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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone? (S02E02)

"Her douche box."
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"We think it could be the cornerstone"
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"of female empowerment."
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"Empowerment?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, yes! We know that our company's image is retro"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and that's why we're re-branding."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're moving into new market places,"
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"we're redefining ourselves."
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"Hence the new facility in Pomona you're working on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, new headquarters, new image, new us."
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"We are starting over."
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"Starting over, yeah."
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"Yeah, our name and image"
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"are a liability, we get that, you know."
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"People sometimes laugh,"
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"they childishly giggle at us."
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"Let alone all the anti-douching research funded by Big Vagina."
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"Nothing worse than Big Vagina."
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"Oh, amen."
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"No, but when I am done with this re-branding,"
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"no one will laugh at me."
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"I mean, us... anymore. (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, um, you know, re-branding,"
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"you were talking about that, and I'm so fascinated by that"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- from a business perspective. - Oh."
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"Tell me, how does a person or a business"
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"completely change their entire identity"
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"so that everyone forgets what they were like before?"
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"Well, for us,"
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"it starts with a new marketing push."
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"We're launching a new Miss Douche logo."
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"So instead of an illustration, she'll be a real woman,"
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"flesh and blood."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Probably should not mention blood when I'm pitching it."
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"Anyway, we're looking for her now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How are you doing that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, it's a grass roots viral campaign."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, the contestants send their photos to us on Instagram."
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"and then we pick the winner. Oh, God,"
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"on-on a billboard, a pop-up ad or on TV,"
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"they're just gonna say, "Wow, look at that new Miss Douche!"
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"- (elevator dings) - She really has her act together.""
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"Paula, Paula, can you do all the research"
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"for the permitting for Trina's case?"
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"I need you to pull blueprints,"
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"file motions, set hearings..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I'm not a lawyer. - Oh, but you basically are."
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"And you're the only person"
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"I would trust to take this over."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen, I have to recuse myself"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Paula, I need to become a douche."
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"Miss Douche!"
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"Ow! This Miss Douche case"
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"is so complicated."
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"Look at us, dividing up our domestic duties."
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"Are you cooking or doing inventory?"
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"and, uh... it's hard."
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"and I-I really appreciate it."
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"You're trying to show me that I can go to law school"
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"and have a baby, and that our lives can still work."
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"Exactly. See, I'm crushing it."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Tommy, Brendan, dinner."
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"Tommy!"
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"Tommy! Where the hell is Tommy?"
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"I'm gonna count to three, young man."
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"Don't let me get to three!"
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"My license is suspended again."
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"Just go get him."
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"Uh, take the back roads."
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"So I, uh... I need a little practice in the domestic arts, but I'll get there."
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"Honey, I'm gonna call the law school tomorrow"
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"and tell them that I can't go."
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"We are overwhelmed on our best day."
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"And we cannot add a baby and law school"
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"to this."
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"But you love law, and you're good at it."
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"And you have the perfect name for a lawyer..."
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"Paula Proctor, Esquire."
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"The only better job would be..."
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"- Paula Proctor, Doctor. - Stop it."
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"We have made a decision,"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(dog barking in distance)"
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"- So, it's a contest - (crunches)"
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"to see who will be the new Miss Douche!"
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"- Ooh, a contest. Wonderful! - I love Miss Douche."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's been around since I was a kid. My mother used it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She always smelled like a salad."
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"- Exactly! - Ew. This whole thing is dumb."
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"The only thing grosser than a douche is an internet contest."
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"Heather, I need to do this, okay? I need to re-brand."
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"My 9-1-1 video is up to 10,000 hits,"
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"and everyone I've ever met is texting me, saying things"
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"like, "Are you okay? I saw the video.""
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"I need to change the narrative."
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"If I'm Miss Douche,"
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"then everyone will know that I'm okay. Everyone."
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"Josh and Greg and Audra Levine"
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"and my mother, my garbage father... everybody!"
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"- (gasps) - Honey, you're not being supportive."
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"- I'm repeating what she said. - Okay,"
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"Help me scope out the competish."
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"Okay. So, these are"
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"the girls who have the most likes so far."
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"Okay..."
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"And... all right."
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"Okay, there's that girl..."
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"Mm-hmm. This is not for you."
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"- What do you mean? - They all look like"
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"gorgeous mermaids who grew feet and went to Coachella."
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"- Oh, I could look like that. - Sure, if you had"
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"five years, a team of professionals"
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"MRS. DAVIS: Honey, that's not nice."
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"Heather."
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"You are smart, but wrong."
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"I need what every girl needs after a breakups."
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"- A makeover! - MR. AND MRS. DAVIS: Oh!"
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"Cue the song!"
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