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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Anxiety Optimization (S08E08)

"Okay, we're headed out-- See you later."
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"could you test these noise-cancelling headphones?"
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"Okay."
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"And that's why you're the best roommate ever."
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"Oh, I will-- nothing more fun"
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"than a paradigm-shifting evening of science."
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"And would you like to know why?"
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"and now you're worried you made a huge mistake switching fields,"
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"Penny?"
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"Well, if you hate it, then why are you doing it?"
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"about coitus with Leonard."
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"It makes me work harder."
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"And to clarify..."
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"Would you like to know why?"
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"It's called “Emily or Cinnamon”""
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"and you guess if he was talking to his girlfriend or his dog."
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"You can't embarrass ."
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"when you're not in it.”"
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"I may not be liking this game so much."
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"You know, a man can care deeply about a woman and a pet."
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"Ooh, Emily."
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"E' And second..."
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"What do you me?"
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"one must create a state of productive anxiety."
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"E-Essentially, go out of your way to make my life miserable."
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"Hold on."
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"Well, I suppose... Okay, we'll do it!"
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"33 seconds."
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"how to do your job, but when a mouse completes a maze,"
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"Look, I know you don't like it'"
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"I need to irritate you"
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"Who eats them horizontally?!"
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"Perhaps this was a waste of time."
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"you've been looking for."
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"Thank you."
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"“Only do solid research”?!"
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"I thought the least that you would do would be..."
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"Oh, that's fantastic."
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"Why are they dropping?"
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"Oh, that is infuriating!"
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"Ooh, look, they went back up again."
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"Maybe the truth is-- you're jealous of all my relationships."
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"Oh, maybe I am."
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"You have the shiniest hair”."
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"That is a tough one."
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"Uh, I-I know he brushes both of them."
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"So you just want us to disagree with whatever you say?"
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"Yes."
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"Oh, no, it will."
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"See, by keeping my mind engaged, I'll become more focused."
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"Stop fighting me on the premise."
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"It's scientifically valid."
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"I don't think that's what you want at all."
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"Because it is what you want, and it's not what you said."
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"Thank you, I think that was helpful."
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"Did you know that the telescopes there have"
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"better resolution than the Hubble?"
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"Ladies?"
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"Ladies."
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"what better way to increase my discomfort"
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"What exactly do you think goes on here?"
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"Which sanitary napkin is all the rage right now."
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"And how difficult it is to do"
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"when she's bloated, cranky and crampy?"
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"Continue."
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"You talk about if werewolves can swim?"
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"before he was bitten."
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"What do you think?"
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"Oh."
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"Taylor was right-- haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate."
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"Of course."
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"No, I can have a conversation with you"
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"Say the quote again."
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"That was the last one, I promise."
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"Emily's feelings?"
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"Whatever. Where's Sheldon?"
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"...then threw up in my car."
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"Okay, back to “Emily or Cinnamon”""
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"There you go, perfect."
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"Sir Isaac Newton wrote his Principia"
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"That's not true."
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"Hmm, perhaps."
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"Now, I'm telling you for the last time-- take the cap off."
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"Oh!"
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"What if I don't?"
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"Yeah, well, women--"
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"what are you gonna do?"
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"Okay."
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"Now, you just get comfortable."
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"Imagine a panda bear with Richard Feynman's face on it."
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"Warm up the car, Leonard, it's poster time."
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"Try to tell a grown man to go to sleep..."
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"I just think..."
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"Oh, I'm feeling much better."
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"so my levels-- right up there."
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"Yeah, sure. Yeah, no problem. Of course not."
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"So I hear you guys have been playing a little game."
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"Well, you may think it's funny that Raj is sweet and sensitive,"
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"Before you leave,"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"Go ahead."
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"Hello, can you hear me?"
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"Uh, Bernadette's nickname for you is the virgin piña colada."
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"Yeah, well, once I was too lazy to walk across the hall,"
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"so I used your toothbrush."
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"Ooh, and one time when you were asleep,"
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"Amy totally took off her..."
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"Aw..."
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"Now I'm sad I didn't hear it."
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"So what do you need the headphones for?"
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"Well, I've been struggling for months"
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"to come up with a theory of dark matter"
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"I'm hoping to finally tackle it"
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"by optimizing my work environment."
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"See, I've got, uh, my tea is at the perfect sipping temperature."
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"Uh, I have fleece-lined boxer shorts"
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"to keep my tushie toasty."
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"of physics renegade Richard Feynman."
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"Is that why you had to take him to Office Depot last night?"
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"I don't want to talk about it."
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