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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone? (S02E02)

"and lots of love."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you, Mr. Heather."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Tell her that she has to go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know, honey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She really seems like she wants to quit."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MR. DAVIS: Rebecca, sweetie,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you don't have to do anything you started."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What... - Yay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No... What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and she needs to see this thing through."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes. You tried a lot of different things"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"every time you wanted to quit something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you only played for a week."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, no. No..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You get up! - (whimpers)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You wanted to show the world you were okay after that"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"embarrassing 9-1-1 video, so come on!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Let's go! - (rips)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's disgusting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Girl, get your hair glue and let's Vámonos,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"which is the only word I know in Spanish"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'cause I only took it for a week."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"ANNOUNCER: Our next contestant"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is Melanie Muñoz from Fort Lauderdale."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(applause)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Miss Muños, do you yourself use the Miss Douche product?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Absolutely. Freshness is so important to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It gives me confidence to go about my day,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"knowing I don't have any unnecessary bacteria."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And free. (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(applause)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"ANNOUNCER: Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca Bunch!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whooping, applause)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whoops)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, Miss Bunch."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to see you enter this competition,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"knowing you and... and knowing your background."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs) You are a most unusual candidate."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"An Ivy League education, a full-time career, and yet,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you still say you have time to be a, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Mad chill SoCal sun soaker!""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well... I would say..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"should aspire to be. Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- and Sheryl Sandberg. - Well."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, we want to know more about the real you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What... what drives you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I guess what I'm saying is..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who are you, Rebecca Bunch?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"GREG: Yeah. Who are you, Bunch?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"JOSH: Yeah. Who are you, Becks?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm a planning manager, not a judge."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, Your Honor, sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"representing Miss Douche Incorporated, LLC."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"which houses the lab and offices of 240 employees."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Miss Proctor, could you slow down?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, the facility"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"can be zoned for mixed use"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and, thereby, be covered"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"under the light industrial"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"zoning provisions."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry. That is"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"all... sir."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(exhales)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Miss Proctor, just going through your paperwork here"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I don't see an esquire behind your name."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're not an attorney, are you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Then who are you, Miss Proctor?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Who... am I?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, we've asked you three times now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right, right, um... but it's hard because I've been"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"trying to figure that out myself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think what you're asking is,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"uh, do I deserve..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to be Miss Douche?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This morning, I didn't think so."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I, um... I'm only here because"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because of my friend, Heather."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's right there, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She reminded me of why I entered this contest"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in the first place, which"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"was to show the world that I'm okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the truth is I'm heartbroken."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And if you'd like proof of this,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you can see my, um... as YouTube calls it,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"all over the Internet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't deserve to be Miss Douche."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I don't."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I'm not, like, chill"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and cool... I'm just, I'm not."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You should find someone who's like that,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"like my friend, Heather."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's like that, but I'm..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"peace and love. Ugh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You can turn off the spotlight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Really, please, don't."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ple... can you just put it... ?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"who-who are you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm a student."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You caught me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am not a lawyer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I wanted to be one."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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