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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"Forever."
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"I'm three months pregnant."
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"Not awkward, guys."
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"Not awkward unless we let it be awkward."
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"- This place seems great. - Yeah."
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"- Is Kelly here? - Yeah, she's around somewhere."
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"Let's go find her. I'll introduce you guys."
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"Then I should probably duck into the VIP room."
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"It's so stupid and arbitrary, isn't it?"
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"- Who gets to be a VIP and who doesn't. - Can we come?"
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"It's not that arbitrary."
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"- Whoa, this place is loud. - You think?"
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"Think it was kind of weird that Ted didn't invite me out with him?"
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"Why? You'd rather be out at some dance club?"
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"All noisy and sweaty with the..."
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"Is this what you want? "30-year fixed mortgage.""
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"(IN BRITISH ACCENT) "I'm three months pregnant.""
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"That was awkward."
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"we should let it breathe for about 30 minutes."
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"Freaking tannins."
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"Okay."
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"You know what they're doing in there right now?"
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"They're watching Claire's ultrasound video."
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"And I swear to God, even the baby looks bored."
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"Come on. It's not that bad."
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"We're really starting to click with these guys."
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"Claire and Austin just invited us to their fondue fest"
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"next Saturday night."
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"Are you honestly trying to get me excited about fondue?"
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"It's dipping stuff in hot cheese. What's not to love?"
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"But it's dipping stuff in hot cheese with boring people."
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"Marshall, it's time for us to grow up."
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"Marshall knew she was right,"
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"But not tonight,"
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"So I'm not sure if this part is actually true,"
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"But Uncle Marshall swears it happened,"
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"Taxi!"
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"The new album is great. It's all smooth and polished."
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"Not all dark and heavy like the early stuff."
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"Oh, yeah. Norah Jones just gets better and better."
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"Please tell me we can drink the wine now."
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"Five more minutes. We don't wanna rush those tannins."
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"I'm wetting my pants!"
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"(MUSIC STOPS)"
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"No, no, I was just saying that..."
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"Clubs weren't even okay, Clubs sucked,"
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"I had to get out of there,"
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"- Hey, Robin! - Hey!"
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"- Why aren't you inside? - I'm calling the owner."
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"There's a guy in there who won't let me into the stupid VIP room."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, I have this move. So I came here to bust it."
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"Can you get me in?"
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"Great, voicemail."
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"- Thanks, I'll see you. - Bye."
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"Oh, come on! He just got here."
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"Isn't there a third Affleck brother?"
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"Keith Affleck or Brian Affleck or something?"
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"Holy crap! We just saw Brian Affleck."
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"And, it's not like I care so much about getting into the VIP room."
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"I have been in tons of VIP rooms. Not exactly a VIP room virgin."
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"But seriously, call me back."
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"Name's already crossed off. Sorry."
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"But I'm Robin Scherbatsky. I'm a reporter for Channel 1."
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"There's a Channel 1? Back of the line."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"Coat wench, do not uncheck that man's jacket!"
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"Sorry, I was just being dramatic. You're not a wench."
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"No, no, no, coat wench. I like it. I should get a sign made up."
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"(SCOFFING) Lily? Who cares, right?"
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"- Well, I'm going home. - No!"
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"I put my ass and probably other parts of my body on the line"
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"to come down here and party with my bro."
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"- Now damn it, we're gonna party. - All right. One beer."
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"Yes. Finally I don't have to wait a half an hour for a drink."
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"Yeah!"
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"No tannins!"
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"Oh, man, I can't believe I forgot to tell you this,"
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"This is important to the story,"
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"Earlier that day, Marshall went to the dentist"
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"and got a temporary crown put in,"
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"What?"
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"I'm staying!"
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"What?"
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"Marshall, are you okay?"
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Marshall just ditched out on our own party."
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"Can you get me in there? I kind of need to kill him."
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"Actually, I can't even get myself in. I was such a dork."
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"I get recognized one time and I start thinking I'm Julia Roberts."
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"I'm just a lowly little P sitting out here in the gutter."
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"You know something?"
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"I'd take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day."
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"There's Barney."
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"Hey!"
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"Broke my tooth!"
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"Do you have any aspirin?"
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"But when Marshall came out a few minutes later..."
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"- Rough night? - Yeah."
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"- Or New Year's Eve. - Or the Super Bowl."
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"- Or parades. - The Rockettes."
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"He just left in the middle of our own party. You don't do that."
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"Unless, of course, you're chasing after somebody"
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"What's the big plan for next Saturday? Scrabble night?"
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"Don't check your email."
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"Why are you becoming this person?"
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"I heard that in college you flashed a campus tour group on a dare."
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"Once on a dare. The other times were just for fun."
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"I'd love to go back and be that person again, but you can't move backwards."
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"- You can only go forward. - False."
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"You can go wherever you want."
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"I guess, the question is, where do you want to go?"
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"I want to go into this club and find my fiancé."
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"Hey, big guy."
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"I said, follow my lead."
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"- Yes, please, please. - Do it, do it."
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"- Follow her lead. - You have to. Follow it."
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"Please."
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"Those were the four greatest and only breasts I have ever seen."
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