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Clips from Girls5eva - Cease and Desist (S01E01)

"with the multi-tool from "The Truman Show"!"
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"Cease and desist, bitches! [cheers and applause]"
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"Cease and desist, bitches!"
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"- So that's why that phrase sounds so iconic."
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"I invented it."
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"- You're not mad about it?"
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"- That rant was a tour de force."
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"That's French for force tour."
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"- They're making fun of you."
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"- Nope. This is classic diva worship."
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"Figures such as Bette Davis and Judy Garland"
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"are often admired for their ability to exhibit power"
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"from a place of vulnerability."
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"It's very nuanced."
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"- Well, I'm vulnerable and powerful."
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"I have a wool allergy."
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"And I have punched out so many car windows"
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"to free dogs on hot days."
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"- Sorry, but it's not my fault"
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"that everyone admires and looks up to me."
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"I didn't ask to be a treasured hero."
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"- Wickie? - Yes!"
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"- Sign my shirt. - Coming."
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"[chuckles and sighs]"
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"Darles? - Hmm?"
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"- Why does my catchphrase have a little TM on it?"
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"Where'd you get this? - Zander's got a stand."
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"- Please remember to tip"
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"your bartenders and mannequins!"
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"- Excuse me, fellas."
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"- Famous."
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"French."
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"Pharmacy."
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"- Hey, I just wanted to say break a leg."
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"- Five minutes, Girls5eva. - I love you."
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"- Thank you."
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"- Oh, and the stage looks slippery"
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"like those stairs at Essentials you slipped down that time."
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"You might wanna wear sneakers or a square toe--"
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"- Okay. I can't do this with you here."
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"[energetic pop music]"
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"- * Fledge Mulholland *"
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"[light funky music]"
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"* *"
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"- Wickie!"
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"Do you want a tank or a trucker hat,"
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"or a tri-blend tee or a cozy?"
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"- You need to cease and desist"
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"with "cease and desist, bitch," bitch."
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"- Wait, I don't..."
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"All this is supes aboveboard, actually."
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"See, after I lip-sunc to you,"
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"I was like, "Zander be a business boy,""
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"you know, because my parents are lawyers."
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"Well, you don't know that. But my parents are lawyers."
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"Anyway, I looked the phrase up."
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"It was fully avail, so I trademarked it."
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"- But these are my words."
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"- That I made it into art."
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"Wait, are you not proud of me?"
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"- This is theft! - Wickie, I worship you."
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"But what I did took a ton of work."
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"You're the subject."
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"The girl with a pearl earring doesn't get paid."
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"Vermeer gets paid."
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"- Vermeer died penniless."
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"I know this because I watched "Jeopardy!"."
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"How much money did you make, Zander?"
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"- [scoffs] You're a queen."
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"You don't need any of my dumb money."
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"- How much? - Um...between merch"
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"and a sponsored post for weight anxiety sneakers"
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"and the remix, and please remember NYU was expensive--"
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"- A number, Zander."
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"- $80,000. And also I spent it."
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"- On NYU? - No, girl."
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"I told you my parents are lawyers."
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"On bags and tattoos."
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"This one says gratitude, and I mean it."
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"- You human B-side! - Please go off."
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"I can make enough to buy a Dairy Queen"
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"that I operate as a joke."
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"- Come on, say something you mutton-sleeved empress."
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"- No, you're not. - What are you doing?"
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"- Oh, it was a photo."
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"- Don't yell at him."
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"He's just gonna lip-sync it"
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"and sell catchphrase dog raincoats."
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"- First Larry makes money off of me,"
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"then I had a Henrietta Lacks situation but with HPV cells,"
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"now Zander is cashing in."
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"Why am I never the one profiting off of me?"
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"- It's fucked up."
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"- I just feel totally ignored."
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"- That's how I felt all day, ignored and left out."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"* *"
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"- I finally get empathy."
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"It's when you feel sad for others"
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"because the same thing's happening to you."
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"- Oh. Thank you."
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"I mean, usually, you can make the leap"
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"without the one to one but..."
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"- Negative four minutes, Girls5eva."
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"- [sighs] Let's just bail."
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"My feet are killing me in these show socks."
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"And they don't even wanna hear our new stuff."
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"I don't wanna sing "Daddy's Hot Friend" again."
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"- Then don't, but we're not bailing."
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"- Fudge is made of diamonds."
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"They can even be the blood kind."
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"She doesn't care. - Good girl."
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"- Ladies, we're doing "Four Stars.""
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"- I gave the sound booth ten free whitenings."
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"[applause] - Oh, my gosh!"
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"- We are Girls5eva!"
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"- Oh, damn, Fledge!"
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"- That was amazing."
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"[upbeat pop song playing]"
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"- * We're gonna start fresh, take a couple of new steps *"
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