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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.10 (S02E02)

"I'm goin' scuba diving with Chris Tucker and Aquaman."
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"You be cool... giddyup."
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"(punching)"
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"(Dylan) What's happening?"
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"We're supposed to be a family."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Y'all not workin' like a team."
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"I gotta shut the studio down, yo."
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"(record scratch)"
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"All right, the only way I'll open the studio up now,"
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"y'all gotta walk uptown to the Bronx"
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"and get breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant."
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"I only drink the finest breast milks."
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"Go out there and milk a Cambodian."
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"It's 100% Cambodian, yo."
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"It's the real shit."
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"(clink clink clink)"
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"Breast milk..."
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"you made my day-ayyy..."
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"not only am I gonna open the studio up,"
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"That's right, Wyclef, playboy."
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"No disrespect, I wanted to work with Wyclef"
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"more than I wanted to work with Puff."
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"Yo, Dylan, you ready to get it started, baby?"
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"All right, here we go."
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"(clears throat)"
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"Bumbaclaat bumbaclaat"
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"bumba bumba bumbaclaat"
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"a rump un tomp a rump un ting"
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"a rumpa tumpa tump a rump un sting"
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"I rip and I rhyme I rhyme and I rip"
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"you... you tryin' to get some of this hot fire?"
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"Hey, you all gonna choke a legend?"
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"You don't think I wann' choke people?"
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"This takes hard work."
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"I'd just stay home all day, watch "Scarface" 50 times,"
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"and have sex all fuckin' day."
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"Then I'd dress up like a clown and surprise kids at schools."
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"Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater,"
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"and just wait,"
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"'til somebody sat in it, hear it squish."
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"That's funny to me."
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"Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin."
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"and sing the songs that I like to sing."
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"But I don't got that kinda time."
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"Playboy... playboy."
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"You just gonna comb your hair, playboy?"
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"Sara, you just gonna talk up all your anytime minutes?"
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"Babs, you just gonna sit there and chop onions right now?"
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"Good time to chop onions?"
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"Look at this nigga..."
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"you just gonna do your taxes, Ness?"
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"All right, look..."
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"I got some good news and I got some bad news, y'all."
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"(record scratch)"
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"is that I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance."
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"Fonzworth! Bring me a sandwich!"
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"He can fly, man."
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"He can fly, he believes in himself."
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"Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh."
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"(applause)"
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"We gonna take a quick commercial break, y'all."
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"Don't go nowhere,"
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"Chappelle's Show. Oww.!"
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"Hey, everybody, welcome back."
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"You know, folks, you ever be watchin' a ball game,"
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"and then these beer commercials come on"
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"and it just makes it seem like dudes go out and drink beer,"
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"and have the best time?"
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"Let me tell you somethin' about drinkin' beer."
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"Drinkin' beer brings the animal out in somebody."
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"And I know alcohol companies sponsor my show."
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"I ain't talkin' about them."
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"I'm talkin' about the rest of 'em, they go too far."
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"The ads are irresponsible."
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"Why don't they make an honest commercial"
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"that shows the animal that beer brings out?"
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"Like this."
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"Hey... what night is it, guys?"
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"(all) Dudes' night out!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Oh."
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"Hey, man, what do you mean, don't worry about it?!"
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"I bought that bitch a drink!"
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"I don't play that!"
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"Eh! eh! Look out, Billy!"
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"Oh! what?!"
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"You think this is a game, bl-yatch?!"
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"This is dudes' night out!"
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"Motherfucker!"
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"Dudes' night out!"
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"Only reason I'm cryin' is 'cause of the adrenaline."
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"(tinkling)"
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"Hey... hey, little lady..."
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"y'all wanna party wit' us?"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, nigga, that's a dude!"
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"I am drunk, and I am horny."
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"Hey, baby..."
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"(Dave) No, don't do it!"
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"Noooo!"
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"Let's go."
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"Yo."
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"A mouth's a mouth, man."
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"Billy... billy!"
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"(billy) Yo, Tommy... Tony... whatever your name is."
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"Hey, everybody, we're gonna take a quick commercial break."
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"Okay!"
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"Turn on your t.v. What you gonna see"
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"Welcome back to Chappelle's Show."
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"Y'know, folks..."
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"I don't know about any of you guys,"
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"but I'm a parent, all right?"
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"There's a lot of wild things goin' on in the world,"
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"and it's very hard to explain these things to your children."
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"I have created a show that helps to explain"
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"the evils of the world to youth,"
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"And I hope you enjoy it."
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"Here it is."
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"(kiddie music)"
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