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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone? (S02E02)

"Oh, you're right!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ A makeover, a makeover ♪ - MR. DAVIS: Hey!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mom, no. Mom. No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it's kind of something like that, in my head."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's a make... over, makey-makeover ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's a makey-makey-makey- makey-makey makeover ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Old you in the garbage, new you in display case ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Old you was a diaper, new you is a diamond ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Makeover, it's a makey-makeover ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's a makey-lakey-wakey- fakey-bakey-makeover ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Reveal, reveal ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Hairs, nailies ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ Sparkle magic horse ♪ - (horse neighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Makeover, it's a makey-makeover ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's a makey-lakey-wakey- fakey-bakey-cakey-rakey-nakey ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I had a stroke ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I had a stroke ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I had a stroke ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(elevator dings)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look at... you!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I woke up like this. - (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, I didn't really wake up like this,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but don't tell anybody, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Okay. - Okay. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula, I feel like you're not vibing with my new vibe."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-It's great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (phone beeps) - Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(unlocks iPhone)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps) Oh, my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I went"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so way up in likes! I paid a bunch of bots"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And... (gasps) I'm in the top ten for Miss Douche."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, I'm so close."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Honey, I know that you are really sad"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that Josh and Greg... dumped you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and you have done a classic post-breakup makeover..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula. You don't understand. So, when I'm Miss Douche,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the entire world is gonna see"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, it only takes me two hours to achieve this look."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I mean, four if I haven't had coffee. - Okay, well,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"this look... is not going to bring"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- either of them back. - I know that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This isn't just about Josh and Greg,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"this is about feeling good about myself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I finally feel, Paula,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs) "Authentic." Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So authentic that you stapled horse hair to your head."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. You sound real stupid,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because it's not staples, it's glue."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it's dead people hair, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oops. Sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I... need some more glue."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not stapes, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"B.R.B."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(exhales)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(birds chirping)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(exhales)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Hey, Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um... hello, Miss."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No! Josh, Josh, it's-it's..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's me, it's Becks!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You look so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Look at you! - I know,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"right? It's-it's great. I'm doing this contest,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and did you not see my Instagram pic of my makeover?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Said, hashtag "alwayshydrate"? I mean,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I haven't checked all the likes, there are so many likes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, I couldn't tell if... if you were on there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. I haven't been online for a while."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm on an internet cleanse. I do it"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"every once in a while. Just... Sometimes,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"there's crazy stuff online that..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you know, bums me out, you know what I mean?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh, if you're talking about that 9-1-1"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I've been meaning to tell you, I wasn't"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"screaming "Josh, Greg, Josh, Greg," that wasn't about you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that was about my good friend Josh Greg,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with whom I went to both Harvard and Yale, and he's"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in a really bad place, 'cause his cousin just died."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What 9-1-1 call?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was talking about people who post pictures"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"of polar bears on melting ice caps."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What fire?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, so you didn't hear about..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"D-uh, uh, the... it's-it's... oh, my gosh. It's a..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it was... no, no, no. It's noth... Mm-mm. Mm-mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And... and you're in a contest? Is it a... costume contest?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"funny costume? (chuckles softly)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, no. It's not a... it's not a costume."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is... um, this is how I dress now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, s... uh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca. I'm sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No... Whatever you're going through right now,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"uh... it'll get better."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I promise."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, but it can't get better when it's already the best."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Take care, Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Cool. I don't need taking care of, though, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(groans) Get up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Get up! - Mm!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You've been sleeping for, like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- two days! - Aah!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your expensive bots pushed your likes over the edge."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dude, you made it into the finals!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, like, get up and go to your dumb contest."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Try to be Miss Douche, you idiot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait. I made it?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah. - Oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yeah. I was a pretty hot girl."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, it doesn't matter 'cause I give up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Eh. - MR. DAVIS: Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Here. I made something for you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with a special cookie cutter"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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