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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone? (S02E02)

"I was even gonna go back to school."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Um, but that's, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that's not gonna work out for me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But, um, listen, I... I did work really hard on this case, sir."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I even let my husband serve"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"raw poultry to me and my children, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I wrote a hundred page brief."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It is really good and it supports everything I just said,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"please."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I already did."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you're right, you did a great job."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Better than most lawyers that appear"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"before this board."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm going to grant your petition."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well done."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If you ask me, you'd make a damn good attorney."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula Proctor, Esquire."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's got a nice ring to it, doesn't it?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(exhales)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just... I wanted you guys to be proud of me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You participated."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You should get some sort"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"of certificate for that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"At least a ribbon, if not a trophy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's a great idea, honey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We'll stop and get you a ribbon on the way home."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Home, yes, okay, so, here's the thing, guys."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's been so fun, but..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think I need to move on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're just saying that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's just a thing people say."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"At least we still have Heather."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She'll need us"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for the rest of her life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on, honey. Let's go home."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Guys, I won."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh... sorry, what did you win?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am Miss Douche."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's so weird. I won ten grand and a lifetime supply of walnut bark douches."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You won something?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Honey, she won something!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And there's the problem... right there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mom, Dad, I love you guys very much, but you reward failure"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and that's why I still live at home."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Also, I like the neighborhood."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So many trees."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on, Rebecca, let's go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We have to start looking for a place to live."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, you want to live with me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You've spent the last few days"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"insulting every one of my decisions."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, exactly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You need me... really badly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I don't have any credit,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so you're gonna have to cosign."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hope you don't mind."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have so many questions."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You feeling okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Not too bad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Doctor said you might need to rest up for a bit."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was gonna make you dinner but, uh, I figured you've been"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"through enough today, so I'm ordering pizza."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (doorbell rings) - BRENDAN: Mom, I'll get it"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"since you just had an abortion!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love you, Paula Proctor, Esquire."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love you, too, honey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"BRENDAN: Mom!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's Rebecca!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, Go... thank God, you're not blonde."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I thought you liked it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, oh, no, I kind of did."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"oh, it just wasn't you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, yeah, you're right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, Darryl said you called in sick. Are you okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, I know something's been up with you lately"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Really, I mean it this time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I had a thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I figured it out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God, you-you just, you seem so much better."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I realized that I was trying to change"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"my outside instead of my inside."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, it's exactly what I did with Josh and Greg, you know,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"letting outside relationships define me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I'm... I'm not gonna do that anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, that is very wise, my dear."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know Josh and I shouldn't be together."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I know that Greg's in a better place."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Atlanta. He didn't die."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"... and I think I know how."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hello?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anyone here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Greg?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Am I just talking to myself?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great, I hate that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"GREG: Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're still here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because you're still thinking about me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, about that..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need you to go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, I did."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got on a plane."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I mean imaginary you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need you to stop haunting me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need you to get out of my head."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I understand why you had to leave West Covina and..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"someday I will be happy for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But... just for now..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I can stay with you, so when you see tacos"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or you watch the dog show, you'll think of me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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