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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"A year later, at James's wedding,"
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"Barney could not have been more proud."
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"To James and Tom."
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"May you have a long and happy life together."
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"And may I always have the skin and libido of a much younger man."
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"- Cheers. - Cheers."
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"Thanks. I decided to leave out the hetero college phase."
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"It was perfect."
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"Might have been doing that because he's a Republican."
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"Whoa."
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"It's 9:00."
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"We should be getting back."
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"You guys want to split a cab?"
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"Uh, no, I think I'm gonna stay a little bit longer."
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"Yeah, me, too. I'm not tired at all."
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"All right, well, it's getting late."
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"Got to get the wife home."
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"Oh, stop calling me that."
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"It makes me sound fat."
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"* I won't tell *"
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"May I? Yeah."
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"* No one will know... *"
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"Your parents are married."
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"doesn't mean you have to choose that lifestyle."
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"Luckily, you got me."
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"In 20 and a half years, you'll be 21,"
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"and I will be..."
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"Well, I haven't decided how old I'll be yet."
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"Stick with me, kid."
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"Tom likes big breast, and I intended great it"
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"and now it's laid and out"
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"(sobbing): Why?"
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"Rosa, why always be attracted to the unavailable ones?"
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"Why not accept the fact that you're a beautiful woman"
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"who is worthy of love?"
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"You... Hmm."
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"That's what I just said."
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"Yeah. I just wanted you"
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"And my laser tag team,"
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"Guys, "gimme five" is back!"
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"James was always there for Barney with the assist."
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"Okay, great. How 'bout you instead?"
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"You owe it to them"
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"is not an invitation to grope her,"
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"just in case."
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"Whatever, you guys have no idea what it's like to be on the receiving end."
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"Waa."
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"No, he..."
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"Okay, okay, look,"
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"They start something, then six months later,"
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"She looks like she'd fall for"
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"Oh, totally. Let's go find a sports bar."
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"Barney."
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"why don't you put your number in my brother's phone,"
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"I'm very discreet."
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"* I won't share... *"
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"(chuckles)"
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"Hey, buddy."
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"High-five."
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"bro out, uncle and nephew style."
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"Who is the cutest?"
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"brother, James. React."
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"Oh, sweetie! Did you make that for me?"
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"(dance music playing)"
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"Hey, bro."
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"So what are you guys gonna do tonight?"
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"See ya."
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"Now, listen,"
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"Great suit, by the way."
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"Let's focus on you, my man."
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"(whispering): Lily went sleepy-bye."
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"Well, Barney and his brother aren't exactly alike."
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"which is ironic because that is how gorgeous look in it. C'mon."
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"BOTH (snickering): Please."
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"I put it in my blog this morning."
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"But I did drink tons of coffee"
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"And then there was the time they.."
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"There are boys and girls"
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"Break. Boiling hot."
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"Bras suck. They're so confining and unnatural."
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"And it's got Internet access, and it's got a camera on it,"
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"Look,"
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"And I want you to be my best man."
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"everyone follows."
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"Whatever."
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"Oh, yeah, oh, yeah."
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"All right."
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"Yeah."
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"Best of luck to you both."
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"What? There's gonna be a baby?"
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"For the rest of your life."
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"And that's how Barney became Uncle Barney."
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"Nice one."
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"Are you brave enough to hear that?"
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"(mock straining)"
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