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Clips from Deadwood - Deadwood (S01E01)

"anoXmous"
Deadwood
"Is that some sort of a letter, Marshal?"
Deadwood
"- Journal. - Journal."
Deadwood
"Good."
Deadwood
"Taking goods there to open a hardware business, me and my partner."
Deadwood
"If I'd have got there, I'd have been prospectin'."
Deadwood
"you don't feature telling him that you shot a marshal in the shoulder"
Deadwood
"you will entertain on its own fuckin' merits."
Deadwood
"you tell me what you think of that, sir."
Deadwood
"- (footsteps approach) - (door opens)"
Deadwood
"- Byron Samson's comin' for him. - Sir, would you please get the fuck out"
Deadwood
"Now tell me what kind of fuckin' luck I got."
Deadwood
"'Cause I guarantee you ain't making it through in there till sun-up!"
Deadwood
"So why don't you climb out from behind your badge,"
Deadwood
"and your big brick building,"
Deadwood
"What have we got here?"
Deadwood
"Man: Whoa!"
Deadwood
"That's a deal, you loud-mouthed cocksucker!"
Deadwood
"Do not tether that rope off of that porch!"
Deadwood
"Any more gunplay gets answered."
Deadwood
"to call it off just 'cause you're liquored up and popular on payday."
Deadwood
"'cause you're leaving Montana anyways!"
Deadwood
"Now do not jump off of that stool, you cocksucker!"
Deadwood
"You tell my sister"
Deadwood
"What else?"
Deadwood
"Tell him his..."
Deadwood
"You help me with my fuckin' fall!"
Deadwood
"Fuck you!"
Deadwood
"(choking)"
Deadwood
"Thank you."
Deadwood
"- Let's go. - Hee."
Deadwood
"Man: Move ahead! Move out of the way!"
Deadwood
"- What's going on! - Move it up there!"
Deadwood
"- than a bull's ass in fly season. - (chuckles)"
Deadwood
"- How's your headache? - Not bad."
Deadwood
"Believe me, we're stuck here a fucking while."
Deadwood
"I don't want any casualties on my conscience."
Deadwood
"Shit."
Deadwood
"- Man #1: We've got no water! - Man #2: All right, friend."
Deadwood
"Chickens for sale! $3.00 a pair."
Deadwood
"Get your chickens here."
Deadwood
"Seth, hey, Seth."
Deadwood
"This lot rents at 20 a day, Seth."
Deadwood
"- $20 a day. - Tent only, no construction."
Deadwood
"Eight ounces of gold at $20 an ounce is 160"
Deadwood
"plus $10 for a half-ounce makes 170 total."
Deadwood
"Inform your dealers and whores of my credit,"
Deadwood
"170 credit, Dan, for Ellsworth."
Deadwood
"are these rumors true that you're descended from the British nobility?"
Deadwood
"I may have fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit,"
Deadwood
"They'd better not try it in here."
Deadwood
"- Thank you, my good man. - You're welcome,"
Deadwood
"That's her derringer."
Deadwood
"Barnett Robinson."
Deadwood
"- How you doing, Trixie? - I told him, don't beat on me, Doc!"
Deadwood
"Sure would like to know how he lasted for 20 minutes..."
Deadwood
"Do you mind if I take him to my place?"
Deadwood
"I'll bring that sled right in, Doc."
Deadwood
"Doc, you drink free today"
Deadwood
"would keep the gun out of the whore's hand."
Deadwood
"Tell me in my office."
Deadwood
"peculiar about this man's cerebral setup"
Deadwood
"or they can just write off the forebrain"
Deadwood
"- All right... - (whip cracks)"
Deadwood
"- Can we leave you with the stock, Jane? - Yeah."
Deadwood
"Bill and me are gonna ride ahead into camp."
Deadwood
"What in the hell do you mean by that?"
Deadwood
"Excuse my ill humor."
Deadwood
"Certain people wear on my fucking nerves."
Deadwood
"We don't go to the camp."
Deadwood
"I can't get to my spot until you finish!"
Deadwood
"We're pretty near done. We got a long wait, same as you."
Deadwood
"We know what we're doing. Put your hat back on and stick with your wagon."
Deadwood
"- And what if I don't? - Mouth off and you'll find out."
Deadwood
"Sir..."
Deadwood
"I have a commode for your inconvenience."
Deadwood
"Hurry up and get finished!"
Deadwood
"and he was going back East after one last piece of pussy."
Deadwood
"You call Danny, you call Johnny."
Deadwood
"Do what you gotta do to me."
Deadwood
"- (choking) - What's it to be, Trixie?"
Deadwood
"If every rumor was true"
Deadwood
"Here to prospect, Mr. Hickok, or on other business?"
Deadwood
"Unless you kill a guest."
Deadwood
"Nothing can ever be simple."
Deadwood
"He didn't speak of having lawman ambitions, Al."
Deadwood
"it's been one thing after another."
Deadwood
"we could be operating here in peace."
Deadwood
"- Did he order whiskey? - Yeah."
Deadwood
"Go get Tim Driscoll."
Deadwood
"they'll be sorry they bought come sun-up."
Deadwood
"Brought through Indian country figures into the markup."
Deadwood
"By us, at personal peril."
Deadwood
"with your fly down might strike the wrong note."
Deadwood
"(screams)"
Deadwood
"Come have a look, boys."
Deadwood
"just opened for business."
Deadwood
"Seth: We got picks, pans and shovels."
Deadwood
"will be exchanged for one that does."
Deadwood
"And we'll be here for you to find us."
Deadwood
"I paid 50¢ for this bar of soap,"
Deadwood
"there's a $5 prize in the wrapper. (laughing)"
Deadwood
"- Where'd you buy that soap at? - Man standing right over there."
Deadwood
"Hold me some of those large hip-boots till I get over there"
Deadwood
"and first come, first to be served."
Deadwood
"We'll get you squared away."
Deadwood
"No free feels in this house."
Deadwood
"Oh yes, I did. Does that give you the vapors?"
Deadwood
"All's I can tell you, things sort out fast in Deadwood."
Deadwood
"End result, Tim's just about got his claim sold to EB Farnum."
Deadwood
"- You told me he's here by 6:00. - He ain't yet."
Deadwood
"You tell me Driscoll's got money troubles"
Deadwood
"and he's a motivated seller, fair enough."
Deadwood
"But how did I know his claim's not played out?"
Deadwood
"- I had to do the legwork. - I see, fair enough."
Deadwood
"from Claim No. 9 above Discovery,"
Deadwood
"Who is that?"
Deadwood
"- Boys? - Whiskeys."
Deadwood
"I'm-- I'm respecting your privacy"
Deadwood
"and I'd like to buy the round."
Deadwood
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