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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Woo-Hoo Dunnit? (S30E30)

"¶ ¶"
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"had kicked her gambling habit years ago. Or had she?"
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"But then I did."
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"and off the suspect list."
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"in the first five minutes of the show."
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"With Marge's name cleared, the police moved"
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"to the next suspect on their list, Homer Simpson."
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"Homer's bar tab was spiraling out of control."
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"Five, six hundred bucks."
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"That night, Moe cut him off."
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"(dramatic music playing)"
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"¶ I'm sorry... ¶"
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"Yeah, our theory was that Homer came home wasted, he fell,"
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"he shimmied and he found the money under the sink there,"
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"and he figured he'd just use it to pay his tab."
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"before going to bed."
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"You see, we found spaghetti sauce splatter"
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"This is, ah, this is not a flayvin situation."
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"LOU: Sauce on the walls, the ceiling,"
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"under Homer's fingernails."
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"That pasta fought hard for its life."
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"What that man did to those leftovers..."
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"I'm sorry, I-I can't continue."
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"NARRATOR: But if the kitchen had been a tomato-soaked abattoir"
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"that night, why had no one noticed in the morning?"
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"Hmm."
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"all the money into his pocket,"
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"so we just had to get those pants."
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"Fortunately, a simple sting did the trick."
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"(Homer humming)"
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"Ooh, Super Bowl in July!"
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"(chuckles)"
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"No money in these pants."
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"All we find is candy-coated peanuts, popcorn and a prize."
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"Now, that's some Cracker Jack detective work."
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"(laughs): Get it? Cracker Jack?"
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"But as for evidence, we, uh, we got nothing."
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"With Homer still the prime suspect,"
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"and the investigation stalled,"
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"was billionaire Montgomery Burns?"
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"Why would I steal $600?"
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"No. We'll be right back."
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"NARRATOR: Police returned to their first theory:"
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"could Homer Simpson have done it?"
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"my voice for this, right?"
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"'Cause I don't want no one knowing"
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"that this is Moe Szyslak here."
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"Oh, and cut the name, too, yeah?"
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"NARRATOR: As Moe Szyslak said, Homer was definitely a suspect."
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"It was pretty clear, Chief liked Homer Simpson for this case."
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"Well, geez, Lou, I wouldn't say that I liked-liked him."
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"I just, uh-- why, did he say something about me?"
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"I mean you thought he was a person of interest."
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"Shut up. I can find someone interest-ing"
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"without being interest-ed in them. Shut up."
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"Yeah, but then new evidence came in"
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"that apparently cleared Homer."
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"Phone records showed a six-hour call from Homer's phone"
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"to a third party on the night of the crime."
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"The DNA revealed that it was a butt dial."
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"Yeah, and not just to someone on his speed dial list."
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"Uh-uh. His dexterous cheeks dialed all ten digits."
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"(phone beeping)"
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"At the beep, you know what to do."
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"When police played back Homer's message,"
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"Homer didn't scrub the spaghetti sauce"
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"off that kitchen with cleanser."
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"The sick bastard licked those walls clean."
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"(Homer mumbling, moaning)"
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"He had a little help."
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"(barking)"
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"(grunting)"
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"My first thought was to delete the message, sure,"
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"but then I started grooving to that slurping safari."
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"Sometimes, a persona can just... it becomes a trap, you know?"
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"I knew it couldn't be Homer. Every Simpson is innocent."
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"NARRATOR: Until proven guilty."
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"No. Just innocent."
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"What are you doing? Stop panning across the family."
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"(laughs)"
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"Like any normal healthy boy, Bart has been the focus"
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"of numerous police investigations."
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"But a mother knows when her son is innocent."
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"And when she's kidding herself,"
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"and when she's turning a blind eye."
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"This time he's innocent."
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"Just ask his friends."
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"-State your name for the record. -Bart Simpson took the money."
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"I admit I knew about the money under the sink,"
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"but whatever I borrowed, I always put back."
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"Also, $600?"
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"What would a ten-year-old boy do with that much money?"
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"Slime. Bart was buying slime."
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"I brought extra batteries for your tape recorder, too."
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"NARRATOR: Slime. The gooey, harmless"
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"I'd seen all the fads: yo-yos, pogs, Pokémon, crunking,"
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"the short stories of John Cheever."
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"But this beat them all."
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"¶ On a clear day ¶"
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"¶ You ¶"
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"except that's when the bottom fell out."
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"Lucky for me, there was one gullible schlub"
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"who didn't realize the craze was over."
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"I sold my entire stash to him."
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"I have not agreed to be in your documentary."
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"Please go."
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"BART: So I put the money back I had borrowed"
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"from under the sink, and I filmed it"
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"because I knew no one would believe me."
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"NARRATOR: So that's everyone in the Simpson family,"
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"Oh, for God's sake."
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"I asked Lisa where she was when the money was stolen"
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"and she said, "Chillin'. You know, maxin' and relaxin'.""
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"Now these are the words of a very cool person,"
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"So... (chuckles) huh."
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"I'm just saying."
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"I've been Lisa's supplier for years."
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"Reeds, wipes, valve grease."
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"Would she commit a crime over a new sax?"
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"He did. We'll count it out together."
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