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Clips from American Housewife - The Playdate (S01E01)

"I dipped into my save jar."
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"And who are you dressing up for, Oliver?"
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"Your girlfriend?"
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"Her I have to answer."
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"You I owe nothing."
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"I'm finished. Can I go play?"
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"Sweetie, you didn't wash your hands four times."
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"Nope. I just don't feel like it today."
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"She just doesn't feel like it today."
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"Yeah, but she could wash them once."
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"Her hands are covered in egg."
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"Ah, Dr. Ellie's really helping Anna-Kat with her OCD."
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"She might be on her way to becoming a typical kid."
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"[Footsteps]"
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"Well, two steps forward, four steps back."
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"But still, it's a victory. We should celebrate."
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"Let's go out tonight for dinner and drinks."
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"That sounds so tiring."
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"Agreed. I regretted it the moment I said it."
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"♪"
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"Greg, you're always taking the high road."
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"- It's part of the deal. - It's stealing."
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"Mm."
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"Mama, Dad, Penny just invited me"
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"to her house for a playdate."
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"Can I go?"
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"Is your house a castle?"
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"Mama, don't be weird."
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"Penny's in the grade above me."
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"Oh. Sure."
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"First, she skips her hand-washing routine."
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"Now she's telling me I'm weird."
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"This is typical kid stuff."
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"Right?!"
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"Katie."
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"Sampling."
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"She didn't even wash her hands after she used the bathroom."
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"We couldn't be happier."
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"Low bar in the Otto household."
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"And she made a playdate with a second-grader."
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"A human second-grader?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Who's the other mom?"
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"You're going on a playdate at Chloe Brown Mueller's house?"
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"- Yeah. - Wait a minute. Hold up."
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"Chloe Brown Mueller?"
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"Because..."
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"When you meet her, you'll understand."
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"She's a local celebrity."
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"and all of her posts are about what a perfect mommy she is."
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"I'm not big into social media,"
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"and I actively avoid people with three names."
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"Plus, I've never seen her at drop-off."
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"That's because her housekeeper brings Penny to school."
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"That is terrible mothering."
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"My housekeeper brings my kids to school."
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"In a town full of gossips, she's the worst."
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"and implied that it was my fault."
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"It was your fault. You cheated multiple times."
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"So she's a little gossipy."
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"She's also super judgmental."
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"She mommy-shamed me once by Instagraming my dirty car."
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"The way to deal with Chloe Brown Mueller"
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"is to shut up, get in, get out."
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"Mm-hmm. Hang on, back up."
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"You went through her garbage?"
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"Mm-hmm, I made a huge mess so she would think it was raccoons."
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"Hang on one sec."
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"And I'm back."
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"I totally agree, but the thing is..."
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"I'm sorry. There's like zero privacy in this house."
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"Who the hell are you talking to?"
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"Who I talk to is none of your business."
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"You really do have a girlfriend, don't you?"
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"Taylor, I swear on my robust IRA"
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"that I do not have a girlfriend."
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"Fine, don't tell me the truth."
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"I'll find out by myself."
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"You couldn't even find your way home yesterday."
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"I left school from the soccer field."
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"Important family announcement."
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"I just got it washed."
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"I thought you said the only way you'd wash that car"
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"is if you drove us all into a lake."
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"That is true."
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"I'm not risking her social life by having a dusty whip."
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"Nice slang, Mom."
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"These pies... They look like pies."
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"And you didn't even hurt yourself."
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"but it'll all be worth it."
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"I'd be happy to."
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"Ugh!"
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"That... is the worst thing I have ever smelled."
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"[Gasps] I'm turtling up."
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"- Ohh. - It's perfect."
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"- I was going for historical accuracy. - Ugh!"
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"Ugh!"
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"It's time for you playdate."
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"- Ohh! Greg, - Oh!"
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"you've given our house permanent B.O."
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"Put it outside and Febreze the hell out of this place"
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"while I'm gone."
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"- Ugh. - I..."
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"Remember to say please, excuse me, and thank you."
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"while she's driving."
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"Mama, come here."
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"I got this."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Oh, Anna-Kat."
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"finally get to play ponies together."
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"Katie. Chloe Brown Mueller."
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"So nice to meet you."
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"- [Camera shutter clicks] - Did you..."
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"- [Chuckles] - Snooze."
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"because I can't tell if she's kidding."
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"Hey, would you like to come in for a glass of Sancerre?"
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"Chloe, I'd love to learn what that is."
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"But I got some errands to run."
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"Hey, how is your friend Angela doing?"
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"I hear she's dating again."
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"- [Laughs] - Is that true?"
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