Hey..."
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"and you've got a nice one."
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"Oh, you were so brave, Steve."
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"[STIFLED LAUGHTER]"
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"I think you proved your courage once and for all"
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"by beating up that...little man."
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"Yeah, just think what you could do"
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"to a second-grader now."
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"Let them scoff."
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"the bulging of your muscle"
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"as it strained against your sleeve,"
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"as you leapt into the fray."
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"Take me, big man. Take me."
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"Kids, you know what we gotta do."
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"What more could we ask for?"
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"So did I,"
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"but I got you, and you got Beta."
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"Anyhow, I'm getting off I-94,"
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"but before the Neanderthal jamboree"
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"God, I hope I lost him."
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"Oh, my God, it could be him!"
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"Don't leave home without it."
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"It's a good way to test the air before you attempt re-entry."
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"We are a peace-loving people here,"
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"and if you cannot control your wanton hostility,"
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"Listen, worm food!"
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"You gutless, yellow piece of--"
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"You see,"
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"you say to yourself,"
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"Because I stood up"
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"Bud, honey, come on out!"
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"[KNOCKS ON DOOR]"
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"Mr. Williams, are you all right?"
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"Not an animal, really."
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"to protect the rule"
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"but the memory of that punch will last me a lifetime."
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"Ignore them."
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"By the way, get out."
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"[DOOR SLAMS]"
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"Believe me, Marcie, I'm fine."
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"I was pretty handy with my dukes too,"
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"I vowed I would never use my hands in anger again."
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"That day, I went home and hung up my fists for good."
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"I never knew this."
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"I saw the glimmer of the sweat as it glistened on your brow,"
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"I mean, you know me,"
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"I used to fight...a lot."
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"He must be on his way over."
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"All right, so our life stinks."
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"in the hands of a man with catlike reflexes--"
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"He knows where I live."
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"grab me a handful of Greyhound,"
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"I thrashed him within an inch of his 8-year-old life."
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"I was calling every country in the world,"
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"By the way,"
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"Heat. An alias."
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"Well, of course I lost him"
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"Oh, I'm not scared, really."
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"And then there's that."
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"You're more of a man"
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"a little differently in my present state of mind."
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"Sorry."
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"Yes. That's the correct address."
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"Yes. But I'd leave the goldfish in there."
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"Uh...I meant should I be worried"
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"If a second grader hurt me,"
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"to the meanest, biggest, toughest man I'd ever seen."
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"I had a feeling you might be an animal."
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"I have to admit,"
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