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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"Yeah. See, if everyone keeps telling you something is supposed to be fun,"
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"it's usually not."
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"- Right. - Right."
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"So by that logic, if you and I were to, say, go out on a date..."
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"Well, then we couldn't go anywhere that's supposed to be fun."
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"Right. The DMV it is."
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"- Then we'll get our teeth cleaned. - Sounds awful. It's a date."
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"Okay."
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"But there's still one big question that needs to be answered."
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"How many of these coats do you think I could put on all at once?"
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"I'll go this way, you go that way."
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"Okay. For the wedge."
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"Barney?"
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"- Barney. - Ted."
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"- Get your coat, we're leaving. - What?"
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"- That was my cousin Leslie. - What?"
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"No. No. No. We are not laughing about this, Ted."
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"This is not gonna be some funny story that we'll be telling in a couple months."
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"It's not going to be like, "Hey, remember that time"
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""when you were grinding with..." No!"
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"And you know why?"
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"Because, italics, this night did not happen."
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"And you promise me that you will never, ever, ever tell"
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"another living soul what transpired here tonight."
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"- You promise. Promise. - All right, I promise."
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"Let's get Marshall and go, okay?"
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"- Hey, tip her, Barney. - Why? I didn't check a coat."
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"And even if I did, on principle tip jars have become so..."
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"Funny story. Barney was grinding with this girl all night..."
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"Fine!"
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"Just..."
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"That's a handy new trick."
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"So Marshall and Lily rediscovered their youth,"
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"It was nice,"
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"(YELLING) I'm really glad you guys came out tonight!"
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"(YELLING) You know, dude, can I just say something?"
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"It kind of hurt that you guys didn't invite me out."
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"I mean, I know things have changed since I got engaged,"
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"but it would've been nice to be asked."
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"- I'm sorry! I assumed you had other plans. - They played some good songs tonight."
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"- I mean, lately... - I know, I know, it just, seems like"
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"suddenly we're living in two different worlds."
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"Maybe you've got more in common with Barney."
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"- What? - Are you crazy?"
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"You think I like going to those clubs?"
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"I'd so much rather go to your fruity little winetasting."
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"Oh, my God, I'm gonna barf!"
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"The problem is you can't do any of that couple stuff"
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"unless you have someone to do it with."
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"And the only way I'm gonna find that someone is by going out"
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"- and doing stupid single stuff with Barney. - What?"
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"Hey, maybe it'll be that cute coat-check girl."
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"Yeah. Maybe it will be."
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"It wasn't,"
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"You know, Ted. I don't say this nearly enough"
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"- but I really value... - Hey, that place has great salads."
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"- Say you're my bitch. - I'm your bitch."
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"- What the hell happened to these two? - Marshall and I are just growing up."
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"- Oh, totally. - Yeah."
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"- Let's start drinking. - (CHUCKLING) Not so fast."
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"Freaking tannins."
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"I think that's when I realized, clubs weren't awesome,"
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"Should've snuck in with Brian Affleck."
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"Wait. What are you doing here? Lily let you go?"
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"OLDER TED: Again, I wasn't there, so I'm a little foggy on the details,"
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"I'm leaving."
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"Like these clubs. Or cruises."
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"Well, I hate to take his side. But, come on, a winetasting?"
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"I'm not in college anymore."
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"Where's my purse, where's my... No, I'm okay."
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"These clubs are supposed to be fun, right? Why do I hate them so much?"
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"(INAUDIBLE)"
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"No. Kelly works in..."
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"who's already done it, and then I think it's okay."
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