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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone? (S02E02)

"I can sleep in. I got suspended."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not my fault."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was playing with my lighter"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and some kid got his book in my fire."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Brendan, I am so disappointed in you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Put that on some bread."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He gets suspended and you yell at him for eating naked cheese?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're in that mood, huh?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You-you want a chardonnay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You know I can't. - Oh, it won't hurt."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're only a little bit pregnant."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You, uh, sure you want another baby?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There are options, you know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We just won't mention it to Father Brah"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and he won't tell God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Scott, I am a married mother of two."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, those options are for teenagers"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the month after winter formal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know who I think you should talk to? Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's young."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I bet she's had tons of options."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(scoffs) Rebecca is the last person I want to tell."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, when I let her know that I'm not going to law school"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because I'm having this baby, I mean, she's..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She is your best friend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I don't want to burden her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, she's recovering from not one, but two breakups."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(scrubbing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna move on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. I'm gonna move on, just like Paula said."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna figure out who I am"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and scrub these men out of my life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you sure you want do that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Greg?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Greg, I knew you wouldn't leave me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I knew you'd come back!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Of course I did."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I could never leave you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I'm here, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"BOTH: We will never leave you, Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Never."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ghosts. (sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, I know what you guys are. You're dream ghosts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Dream ghosts are lame. - So lame."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're memory spirits."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Coined it! - Oh, nice, dude."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I pitched ex-ray visions,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but we're not named Ray, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Greg sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"who haunt their exes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckling): Coined that, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(groans) Okay,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I guess scrubbing you out of my life wasn't enough."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need to sweep you out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Where's my broom?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You can't sweep us out. We're everywhere."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This house is filled with memories of us."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Remember?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I banged you here ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I nailed you there ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ And on this couch ♪ - ♪ And in this chair ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ In the doorway ♪ - ♪ The hallway ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ On every stair ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"BOTH: ♪ We tapped that ass all over this house ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(tapping)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Sometimes him, sometimes me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Though never simultaneously ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But one of us was hitting it usually ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"BOTH: ♪ We tapped that ass all over this house ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(tapping)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You'll never escape us ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause we live in your head ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Just two swell dudes that you screwed ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ Here ♪ - ♪ And here ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And even occasionally in your bed ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- That bed is really uncomfortable. - Right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's like a prison cot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ On the stove ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Over the sink ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And sort of in the fridge ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And then we hit the back patio ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ That's where we hit your back patio-oh! ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ We tapped that ass all over this house ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ How many times did we tap that behind? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Well, let's estimate ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ On an average day ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I would have to say ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? Too cheeky?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, does this ring a bell?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(high-pitched): A little to the left."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, oh, wait, wait,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"back to the left."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Right there, right there. - JOSH: Wait, no,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you're doing it wrong. I'll do it myself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's me. And my ass."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ooh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sounds refreshing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ On the table you were willing and able ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I made a deposit ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I also tapped that ass all over this house ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's wrap this up with a big finish!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But where should we finish?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Please not on my chest."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, you'll scratch it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ On the accent wall ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ On the bathroom floor ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ You didn't care where ♪ - ♪ You just wanted more ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"BOTH: ♪ How much more tappin' could one ass endure? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ We tapped that ass ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Tapped that ass ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Tapped that ass ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Goodbye, Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Goodbye, Greg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Adios, Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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