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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"there are many ways to tell whether someone has Single Stamina"
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"or Couples Coma."
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"I wish I would've worn sneakers."
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"I just got finished running from some fat, hairy guy"
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"who was periscoping out of his pleather pants."
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"Permission to come aboard denied."
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"I miss my jammies."
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"I can't believe I wore a bra for this."
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"Yeah, they're like a boobie zoo."
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"and let those puppies breathe?"
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"Oh, please go sweat on someone else."
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"Poor guy."
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"Poor guy? Poor my boobs."
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"Well, it takes a lot of guts to approach"
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"a girl and you just crushed him."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. He looks all broken up inside."
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""Oh, poor me."
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"I'm a pretty girl and"
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"everybody everywhere wants to buy me"
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"drinks and have sex with me.""
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""Oh, poor me. I get to order yummy, pink drinks"
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"but can't order because they'll be made fun of.""
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"Dude. They're delicious!"
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"Excuse me. Join me in a shot?"
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"Oh, no thanks. I've had enough."
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"He's too in shape,"
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"we'd spend all night talking about his body fat content."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go have"
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"a yummy, pink drink with fruit in it..."
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"because I can."
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"You know, that was, like, the third hot guy"
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"that James blew off tonight."
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"Yeah, he's turning down shots,"
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"he's yawning, he's whining about his feet."
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"He's as bad as we are."
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"Wait, he's exactly as bad as we are."
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"in a relationship?"
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"No. There's no way. He's Barney's brother."
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"Look at that."
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"He's texting! (all gasping)"
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"TED: Oh, my God!"
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"This is gonna kill Barney."
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"What's gonna kill me?"
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"What's going on?"
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"B-Barney?"
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"Have you noticed anything..."
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"I mean, he's glowing from his peel, if that's what you mean."
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"We have reason to believe that James is,"
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"uh, maybe hiding something from you."
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"I-I know you're not gonna like hearing this, but..."
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"Barney..."
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"your brother is..."
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"(whispering): monogamous."
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"That's ridiculous!"
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"Just because he's a little sleepy,"
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"and he hasn't had sex"
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"with anyone in a bathroom stall..."
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"He hasn't had sex with anyone in a bathroom stall."
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"And, Barney..."
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"I hate to be the one"
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"to tell you this, but... he's texting."
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"No!"
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"That..."
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"Don't change the subject."
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"Let me see your phone."
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"Why?"
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"I just want to see your phone."
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"Let me see your phone."
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"No, it's just a phone. It's just a phone!"
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"and you can surf the Web and do the whole thing."
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"It's so amazing how far technology has come."
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"What kind of phone do you have?"
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"And the answer better be: "I don't remember his name.""
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"He is my fiancee."
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"Not gay marriage-- marriage!"
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"(shivers)"
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"How can you do this?"
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"We were raised in the same house, with the same values!"
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"Believe me,"
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"Come on, it's embarrassing."
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"this felt unnatural to me, too, at first."
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"But I fell in love."
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"And Tom and I realized you can't fight love."
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"Oh, God."
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"Is that what you two do together?"
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"You sit around the house and talk about love?"
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"I think... (groans) I'm gonna be sick."
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"Because it is happening."
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"What?"
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"No way."
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"Well, I'm sorry you feel that way."
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"I hope you change your mind."
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"Two beers, one shot."
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"Oh, it's a freaking epidemic."
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"Yes."
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"Clam Bake."
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"Staten Island. Who's in?"
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"Okay, I didn't have high hopes for that one."
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"Okay, here's my thing."
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"If gay guys start getting married,"
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"That's how it works."
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"Like now everyone gets manicures."
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"I don't get manicures."
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"Okay, then like how..."
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"Like getting your chest waxed."
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"(gasps): You get your chest waxed?"
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"You know what I mean!"
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"Gay marriage is going to cause"
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"single life, as we know it, to die out."
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"Think of how the American family will be strengthened."
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"Barney, I'm sorry you're upset,"
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"but you got to suck it up and be a man about this."
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"No."
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"It's always been me and him together,"
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"being awesome, while the rest of you walked two-by-two"
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"onto your ark of sexless boredom."
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"Just because James is getting married"
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"doesn't mean things are going to change."
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"Yeah."
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"Like things haven't changed with you people."
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