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Clips from American Housewife - The Playdate (S01E01)

[Laughing]

"[Laughing]"

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It went awesome.

"It went awesome."

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Aw, that's great, sweetie.

"Aw, that's great, sweetie."

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[Giggles]

"[Giggles]"

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Yay!

"Yay!"

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Okay, how'd it really go? Awkward? A disaster?

"Okay, how'd it really go? Awkward? A disaster?"

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An awkward disaster?

"An awkward disaster?"

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The playdate went so well

"The playdate went so well"

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She gave it four stars.

"She gave it four stars."

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Something dumb, Greg. But I don't care.

"Something dumb, Greg. But I don't care."

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My baby has a cool older friend.

"My baby has a cool older friend."

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with a candlestick in her jacket?

"with a candlestick in her jacket?"

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Oh, no. [Gasps]

"Oh, no. [Gasps]"

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Oh, God. Look on the mantel.

"Oh, God. Look on the mantel."

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She stole it?

"She stole it?"

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- This is bad. - This is very bad.

"- This is bad. - This is very bad."

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This is not my fault.

"This is not my fault."

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I steal pretzels.

"I steal pretzels."

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It's more of a Robin Hood thing.

"It's more of a Robin Hood thing."

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I take from the rich and give to the poor.

"I take from the rich and give to the poor."

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We're the poor.

"We're the poor."

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Yes, you're a complex antihero.

"Yes, you're a complex antihero."

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from Chloe Brown Mueller?

"from Chloe Brown Mueller?"

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Why do you say all three names?

"Why do you say all three names?"

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I used to be you. Yeah.

"I used to be you. Yeah."

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We could look at it as another step forward.

"We could look at it as another step forward."

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So we should be proud?

"So we should be proud?"

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Well, not openly.

"Well, not openly."

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But when we look in each other's eyes,

"But when we look in each other's eyes,"

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let's know it's there.

"let's know it's there."

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Sweetie, Mama and Daddy

"Sweetie, Mama and Daddy"

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have something important to ask you,

"have something important to ask you,"

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and you have to be honest.

"and you have to be honest."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Are you sure?

"Are you sure?"

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Well, okay, then.

"Well, okay, then."

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That usually works. I don't know how to proceed.

"That usually works. I don't know how to proceed."

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Anna-Kat, we know that you're lying.

"Anna-Kat, we know that you're lying."

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- Yep. - Why did you do that?

"- Yep. - Why did you do that?"

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'Cause I wanted it.

"'Cause I wanted it."

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Sure.

"Sure."

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It was so calm and icy.

"It was so calm and icy."

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- We have to do something. - I agree.

"- We have to do something. - I agree."

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I believe the simplest solution

"I believe the simplest solution"

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Katie, you always plan these Ocean's Eleven-style cons,

"Katie, you always plan these Ocean's Eleven-style cons,"

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and they always end up more like Ocean's Twelve.

"and they always end up more like Ocean's Twelve."

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If Chloe Brown Mueller finds out Anna-Kat's a thief,

"If Chloe Brown Mueller finds out Anna-Kat's a thief,"

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and then Anna-Kat will never have another playdate again.

"and then Anna-Kat will never have another playdate again."

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She needs to apologize in person.

"She needs to apologize in person."

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She'll be embarrassed and never do it again.

"She'll be embarrassed and never do it again."

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she'll be the weird kid that steals.

"she'll be the weird kid that steals."

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She doesn't even come from a good family, Greg.

"She doesn't even come from a good family, Greg."

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She's got nothing going for her.

"She's got nothing going for her."

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You see this? This is me putting my foot down.

"You see this? This is me putting my foot down."

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Was that my knee?

"Was that my knee?"

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You're right.

"You're right."

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Wait, did I just win a fight?

"Wait, did I just win a fight?"

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Greg, don't be so surprised.

"Greg, don't be so surprised."

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I'll meet you there.

"I'll meet you there."

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"♪"

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¿Cómo estás?

"¿Cómo estás?"

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Do we have to tell the truth?

"Do we have to tell the truth?"

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- Yeah, do we? - Guys, we're telling the truth.

"- Yeah, do we? - Guys, we're telling the truth."

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Ugh.

"Ugh."

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It's the right thing to do.

"It's the right thing to do."

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[Doorbell rings]

"[Doorbell rings]"

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[Gasps] Katie!

"[Gasps] Katie!"

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What a pleasant surprise.

"What a pleasant surprise."

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Hi, Anna-Kat.

"Hi, Anna-Kat."

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Oh. Chloe Brown Mueller.

"Oh. Chloe Brown Mueller."

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- I had to say all three. - Right.

"- I had to say all three. - Right."

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came here to talk to you about something a little awkward.

"came here to talk to you about something a little awkward."

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Can we come in?

"Can we come in?"

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Of course. Come on in. Make yourself at home.

"Of course. Come on in. Make yourself at home."

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I'm live on Facebook, and I need to wrap up.

"I'm live on Facebook, and I need to wrap up."

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Now, in my opinion, what's the biggest joy of motherhood?

"Now, in my opinion, what's the biggest joy of motherhood?"

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Everything.

"Everything."

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Hey, look at that.

"Hey, look at that."

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Someone else in Westport baked a colonial onion pie.

"Someone else in Westport baked a colonial onion pie."

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- Greg. - Greg, that's right.

"- Greg. - Greg, that's right."

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Folks down at the Historical Guild

"Folks down at the Historical Guild"

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call you Pie Guy, so now that's stuck in my head.

"call you Pie Guy, so now that's stuck in my head."

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- Pie Guy. That's a cool nickname. - Yeah.

"- Pie Guy. That's a cool nickname. - Yeah."

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Oh, Katie, Anna-Kat, this is Stan Lawton.

"Oh, Katie, Anna-Kat, this is Stan Lawton."

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He's the recording secretary of the Westport Historical Guild.

"He's the recording secretary of the Westport Historical Guild."

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Pleasure. And you must be Penny's new friend.

"Pleasure. And you must be Penny's new friend."

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That's actually why we're here.

"That's actually why we're here."

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And on the playdate...

"And on the playdate..."

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- [Cellphone rings] - Oh, excuse me one second.

"- [Cellphone rings] - Oh, excuse me one second."

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I'm so sorry. I have to take this.

"I'm so sorry. I have to take this."

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A business owner wants to modify a sign

"A business owner wants to modify a sign"

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- down in the historic district. - Ha.

"- down in the historic district. - Ha."

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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- Mission abort. - Why?

"- Mission abort. - Why?"

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Stan is in charge of membership of the Historical Guild.

"Stan is in charge of membership of the Historical Guild."

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What about apologizing?

"What about apologizing?"

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You'll learn your lesson later.

"You'll learn your lesson later."

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Now, go find Penny and play.

"Now, go find Penny and play."

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You had this awesome idea earlier...

"You had this awesome idea earlier..."

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something about Ocean's Eleven.

"something about Ocean's Eleven."

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I can't do that. I don't have any of the stuff.

"I can't do that. I don't have any of the stuff."

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No crickets, no dry ice, no firecrackers.

"No crickets, no dry ice, no firecrackers."

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I'm gonna put it back now.

"I'm gonna put it back now."

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Footsteps, footsteps! Sorry to have you wait,

"Footsteps, footsteps! Sorry to have you wait,"

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but if I don't get 100 likes a day, I can't sleep.

"but if I don't get 100 likes a day, I can't sleep."

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So, you wanted to talk to me about

"So, you wanted to talk to me about"

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something a little awkward?

"something a little awkward?"

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It's awfully embarrassing.

"It's awfully embarrassing."

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I completely forgot to write a thank-you note

"I completely forgot to write a thank-you note"

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for Anna-Kat's playdate this morning.

"for Anna-Kat's playdate this morning."

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We are so sorry.

"We are so sorry."

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I did notice, but I didn't want to say anything.

"I did notice, but I didn't want to say anything."

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Apology accepted.

"Apology accepted."

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Chloe Brown Mueller,

"Chloe Brown Mueller,"

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you are a forgiving woman.

"you are a forgiving woman."

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Oh. [Chuckles]

"Oh. [Chuckles]"

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Shall we sit?

"Shall we sit?"

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Even he says all three names.

"Even he says all three names."

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[Sighs]

"[Sighs]"

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Of course. Where are my manners?

"Of course. Where are my manners?"

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