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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone? (S02E02)

"Fare-thee-well, Gregorino."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sirens wailing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(knocks on door)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, good, you're up. Okay, so,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(voice breaking): can I sleep here tonight, please?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(groans)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, that was you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You lit the fire?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, no, okay, so I was trying to burn"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"some ex-boyfriend memorabilia."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And it was all an accident."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah, well, you could've burned down the whole complex."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was gonna run out and see it, but then I was tired."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so, I'm tired too, so I'll just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll just-I'll just sleep here, yeah?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MRS. DAVIS: Heather?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is everything okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, hello, hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who are you? Heather, I thought"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- you lived alone. - What? No, I live with my parents."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I do?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You've met them."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your parking spot is next to mine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I was the one who kept getting"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"your Playbill Magazine, remember?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you keep scraping the side of my car?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(robot voice): Mm. Searching database for facial recognition."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Beep, beep, beep, eh, matches not found."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (laughter) - Don't be weird."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm so sorry to wake you, Mr. and Mrs. Heather."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Davis. My last name's Davis."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was in a fire."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(crying): It was so scary."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, thank you. - HEATHER: Aw. No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's okay. I mean..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ugh. Okay, Mom, Dad, can Rebecca crash on the sofa,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or whatever?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Of course, I'll go get a blanket."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I make some mean pancakes, Heather will tell you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, well, good, I-I am kind of hungry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I was thinking more breakfast, but sure, why not?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Guys, it's 2:00 a.m."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Which means it's morning. - Dad..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Heather, your parents are so nice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(drawn-out groan) Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you want strawberry cat ears,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or blueberry smiles on those flapjacks?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Get out of my head, you angel."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Both, I'll take both!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Where is she?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Why, what's wrong? - This."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Photo credit, the jerk in 7B. (phone beeps)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Well, I was in a love triangle"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with two best friends named Josh and Greg"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and they both rejected me, so I tried to light a fire"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and burn all their stuff"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and it's so smoky in here and I'm so sad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hold on, I have to poo."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"DISPATCH: Ma'am, is there a fire in your house?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't go into your bathroom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- REBECCA: Okay, I'll poo outside. - What is your name, Ma'am?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My name is Rebecca Nora Bunch from West Covina."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(groans) I'm in the backyard and I got poo on my shoes. Hurry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"KAREN: If I were you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Karen, I'm totally fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mine would be Eva Longoria. - What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- That's already someone. - Is it?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: (groans) I'm in the backyard and I got"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"poo on my shoes. Hurry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(mouse click)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (mouse click) - DISPATCH: 911, was it your emergency?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, no, enough of this,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we're not watching this anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, this is gonna blow over in, like, two seconds."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you wearing, by the way?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm, it's Heather's mom's clothes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't go back to my apartment, like, ever."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's okay, I'll go to your apartment and get your things."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Memory spirits will not mess"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with Mama Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (moans) Thank you. Okay. - (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You don't think that many people saw this, do you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, like, Josh and Greg haven't seen it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, no, I don't think anybody sent it to them."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, forget me, forget this, what-what's new with you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Me? Uh, nothing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you sure? Because you've seemed a little"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know, distracted lately,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Tell me, I'm a good listener."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(crying): I'm a good listener."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So just tell me!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Babe, why don't you go home,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and take like a... personal disaster day"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, I want to be in the meeting!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, are you sure?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause it's a douche company and Karen's gonna be there"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"just talking all about her vagina."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And we're just gonna be throwing up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, it'll make me feel better to work."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And plus, I want to prove to everyone that I'm okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"DARRYL: Okay!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is everybody ready to get their douche on?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (chuckles) No. - Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and everything they do for women."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(shudders)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Personally, I am a fan."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've been using your products for years."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Would you sign my box?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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