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Clips from The Simpsons - A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love (S13E13)

"That fortune really nailed me, and my winning ways."
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"You know, sir, tipping is customary."
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"but your chicken is delectable."
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"This cookie feels heavy, as if there's some paper inside."
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"Nice job, sir."
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"There seems to be some sort of communiqué!"
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"No time for jokes, Smithers."
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"Come along. We're going womanizing."
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"Oh, goody."
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"So I foreclosed on her mortgage and took her cats."
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"Oh, Monty. It's such a delight to talk to you."
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"Perhaps there're some girls in here."
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"That constable is ticketing my car!"
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"Now, see here, Flatfoot!"
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"My goodness. You're beautiful."
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"Is it still Flag Day?"
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"For 12 more seconds, sir."
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"Well, okay."
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"He'll pick you up at 7:00. Wear a petticoat."
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"Here's a place that rents them."
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"Some people enjoy being alone, Mom."
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"I've gotta be honest, Monty."
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"I like that."
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"I really feel safe with you. It's like going out with my brother."
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"Yes! It's going great!"
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"So, what are you into?"
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"Like, what's a fun day for 104-year-old?"
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"Oh, I enjoy all the popular youth trends"
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"Or if you'd rather stay home, you could sing"
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"while I accompany you on the clavichord."
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"but I don't think we're right for each other."
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"The age difference is just too..."
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"Balderdash! It's not important how old you are on parchment."
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"I'm sorry, Monty..."
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"Yes, Mr. Burns?"
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"Play along, chubsy. There's a pie in it for you."
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"Yeah! Whoa!"
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"He ran his own casino,"
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"stole the Loch Ness monster, got shot by a baby,"
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"and blotted out the sun!"
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"Come on. He's a total player."
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"Your youthful trendiness will come in handy"
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"throughout the courting process,"
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"Windowsill."
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"Burns wants me to come along on his date"
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"You're right!"
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"Drat! I wish that song were longer."
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"Yes. That's totally voluntary."
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"So, you guys come here all the time?"
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"for our rowdy youthful behavior, eh, pally?"
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"You mean Young Man Burns."
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"Put my hand on her knee."
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"Yes, Mr. Burns."
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"I'm going to make such love to you"
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"that you'll forget all about Rudolph Valentino."
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"Turn left here."
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"Mmm."
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"But Mr. Burns, you're exhausted."
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"an animal that only existed for three weeks in the 16th century."
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"Homie, that was amazing!"
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"I hope the kids didn't hear us."
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"Mr. Burns? Can I have a raise?"
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"Clean out your desk. You're gone."
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"Once again, my dear, you've beaten two strapping young bucks!"
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"In time, in time. I need to speak with you in private."
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"Isn't it wonderful? I'm head over heels in love!"
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"Yes. My biological clock is ticking. I could be dead again soon."
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"Wait, my dear. I think you'll find"
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"that red ball more "engaging. ""
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"Spectacular! Now we must celebrate. I'll get some Champagne-iola!"
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"Okay, gun. Check."
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"Dollar-sign bag, check. Power bar, check. All right! Let's rob this..."
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"I was. I told the guard that I was going out for a pack of cigarettes."
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"Then I totally stabbed him."
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"You're looking good, baby. Why did we ever break up?"
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"You pushed me out of a moving car."
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"The cops were chasing us. I needed to lighten the load."
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"No! I'm engaged now! My ring!"
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"They had a magnum at the shoe counter. Now for..."
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"Her ring."
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"Well, she's run off! With Simpson."
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"Gloria, you better tell your boyfriend to be a good little hostage."
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"He's not my boyfriend. Mr. Burns is."
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"Homer just comes along on our dates"
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"and carries us to the bedroom."
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"You're dating that old trilobite? Gross!"
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"We're in love, Snake."
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"Don't say that, baby."
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"Pistol-whip?"
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"Ooh."
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"Local authorities are confident"
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"the killer bees are just curious"
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"and won't bother us if we don't bother them."
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"On a serious note, two local residents"
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"have been missing for the last 20 minutes."
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"We take you now live to Barney's Bowlarama"
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"and the last man who saw them, C. Montgomery Burns."
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"He was my sexually-virile best friend,"
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"and they just drove off in my Bugatti Sexarossa."
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"Well, according to our audience insta-poll, 46% say you're too old,"
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"and 37% say she's a skank."
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"Wow. Who do you have to kill to get a place like this?"
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"You know what would be surprising? A foot massage."
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"Shut up. D'oh!"
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"Beating a man to a bloody pulp isn't going to impress me."
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"It used to. What if I beat him harder?"
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"Wow, you so don't get it."
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"Has the ship sailed on my foot massage suggestion?"
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"We'll track down Simpson with your vehicle's anti-theft system."
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"Car gone! Car gone! Car gone!"
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"Chief? This yokel says he saw Simpson driving down near Hickton."
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"Release the girl, Simpson!"
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"That's a sweet shot. He's tied to a chair."
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"That means Dad's not a kidnapper, he's a hostage!"
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"Get off my lawn, coppers, or I'll totally turn the sprinklers on!"
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"Come on, Snake. You don't want to soak all these people."
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"or can hear my loud talking..."
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"Well, I guess that answers that, doesn't it?"
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"I swear I can change, Gloria. I'm taking classes in computer fraud."
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"I don't like bothering people at home."
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