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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Shaq (S02E02)

"They grow so fast, it's amazing. You have them and it's instant."
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"Is there one person at this table who can eat cauliflower?"
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"- He's been wanting to ask. - It's really no big deal."
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"It's, you know, I'm applying for a fellowship."
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"You want to switch glasses with me, is that it?"
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"Thanks. It works at the galleries, you know."
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"Don't get me wrong."
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"- The Lakers' season starting up tomorrow. - That's right."
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"- He's got the most unbelievable seats. - Pretty amazing."
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"I'll root for the other team. I can't stand the Lakers, really."
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"19,000 people disappointed when they lose, I just..."
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"Right, when they lose, which is very seldom."
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"But, Jeremy and Larry, for Bob's 40th birthday..."
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"one of those books where each person does a page."
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"- Great, I would love to do that. - Thank you, he would love that."
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"So, if I could pick it up around Wednesday."
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"I mean, we just had some turkey."
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"I don't even know what to put down here. I mean, I'm..."
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"I wanted to remind you to say goodbye."
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"Sometimes you forget to say goodbye to people."
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"I just kept putting money down. Why didn't they stop me?"
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"- Why did you keep putting money down? - Because they didn't stop me."
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"- It doesn't work because that- - Okay, all right!"
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"- It's not a country. - It is a country."
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"You don't know what the hell you're talking about..."
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"And your liquor."
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"You wanna play a quick round of Scattergories?"
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"- No, I'm gonna go up. - Yeah, thank you, Captain Geography."
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"Okay, "J," five, go!"
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"Honey, please don't yell at my parents like that."
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"Are you going to be using your light much longer?"
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"to the county museum, my letter of recommendation."
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""Dear LA County Museum."
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""This is a letter of recommendation for a guy named..."
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"No. It's stupid."
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"- What situation did you put yourself in? - It's all our friends."
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"Listen, I can't go to the Laker game tonight."
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"Good to see you, how are you?"
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"- Yeah. - Shaq loves your show."
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"- It was great to meet you. - Did you play anything?"
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"Just look at this thing on my back."
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"That's Dr. Wiggins, that's who he was talking about."
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""That's something or nothing.""
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"I'm sorry to bother you with this."
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"- The doctor? - Yeah, the doctor."
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"He's in the locker room."
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"How you doing?"
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"- Is this fucking unbelievable? - This is unbelievable."
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"You do. The bench is right over here, look at this."
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"Shaquille O'Neal."
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"Yeah, I'll ask him, with his eight rings, that Larry David's upset."
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"- God, I'm so... - What did you do?"
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"- My knee. - Your knee?"
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"It's not an assassination attempt, for Christ's sake."
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"I don't know, I stuck my legs out. I'm so sorry."
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"It was an accident."
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"This is a nightmare."
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"I think we should get going. I'm very uncomfortable."
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"- Take a hike. - It was an accident."
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"Asshole!"
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"Yeah, you, it's all your fault!"
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"It was an accident."
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"- Yeah. - They can't do that."
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"Sure they can, it's on the back of the ticket."
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"What were you stretching for? What reason? You're in the first row."
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"Holy shit, you know how hard I worked for those?"
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"That would be a help."
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"- It was an accident. - I know, you got to be careful."
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"- You got to be able to see him. - I know, I know."
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"All right, thank you."
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"So find out where he is. He might be in a hospital."
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"All the Seinfeld shows, every one."
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"- It's a little too busy around here for us. - Too much commotion for us."
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"Holy mackerel."
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"- It's time, honey. - Goodbye."
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"Dad, don't you want to stay a little bit longer?"
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"- Good luck with your telephone. - That's sad, it's sad."
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"Wow! Boy."
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"You know why? 'Cause I'm not gonna do it."
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"and I thought, get him some cologne."
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"Yeah, and then I was gonna write a couple of..."
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"Really, that's wonderful."
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"How did the other acquaintances take it, okay?"
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"- You know, they were fine. - Yeah? Good."
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"Nobody wants to have, apparently, anything to do with me..."
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"- That's kind of sad. - Sad? What are you, crazy?"
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"Adora, if anybody wants me, I'm going to Starbucks!"
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"And I'll have a vanilla..."
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"You know, do whatever you want."
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"Some vanilla bullshit, latte cappa-thing. Whatever you got, I don't care."
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"What? What's the problem?"
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"- That's a load off my mind, I'll tell you. - It's a shame, though."
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"with the geometric shapes..."
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"- the triangle and the square and... - Thank you."
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"Thataway, that's it, don't be shy. Thank you very much, thank you."
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"This is very good, by the way, thank you. It's a cafe latte? What is that, milk?"
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"- Milk and coffee? - Milk and coffee, yeah."
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"Milk and coffee, who would've thought?"
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"Thank you very much, thank you."
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"Excuse me, are you a doctor?"
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"Would you mind taking a quick glance at this thing on my back?"
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"- Stay out of the sun. - Okay, thanks, Doc."
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"What can you do? Things happen."
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"That's a great present. He'll be on his back for two months."
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"- You think he'll like it? - He loves it, it's his favorite show."
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"- Great. - So how things been going?"
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"- What do you got, big guy? - Peanut butter."
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"Dairy product, peanut butter. What you mean, no?"
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"- Peanut butter is not a dairy product. - It's not dairy."
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"- Peanuts are not a dairy product. - Peanut butter, moo."
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"Larry David, Shaquille O'Neal. He's got something he wants to say to you."
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"I was stretching. I never sat there before. I'm sorry."
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"I don't know what to do to make it up to you."
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"- Absolutely, butter. - Thank you."
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"- Told you he was smart. What's the score? - All right, now he has 26."
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"if you just want to check it out."
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"- How can you cheat at Scattergories? - What are you talking about?"
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"Listen, Doc, you know what? I'm sick and tired of you."
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"- Get his ass out of here. - The timer ran out."
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"- No, it's not the timer, get out. - I was gonna write it down."
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