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Clips from The Simpsons - A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love (S13E13)

"Almost there. Just a little more. Wait!"
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"It's too dangerous! But I got a sister you might like."
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"She's completely hairless, like those cats."
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"I don't care if she's Miss Hairless America! I'm spoken for."
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"You? No offense, but you're a decrepit monkey skeleton."
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"Oh."
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"Well, the important thing is they're both safe."
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"but we need you to stand in front of the burning house and say,"
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"Monty, you saved me!"
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"with his arrogant smirk, gutter mouth,"
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"tough-guy attitude, macho tattoos,"
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"prison-sculpted body..."
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"Uh-oh."
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"I'm sorry, Monty."
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"Oh, Snake! Don't ever change."
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"I don't get it, Simpson. I'm a "bad boy. ""
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"Oh, I know."
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"You're preaching to the choir, man."
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"What do I have to do? Grow a devil beard?"
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"I think it can."
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"Ooh, it must be Chinese New Year."
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"And now to read my fortune. "Geese can be troublesome. ""
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""You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial. ""
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"They change it to "smile. ""
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""You are a real winner. ""
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"Well, it's just you and me here, sir."
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"Great heavens!"
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"Miss, would you submit to a wooing by a gentleman caller?"
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"O frabjous day! She said yes!"
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"No. Everyone should be paired up."
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"Okay. Stop kicking my door."
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"This is the happiest day of my life."
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"All right! Totally... Gloria?"
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"Gloria?"
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"I'm gonna win you back if I have to pistol-whip this guy all night."
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"How could this ever have happened?"
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"Yeah, we know that. Where has it gone to?"
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"That's nice work, Lou. Lock him up."
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"Ow, ow, ow, ow!"
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"But you didn't stick with it."
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"But Gloria is still inside! Save her!"
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""Channel 6 is hot, hot, hot!""
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"And to think I was once in love with that dirty lowlife"
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"I'm absolutely evil."
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"Oh. Fortune means geese cause problems."
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"and ease you through times of doubt and sickness."
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"Ooh! Me sorry! Me no speaky Chiny!"
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"It's about time Mr. Burns found a woman."
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""Into"? Yeah."
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"It was made from the pockets of the pocket fox,"
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"Huh?"
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"But I won't be satisfied if I don't have you"
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"Wouldn't be much fun without my queen"
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"Monty, it's beautiful."
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"Don't worry, Mr. Burns."
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"Huh?"
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"Mmm."
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"Well done, young man."
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"You know, the little goatee thing."
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"If I counted all of the things I've got"
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"What about the wiener? A guy on TV lifted a can of paint with his."
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"Yep. No one's rowdier or more youthful than Old Man Burns!"
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"Snake? I thought you were in prison."
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"Ha, ha."
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"General Gao, you're a bloodthirsty fool,"
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"Excellent. Let me fetch you another Thomas Collins."
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"Of course you do. You can lift my wiper any day."
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"like piloting motor coaches and collecting dog waste."
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"Very disappointing."
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"Let's go, Smithers. Smithers?"
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"Where did you get that pie?"
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"Fortune cookies!"
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"True love at last!"
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"So, shall I pick you up at 8:00?"
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"to show him where hip young people go."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, Montgomery. Of course I'll marry you."
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"And you're so upbeat. You think everything's excellent."
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"Wow, Mr. Burns. How did you do that?"
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"I said her. And I said knee."
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"Look. There's one of my young chums now. You there!"
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"Yes. But I have a little secret."
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"Excellent."
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"Uh-uh."
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"Gloria!"
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"so unless they have a television in there"
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"No! Wait. Maybe."
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"How is the Feast of Twelve Delights with Triple Happiness Sauce?"
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"These fortunes are terrible."
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"It's terrible! What am I doing here?"
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"Show them. Okay, let's see..."
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""You will take a short sea voyage. " Yarr! I'll enjoy that."
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"$14 and 10, 11, 12 cents. There you go."
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"I don't know."
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"Petticoat?"
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"I can't stand to see a man single."
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"It wasn't meant to be."
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"Uh..."
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"Tell my young sweetheart here of our youthful exploits."
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"I've got to admit, you can really shake it."
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"No problem."
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"And I'd probably throw it all away if I don't have you"
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"Well, I had a good run."
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"You're going to ask her to marry you?"
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"Bowling alley? Okay, whatever."
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"See you tomorrow night, Simpson!"
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"Back in a moment, my dear. We have to... Expel some urine!"
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"Jeez, I just wanted to escape."
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"Almost there."
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"Car gone! Car gone!"
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"Good fire. Good fire. Keep burning."
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"I know you've been through a lot, ma'am,"
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"Yeah, but... But you..."
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"Devil beard?"
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"You might really think I had a lot"
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"English - US - PSDH"
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