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Clips from Childrens Hospital (2008) - The Chet Episode (S03E03)

"A sexy handicapped doctor..."
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"I'd like to show her my sexy costume."
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"This is actually an emergency."
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"Um, you put stuff in your mouth, right?"
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"and I'll shove stuff into my mouth."
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"Get in there! All right! I want you to admit my daughter!"
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"But not for me."
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"You know, that's your problem."
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"Copy?"
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"- That's nuts. - Chet, come on!"
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"This is your life. Do it!"
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"It's just a kid."
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"Just help me with this kid!"
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"You're an imaginary friend that I made up because... I'm crazy."
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"and I have some ecstasy in my sock."
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"♪ Doo, doo doo... ♪"
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"- His pulse-ox is dropping. - We're losing him!"
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"Wait."
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"It was, yeah."
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"The only answer."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"She's not real, dude. No one's there."
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"Previously on Childrens Hospital..."
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"No, no, Chief! It -- it's me -- Chet."
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"Oh, my gosh. Thank God."
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"I'd like to take this opportunity to invite myself to"
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"the wedding you're going to."
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"- Oh, I don't -- - Now, you can't say no"
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"because I know you've asked everybody, and you're in a real jam,"
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"and you're afraid of offending me..."
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"And I might also be dangerous."
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"And I might also be dangerous."
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"My daughter needs help now."
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"Oh, okay. Which one's your daughter again?"
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"- What do we got? - Nine-year-old, unconscious."
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"Now, there's no sign of head or spinal trauma."
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"Hey, sick-person delivery boy, not interested."
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"Someone get this bald dildo out of here, huh?"
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"Can you imagine a dildo without hair?"
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"- Yeah! Yeah, I know! - You don't laugh with us!"
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"Still."
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"What is it that you wanted?"
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"I am begging you."
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"My daughter needs treatment now!"
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"- Hey, Chief. - Oh, hey, Chuck."
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"My name is Chet."
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"Actually, I wanted to ask you a question."
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"Because I know this cozy little spot where we can sit across"
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"from each other, and you can shove stuff in your mouth,"
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"And then we'll bite down on it a bunch of times like this."
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"Aar! Aar!"
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"Hey, Chimp."
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"Your ambulance is blocking my driveway,"
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"and your presence is blocking my peace of mind."
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"Could you move them both, please? Thank you."
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"It's not okay. Okay! Okay!"
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"They say that there's someone out there for everyone."
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"Someday, a real storm will come and smash those puzzle pieces up."
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"Then they'll be broken, just like me, and they'll --"
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"- Talking to yourself again? - Oh, God! You scared me, Shane."
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"You didn't ask "Chief" out, did you?"
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"No, I tried to, but... I got interrupted."
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"When you want something, you got to just take it."
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"Well, I'm not like you, Shane."
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"It's hard for me to talk to girls."
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"Too much talk, not enough action."
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"For instance, Chet, I think you're beautiful,"
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"and I would really like to go out with you."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I've always been attracted to you,"
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"and I could make you feel so good if you'd just give me the chance."
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"I'd love to put my hands on those fine breasts."
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"What? Stop it. You're bad!"
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"You see what I did?"
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"Oh. Oh, wow!"
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"You were exuding so much confidence that you had me believing I was a woman."
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"1-Arkin-12, 1-Arkin-12."
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"We have a 21-19 on 212 Ipanema Drive."
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"Copy that, dispatch. On our way."
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"I'm gonna have to meet up with you later."
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"But you never go on calls with me."
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"You just give me this advice and then you leave."
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"So I drive."
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"Alone again."
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"The life of a paramedic is a lonely one."
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"Hi, I'm Chet."
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"Is this your dad or your boyfriend?"
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"1-Sandler-12, 1-Sandler-12."
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"Can you go to Grown Ups Hospital and pick up a cooler of donor hearts?"
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"Copy that, dispatch."
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"I tell myself I'd been given this job because they trust me."
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"I almost believe that only I can safely deliver a cooler"
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"full of human hearts to the empty chests of waiting patients."
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"Suicide."
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"The only answer."
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"- Where we going? - Aah! Stop doing that!"
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"How'd you get in here so quietly?"
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"Hey, you ask Chief out yet?"
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"No. And I never will, so just forget about it."
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"Dude, go to the hospital."
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"No. Besides, I can't go to the hospital without official business."
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"Then let's make some official business."
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"Hit her with the ambulance and we have official business."
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"Take what's yours, by any means necessary!"
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"Holy crap."
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"Oh, my -- I didn't think you'd actually do it!"
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"This is crazy."
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"I can't. I'm out of here."
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"You know what, Shane?"
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"I'm starting to understand why you suddenly have to leave all the time."
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"You're imaginary!"
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"- What? - You're imaginary!"
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"How'd you get in here so quietly?"
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"I'm starting to understand why you suddenly have to leave all the time."
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"You're imaginary!"
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"It all makes sense now."
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"You're the projection of the self I wish I was!"
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"That's why you can't help me."
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"No. I can't help you because I'm on probation,"
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"I don't need you anymore."
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