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Clips from All in the Family - Judging Books by Covers (S01E01)

Mom, make him stop talking like that.

"Mom, make him stop talking like that."

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Oh, dear, I-I-I don't know. Mom--

"Oh, dear, I-I-I don't know. Mom--"

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go ahead, Edith. Now, answer the girl.

"go ahead, Edith. Now, answer the girl."

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Now, you've seen Roger sashaying around here with his la-di-da talk.

"Now, you've seen Roger sashaying around here with his la-di-da talk."

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He's a pansy. I don't know.

"He's a pansy. I don't know."

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What do you mean, you don't know ? I'm not an expert on flowers.

"What do you mean, you don't know ? I'm not an expert on flowers."

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Archie, look. You might as well face it. You're all alone in this.

"Archie, look. You might as well face it. You're all alone in this."

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We all know Roger, and we all know he's straight.

"We all know Roger, and we all know he's straight."

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And even if he wasn't-- and I said if-- what difference would that make ?

"And even if he wasn't-- and I said if-- what difference would that make ?"

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In many countries-- england, for instance-- there is a law...

"In many countries-- england, for instance-- there is a law..."

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That says whatever two consenting adults do in private is their own business.

"That says whatever two consenting adults do in private is their own business."

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We threw england out of here a long time ago.

"We threw england out of here a long time ago."

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We don't want no more part of england, and for your information,

"We don't want no more part of england, and for your information,"

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england is a fag country.

"england is a fag country."

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Ain't they still pickin' handkerchiefs out of their sleeve, huh ?

"Ain't they still pickin' handkerchiefs out of their sleeve, huh ?"

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Ain't they still standin' around,

"Ain't they still standin' around,"

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leanin' on them skinny umbrellas like this here ?

"leanin' on them skinny umbrellas like this here ?"

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I know this. Their whole society is based on a kind of a "fagdom."

"I know this. Their whole society is based on a kind of a "fagdom.""

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Di-- yo-- yo--

"Di-- yo-- yo--"

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you know, you're right, Archie. You're right.

"you know, you're right, Archie. You're right."

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The British are a bunch of pansies.

"The British are a bunch of pansies."

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Pansies, fairies and sissies.

"Pansies, fairies and sissies."

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the Irish are boozers, the Mexicans are bandits--

"the Irish are boozers, the Mexicans are bandits--"

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[ Doorbell ringing ]

"[ Doorbell ringing ]"

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That's Roger. Now, daddy, please be good.

"That's Roger. Now, daddy, please be good."

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If I can't be good, I'll be careful.

"If I can't be good, I'll be careful."

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Gloria ! Hey, Mike, hi.

"Gloria ! Hey, Mike, hi."

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Nice to see you. How was the trip ? Nice to see you.

"Nice to see you. How was the trip ? Nice to see you."

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In fact, it was an absolutely stunning,

"In fact, it was an absolutely stunning,"

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Oh, when is he gonna land ?

"Oh, when is he gonna land ?"

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Oh, yes. Mrs. bunker. So nice to see you again. How do you do, Roger ?

"Oh, yes. Mrs. bunker. So nice to see you again. How do you do, Roger ?"

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And my father, Mr. bunker. Mr. bunker.

"And my father, Mr. bunker. Mr. bunker."

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Yeah, how are ya ? Uh, one hand's enough.

"Yeah, how are ya ? Uh, one hand's enough."

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Roger, why don't you sit down, make yourself comfortable, and I'll get the hors d'oeuvres.

"Roger, why don't you sit down, make yourself comfortable, and I'll get the hors d'oeuvres."

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Oh, mom, Roger brought us some snapshots from his trip to Europe.

"Oh, mom, Roger brought us some snapshots from his trip to Europe."

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Oh, I like snapshots.

"Oh, I like snapshots."

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I always like to think about everybody standin' there in them.

"I always like to think about everybody standin' there in them."

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You know, frozen-like ?

"You know, frozen-like ?"

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And then the next minute, after the picture has been snapped,

"And then the next minute, after the picture has been snapped,"

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they're all off and movin' again.

"they're all off and movin' again."

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I like to think about who they are...

"I like to think about who they are..."

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right after the picture is snapped.

"right after the picture is snapped."

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You're a pip, you know that, Edith ? You're a regular edna St. Louis millay.

"You're a pip, you know that, Edith ? You're a regular edna St. Louis millay."

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Here are the hors d'oeuvres. Oh.

"Here are the hors d'oeuvres. Oh."

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Well, tell us about Europe there, Roger.

"Well, tell us about Europe there, Roger."

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What kind of sports action they got over there this time of the year ?

"What kind of sports action they got over there this time of the year ?"

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I mean, they must have things like skiin' there, and bobsleddin'.

"I mean, they must have things like skiin' there, and bobsleddin'."

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Do you do any bobsleddin' over there ?

"Do you do any bobsleddin' over there ?"

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Uh, well, no, sir. There isn't too much of that in London, I'm afraid.

"Uh, well, no, sir. There isn't too much of that in London, I'm afraid."

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That's where I spent most of my time.

"That's where I spent most of my time."

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- Oh, London, huh ? London, england, huh ? - Yes.

"- Oh, London, huh ? London, england, huh ? - Yes."

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Your witness.

"Your witness."

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Let's take a look at those pictures. Let me see what you got.

"Let's take a look at those pictures. Let me see what you got."

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The first one's the cornball of all time.

"The first one's the cornball of all time."

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The changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace. Oh, my !

"The changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace. Oh, my !"

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- Look at those big hats. - These are the gardens at coventry.

"- Look at those big hats. - These are the gardens at coventry."

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Aren't the colors vibrant ? And you know, they smelled heavenly.

"Aren't the colors vibrant ? And you know, they smelled heavenly."

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He's off the ground again.

"He's off the ground again."

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Here's the old standby. Big Ben.

"Here's the old standby. Big Ben."

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Oh, my, you can almost hear it chime.

"Oh, my, you can almost hear it chime."

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Look, it's 4:00.

"Look, it's 4:00."

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And one minute later, after the picture was snapped,

"And one minute later, after the picture was snapped,"

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the hands were moving again,

"the hands were moving again,"

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and it was one minute after 4:00.

"and it was one minute after 4:00."

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Uh-- oh ! Oh.

"Uh-- oh ! Oh."

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This was a most enchanting young person.

"This was a most enchanting young person."

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Boy or girl ? A boy.

"Boy or girl ? A boy."

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He was selling peace stickers there in piccadilly circus.

"He was selling peace stickers there in piccadilly circus."

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Look at that expression !

"Look at that expression !"

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And right after you snapped the picture, he was moving again.

"And right after you snapped the picture, he was moving again."

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And everybody behind him. Yeah, they was all movin', Edith !

"And everybody behind him. Yeah, they was all movin', Edith !"

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I want to take a look at this enchantin' young person.

"I want to take a look at this enchantin' young person."

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Aren't you gonna be late meeting Steve and the guys at the tavern ?

"Aren't you gonna be late meeting Steve and the guys at the tavern ?"

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Oh, I thought I'd hang around and hear about...

"Oh, I thought I'd hang around and hear about..."

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Some more of the enchanting things he done over there.

"Some more of the enchanting things he done over there."

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For instance, uh, did he hunt ?

"For instance, uh, did he hunt ?"

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You know Roger doesn't hunt. I don't believe in it either.

"You know Roger doesn't hunt. I don't believe in it either."

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Sometimes I got my doubts about you too, Buster brown.

"Sometimes I got my doubts about you too, Buster brown."

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All right, Edith, I'm going over to kelcy's bar,

"All right, Edith, I'm going over to kelcy's bar,"

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say hello to my friend, Steve, and say hello to some of the boys.

"say hello to my friend, Steve, and say hello to some of the boys."

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Nice seein' you too, Roger. Oh, my pleasure, Mr. bunker.

"Nice seein' you too, Roger. Oh, my pleasure, Mr. bunker."

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Whoopee.

"Whoopee."

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Archie, maybe you can bring back a pitcher of kelcy's tap.

"Archie, maybe you can bring back a pitcher of kelcy's tap."

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It'd go good with their lunch.

"It'd go good with their lunch."

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Yeah, ma, Roger and I'll pick it up later.

"Yeah, ma, Roger and I'll pick it up later."

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Uh, Archie, never mind. Why don't you go and have a nice afternoon.

"Uh, Archie, never mind. Why don't you go and have a nice afternoon."

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Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. It's been a charmin' interlude.

"Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. It's been a charmin' interlude."

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Here. I made us some little hot toddies.

"Here. I made us some little hot toddies."

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Oh, thank you. They're from s.S. Pierce.

"Oh, thank you. They're from s.S. Pierce."

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Listen, guys, all I'm sayin' is the right to strike...

"Listen, guys, all I'm sayin' is the right to strike..."

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Is in the constitution and in the declaration of independence.

"Is in the constitution and in the declaration of independence."

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Wages go up, prices go up. Right away, inflation.

"Wages go up, prices go up. Right away, inflation."

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[ Laughing ] The point still is,

"[ Laughing ] The point still is,"

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you can't tell an American when he can go on strike if he wants to.

"you can't tell an American when he can go on strike if he wants to."

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America means it's up to him.

"America means it's up to him."

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America means it's his God-given right, and anything else is un-American.

"America means it's his God-given right, and anything else is un-American."

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Yeah, but your American workers goin' on strike...

"Yeah, but your American workers goin' on strike..."

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Is what makes your kids' shoes cost so much.

"Is what makes your kids' shoes cost so much."

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Not my kids' shoes. Why not ?

"Not my kids' shoes. Why not ?"

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'Cause we buy jap shoes.

"'Cause we buy jap shoes."

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you guys gotta go see that Swedish picture that just opened downtown.

"you guys gotta go see that Swedish picture that just opened downtown."

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[ Steve ] Oh, yeah ? Wanda: How I became a woman.

"[ Steve ] Oh, yeah ? Wanda: How I became a woman."

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What a film ! Madon' !

"What a film ! Madon' !"

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Really somethin', huh ? Oh, this Wanda's got a built on her.

"Really somethin', huh ? Oh, this Wanda's got a built on her."

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Yeah ? Yeah ? She's a waitress, see ?

"Yeah ? Yeah ? She's a waitress, see ?"

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And the first time you see her, she's leanin' over the counter.

"And the first time you see her, she's leanin' over the counter."

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Yeah, but you gotta admit, some of them foreign films, they go too far, you know.

"Yeah, but you gotta admit, some of them foreign films, they go too far, you know."

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I mean, some of them, they ain't nothin' but sheer "pornograbby."

"I mean, some of them, they ain't nothin' but sheer "pornograbby.""

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Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.

"Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean."

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Oh, yeah, I heard of that.

"Oh, yeah, I heard of that."

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That's where they give you the same "pornograb,"

"That's where they give you the same "pornograb,""

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[ Chuckling ] Hey, kelcy. Put a head on this, will ya ?

"[ Chuckling ] Hey, kelcy. Put a head on this, will ya ?"

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Anyway, you gotta go see this Wanda. I'm gonna go see it.

"Anyway, you gotta go see this Wanda. I'm gonna go see it."

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You don't have to go to movies to see your wandas, huh, Steve ?

"You don't have to go to movies to see your wandas, huh, Steve ?"

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I mean, you bachelors, you got 'em comin' and goin' like runnin' water, huh ?

"I mean, you bachelors, you got 'em comin' and goin' like runnin' water, huh ?"

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Whatever you say, arch. Come over and sit down with me.

"Whatever you say, arch. Come over and sit down with me."

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I want to ask you some things. Sure.

"I want to ask you some things. Sure."

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When you was playin' pro ball, I mean, the game was different then.

"When you was playin' pro ball, I mean, the game was different then."

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It was rougher, it was tougher. It was real guts football, huh ?

"It was rougher, it was tougher. It was real guts football, huh ?"

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None of your two platoon stuff and all that, huh ?

"None of your two platoon stuff and all that, huh ?"

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