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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"to have a heads up, so you don't"
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"act all surprised when he gets here."
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"Okay. Here he is."
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"What up, New York."
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"we did it never come up"
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"that Barney has a gay, black brother?"
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"I guess I'm the kind of person that focuses"
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"rather than the color of their skin."
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"I'm kidding, I just wanted to see your face."
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"Yeah, so now the wedding's back on."
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"Anyway, James, how have you been?"
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"Awesome, as per "yoozh.""
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"Legendary."
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"just made it to regional finals."
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""Legendarier.""
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"And by now you've"
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"noticed the suit-- go 'head, touch it."
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"Handcrafted by Pietro Dellacamera,"
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"Milan's famous 101-year-old tailor"
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"who upon completing the very last stitch in this suit"
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"dropped dead,"
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"Gimme five."
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"Is "gimme five" back? Oh, yeah."
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"- It's so nice to meet you. - You, too."
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"So, I have to ask, there's a story here."
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"The truth is, Barney and James got a lot of..."
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"different explanations from their mom over the years."
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"because when I was pregnant with you,"
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"I only ate vanilla ice cream."
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"And when I was pregnant with you,"
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"I ate chocolate ice cream."
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"when I was pregnant with both of you."
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"Can't smoke without my coffee."
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"Stop asking me!"
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"You know what you two are?"
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"I'll tell you what James is gonna do."
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"He's gonna do the job you've been neglecting."
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"And, as always, he'll do it"
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"a lot better than you ever did."
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"James is my wingman now."
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"Okay."
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"Barney got slapped once,"
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"lucky twice, and..."
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"whose penthouse hot tub did you end up in?"
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"Ah, public figure, confidentiality agreement."
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"way more back hair than any guy"
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"who can afford laser hair removal should have."
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"scored the brother/sister combo."
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"It was everything we ever dreamed of when watching"
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"Donnie and Marie."
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"She was a little bit country."
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"He was a little bit way into black guys."
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"Since there was never any crossover in targets,"
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"Your scarf..."
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"it is fierce!"
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"Thanks. H & M."
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"'cause it is so hot that my eyes are melting."
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"Oh, I can't see."
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"Hey! You know, speaking of things"
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"that would look good wrapped around you,"
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"have you met my straight brother, Barney?"
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""ulous." Okay?"
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"And Barney always returned the favor."
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"Does anyone know mouth-to-mouth?"
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"Oh, my God, I do!"
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"It has been forever since I have been around"
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"Uh, yes offense."
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"You guys are still going out with us tonight, right?"
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"No."
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"Tonight? It's after 9:00, and..."
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"I have warm soup belly."
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"you are young, attractive people here"
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"in the greatest city on earth."
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"in Nobody Cares, Wyoming, wishing they could be here."
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"But instead, they are in someone's basement"
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"drinking bad malt liquor, debating"
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"whether or not they're going to spend their Saturday night"
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"in the parking lot of the feed store"
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"or in some other dude's basement."
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"to rise up and shimmy your lazy asses"
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"Can I get a "hell, yeah"?"
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"Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah!"
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"- Can I get a "hell, yeah"? - Hell, yeah!"
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"- Can I get a "woo-woo"? - Woo-woo!"
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"(excited screams) Yes!"
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"Testify!"
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"We all went out."
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"Daddy's home!"
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"All right, bro. What do you like?"
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"Guy in super tight black T?"
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"Super tight black guy?"
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"Guy who looks like Mr. T?"
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"talk to me after two martinis."
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"How about girl with the chocolatini?"
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"Oh... boom, back tattoo."
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"Hero and the pig? Let's ride."
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"Fo' 'sho."
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"Damn baby, nice tramp stamp!"
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"Hey! Her body art"
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"it's an expression of her inner self."
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"I'm sure, in many ways, she is"
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"the dolphin encircled by flowers."
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"What? What? What? What?"
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"Cool."
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"- Let me know if he bothers you again. - Thanks."
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"You should stay close..."
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"Sure. If it'll make you feel safer."
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"I'm Barney."
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"you can always tell the difference between the singles"
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"and the couples."
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"You just have to look for the signs."
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"Singles stay on their feet for maneuverability."
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"Hey! Hi, how are ya?"
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"BOTH: Have you met my brother?"
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"Oh, hello. Have a drink."
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"are obsessed with finding a place to sit down."
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"From choice of social lubricant..."
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"Woo! Wow!"
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"...to basic body language."
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"But the point is,"
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