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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Look, my sister married a guy I didn't like."
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"Sandals and socks-- come on, buddy."
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"But I took her out, we celebrated."
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"It was the right thing to do."
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"You got to support him."
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"You're right, Ted."
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"This is a cause for celebration."
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"We need to take him out and celebrate the commitment"
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"he and Tom are about to make."
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"Yeah."
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"This is where we're celebrating the commitment"
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"that Tom and I are about to make?"
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"What? Yeah!"
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"See, that cage represents your commitment."
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"(giggling)"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Freedom has never tasted so delicious."
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"Hey."
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"You work out?"
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"I do."
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"And thank you for noticing."
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"You're obviously"
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"in very good shape yourself."
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"Well, I try."
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"So you want to dance?"
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"You know what? I'm very flattered, and objectively,"
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"you're a very attractive man, but this is actually my?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"You know, I saw your drink and I..."
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"No, no, this isn't my drink."
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"This is hers."
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"No, it isn't."
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"How 'bout you?"
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"Oh, I'm straight, too."
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"But I thank you for your time,"
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"and I appreciate your interest in my body."
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"I feel flattered, and everyone left with their dignity."
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"Hey, I really like your sweater."
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"Wow."
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"You actually do, don't you?"
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"You're not checking out"
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"my boobs or anything."
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"I love this place!"
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"Let's dance! And not be groped!"
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"Whoo! Thank you."
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"Damn."
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"We're hot totally."
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"And then Tom says to the dealer"
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"Blam, we get that puppy half price."
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"What up?!"
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"Bam! (laughing)"
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"Sounds like you really rocked that arts and crafts fair."
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"Hey, oh, my God."
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"Thisis so liberating, being able to talk about this to you."
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"I cannot wait for you to meet Tom."
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"And I cannot wait for you to meet my good friend..."
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"this guy."
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"Excuse me, do you know anyone who would like to buy"
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"my incredibly muscular, fun, large-handed brother a drink?"
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"Eh, eh, eh, let's focus on you, Barnaby."
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"Okay. (imitating radar beeping)"
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"I spy a group of women who have let their defenses down"
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"because they are in a gay club."
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"sports agent and football player."
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"Okay, I'm in."
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"(laughing)"
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"Please."
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"He's very shy,"
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"and drops his pants after three dirty martinis."
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"Now go, man, go!"
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"I just never thought I'd see Barney so vulnerable."
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"Well, I guess no one wants to feel like"
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"they're going through the world alone."
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"Look at me, in a yummy sandwich!"
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"Okay, we're actually right in the middle"
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"of something right now, so..."
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"Ooh, I know what I want to be in the middle of. Thoughts?"
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"come to a gay dance club, enjoy some techno"
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"and good conversation without being bothered?"
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"How's it going, guys?"
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"Still enjoying the attentions of men?"
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"It's like, hello, my eyes are up here."
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"And it's never the hot ones."
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"Looks like the boys learned their lesson."
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"Do you totally miss being hit on?"
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"James, James, since you like arts and crafts,"
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"look at what Charles here made"
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"with cherry stems."
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"He did it with his tongue."
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"So, Charles,"
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"and once he's in a funner mood..."
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"Barney, Barney, I don't want his number."
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"I don't want anyone's number, okay?"
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"I'm getting married."
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"Wow."
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"Thank you."
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"My number's in here."
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"Okay, okay, excuse me."
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"Barney, family talk."
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"Okay, dude, you have got to stop this, okay?"
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"I know that my getting married is threatening to your way of life..."
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"I thought it was our way of life."
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"You've completely turned your back on it."
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"Do you remember why we suit up, James?"
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"To get laid."
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"from the millions of T-shirt and jeans lemmings out there."
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"The suit shows"
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"that we are a force to be reckoned with,"
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"a two-person army that plays by its own rules."
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"you've crossed enemy lines, and you've abandoned me."
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"Well, I'm not gonna let you do that."
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"It's not too late to back out of this stupid marriage thing!"
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"You don't have to do this, bro!"
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"- Yes, I do. - Why?!"
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"Because Tom and I are gonna have a baby."
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"Yes."
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"We're adopting."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I'm gonna be an uncle?"
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"(laughing)"
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