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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Twas the Episode Before Christmas (S02E02)

"...and he's an investigator, maybe we should give him the baby."
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"I'm not sure he's an investigator."
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"Wait a second, you mean his mother is a killer?"
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"-That's what these investigators think. -How awful."
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"I hope that kind of thing's not hereditary."
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"Better make sure there's no guns or knives around."
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"Well, look in the back seat of the car!"
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"There you are. I've been trying to find you."
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"-Please. -Didn't turn in the rug rat?"
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"You change some diapers and your disposition changes."
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"-Where are you taking me? -My office."
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"Somebody I want you to meet. Hang on to your suspension of disbelief."
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"Maddie, I'd like you to meet Mary."
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"-Hello? -Hello."
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"Forgive the way I look, but I haven't changed or bathed..."
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"...for several days. I've been on the run with no place to stay."
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"I've been trying to find a hotel room, but it's Christmas..."
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"...and, well, there are no rooms in any of the inns."
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"-You hear that? No room at the inns. -S0?"
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"-I'm worried. -About what?"
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"-I think we're trapped in an allegory. -A what?"
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"We got everything but the camel."
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"-Anybody care for a smoke? -That's it."
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"What is it we can do for you?"
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"I'm looking for a woman named DiPesto."
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"I left something with her and I need to pick it up now."
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"-Can [I--? -See you outside? Sure."
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"-You know what something is? -Something?"
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"-Suspected, Maddie, suspected. -My mind's made up."
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"Shouldn't you listen to her? What are you doing?"
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"-What I should have done. -What I should have done."
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"-What I should've done last night. -Last night."
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"-Stop that! -Stop that!"
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"-I'm calling the police. -The police."
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"-I hate you! -You love me."
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"The something you left with Ms. DiPesto?"
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"-You know all about it, don't you? -Well, yes."
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"It wasn't easy for me to do."
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"-Murder never is. -Excuse me?"
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"-Murder. I said, murder never is. -Murder?"
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"-Murder. -l wasn't talking about murder."
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"-She wasn't. -You weren't?"
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"-Then what were you talking about? -Leaving Andrew."
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"-Andrew? -Andrew."
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"-Andrew. -Andrew? My God."
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"-Is something the matter? -No, just me."
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"Then your husband really did get drunk and fall off that balcony?"
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"My husband was thrown over that balcony by a man."
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"A man that my husband testified against."
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"He didn't know I was there."
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"You saw the whole thing?"
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"So I ran, but Andrew started crying."
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"This apartment door was open."
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"I knew I couldn't stay there..."
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"...but I'd seen the lady who lived there around the building."
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"She seemed sweet and kind."
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"She is."
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"I'd never been without my son before."
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"I spent that whole night worrying about him, thinking about him."
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"I knew this DiPesto woman worked for you."
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"I spent the night in your hall last night."
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"I was waiting at the door when this man came in this morning."
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"Is there any way I can see this Ms. DiPesto..."
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"...and make sure that my son's all right?"
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"Sounds like the call of the hall."
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"Andrew, huh?"
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"That poor woman."
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"-You mean the murderer? -So, what do we do now?"
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"Here's a thought. What if we call the police?"
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"Not to arrest her. To protect her."
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"-And Andrew. -And Andrew."
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"Boy, I'm not looking forward to this."
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"-You want some company? -Yes. No."
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"But thank you."
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"Okay, so now the priest, the rabbi and the minister..."
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"...are all playing golf, right?"
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"Hang on a second, Mary."
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"-Madelyn? -David, he's gone."
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"-Gone? -Andrew and DiPesto, they've vanished."
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"Mary, later on the joke, babe."
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"Ms. DiPesto?"
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"-Ms. DiPesto. -Ms. DiPesto?"
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"Remember the cheese please, and a box of Frosted Flakes.""
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"-She's not here. She's not anywhere. -You're wrong."
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"-She's definitely somewhere. -This is terrible. This is awful."
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"How do you feel about this?"
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"You know what we have to do."
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"Wrap this up because another show's coming on the air?"
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"-We call the police! -We call the police!"
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"Right. We have to get them involved. Tell them what happened."
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"-You think so, huh? -Absolutely."
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"-Let's not and we say we did. -David."
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"You're gonna call the police, say we found the child with no mother..."
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"...looked for her, found the mother, lost the child."
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"As long as you're on the phone, I've misplaced my secretary..."
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"...and did I tell you, I'm a private detective?"
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"-Something like that. -Let's keep looking."
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"-Keep looking? -You took the words out of my mouth."
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"My tongue never felt a thing."
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"It will be dark in an hour."
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"It will be Christmas Eve in an hour."
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"My goodness, I completely..."
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"I haven't had a chance--"
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"It's okay. I didn't get you anything either."
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"-Some Christmas, huh? -Yeah."
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"I wish we were in Bethlehem."
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"Really? Bethlehem nice this time of year?"
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"I'd know how to find DiPesto and the baby if we were there."
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"-Really? -Sure, things were simpler back then."
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"-No kidding. -No kidding."
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"I mean, if there was a baby and you wanted to find him..."
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"...the big guy would put a star in the sky."
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"-A star? -Sure, don't you remember..."
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"...when the wise men were trying to find baby Jesus?"
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"-They looked for a star to guide them. -A star!"
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"-It led them right to him. -David."
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"I think I know where DiPesto and the baby are."
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"-You do? -Would you do something for me?"
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"-You said you knew where they were. -Well, like you said:"
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""A star in the sky will guide us right to them.""
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