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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Hi, My Name Is ... (S02E02)

"That's what you're eating for breakfast? Beef jerky?"
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"Eddie! What happened?!"
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"Bite of jackfruit?"
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"a free-toaster checking account."
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"I haven't bought candy in three years."
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"I'll be signing my first official documents."
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"- It really suits you. - It does, doesn't it?"
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"Nurse Evans."
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"But I could have been anything."
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"_"
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"I decided my American name is going to be... Connie."
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"I was starting my freshman year at Maryland."
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"Skooter, Toto, Bubba."
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"in one of my business classes."
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"Butt Juice?"
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"And you're making my point for me."
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"Well, it's a big class. I probably just didn't see you."
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"It was the same drink."
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"That's what made it successful."
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"That is so funny. I don't know about you guys,"
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"Why was I being stubborn"
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"I was opening the door to more opportunity."
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"Yes? Bob?"
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"My name is about to be officially entered into record."
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"No."
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"what name you want to open the account under."
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"I only practiced signing Evan Huang,"
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"And Eddie was named after the child villain"
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"You want to know how unimportant and random the name Louis is?"
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"Basically, I loved Lou Ferrigno and the Incredible Hulk."
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"with a simple story of how I got my name."
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"No."
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"I'm gonna give you some of Barry's secrets of the trade."
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"He looks like a gangster."
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"Yeah."
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""Patty melt... Real cheesy.""
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"It made me feel like I was gonna be okay here."
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"Does you food have a metallic aftertaste?"
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"I'll be back."
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"I know a great nugget spot..."
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"What's your name?"
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"That restaurant is still open."
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"_"
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"Was that it?"
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"You copied my look."
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"that Louis is my name,"
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"Uh... Barry?"
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"Uh, Barry?"
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"Take the name. You can have it. I don't want it."
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"Nasty."
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"Okay. You decide who you are yet?"
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"Meadowridge Lane?"
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"Calvin Broadus became Snoop Dogg."
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"Reginald Dwight became Elton John."
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"The bagel is the meat."
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"Also, the President is on the line for you."
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"They ain't got no air up there, bro."
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"Listen to me, Busta Rhymes."
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"That's what my name means, and that's what I expect from you."
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"I died from swallowing buttons?"
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"_"
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"So, what do you think I should do?"
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"and had to reschedule, even though I drank"
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"Have a great day."
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"Bye, Jenny."
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"You've been chewing that piece for six minutes."
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"I don't know. I was just making a Pop-Tart bagel sandwich."
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"The Pop-Tarts were the bread, and the bagel was the meat."
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"Can somebody in this family"
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"just have a normal breakfast?"
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"No, thank you."
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"That toaster was on its way out. We need new one, anyway."
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"Yes! Are we going to Sears?"
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"They have the best men's fragrance section."
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"No, we'll just go to the bank."
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"They give you a free toaster when you open a new account."
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"But we both already have accounts."
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"So we'll get one of the boys a new account."
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"It's funny. You never know when the moment"
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"you've been waiting for will finally arrive."
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"FDIC-insured, here I come."
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"That's why you're my favorite."
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"Let's do some banking."
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"Why do we all have to be here?"
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"'Cause we're a family. We do things together."
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"Remember when we all went to buy your basketball?"
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"That was a long day."
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"Each one has its own signature bounce."
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"_"
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"I've been practicing all morning."
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"Evan."
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"It just flows. I'm so glad it's my name."
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"It's perfect for me."
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"Which is good 'cause it was totally random."
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"What do you mean?"
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"so we knew we wanted yours to start with "E," too."
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"We were at the hospital, and there it was on a name tag..."
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"What?"
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"She was the nurse who delivered you."
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"Uh, no, she was the nurse who checked us out."
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"Hi there. I'm Frank. How can I help you folks?"
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"We're going to be opening him a free-toaster account."
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"Ah, our most popular account. Right this way."
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"You brought along the whole crew, huh?"
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"Apparently, that's how we do it, Frank."
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"So, what is the lucky new account holder's name?"
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"His name is Nurse Evans."
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"My name is random?"
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"I thought you picked "Evan" just for me."
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"I thought you looked into my little baby eyes"
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"and knew I was an Evan."
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"It's not a big deal. Names are meaningless."
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"Did I ever tell you the story of how I got my name?"
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"Me and my family had just moved to the U.S."
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"♪ Lord, I was born a ramblin' man ♪"
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"Hi, sister."
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"_"
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"Nice robe."
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"_"
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"Well, I'm going to keep my Chinese name."
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