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Clips from The Simpsons - Regarding Margie (S17E17)

"Uh, on second thought, I am Brenda Winecooler."
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"Dad, isn't it wrong to open or eat other people's mail?"
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"Son, all our mail has ever brought me is bad things."
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"Bills, jury duty, Entertainment Weekly."
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"You wouldn't take that away from me, would you, son?"
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"Oh, Dad, no one can rationalize like you."
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"Oh! Marge, do you wanna go to a wedding of a couple we never met?"
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"Strangers getting married?"
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"Mark and Tracy, I remember the first words I heard you say,"
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""l do.""
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"Your cousin Scott is so sweet."
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"But didn't you say he was blind?"
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"That's what I heard, but he's so confident in his movements."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(ON TV) This is Kent Brockman in the Springfield Keys,"
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"reporting to you from the middle of a hurricane."
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"The lid from my coffee cup is long gone."
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"Homer! This says I've won Homemaker Magazine's"
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""A highly skilled professional will come to your home"
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"But how could I have won?"
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"LISA: Mom, what are you doing?"
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"Cleaning up before the housekeeper comes."
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"This is a total stranger who cleans houses for a living."
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"Who cares what she thinks?"
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"Don't be so naive, Lisa."
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"You know what I found in their dirty clothes hamper?"
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"I found a hair in the drain."
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"Not a fine upstanding head hair, but a curly-wurly!"
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"ALL: (CHANTING) Untidy! Untidy! Untidy!"
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"(GASPS)"
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"(DOORBELL RINGS)"
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"(GASPS) Maple syrup mixed with baby spit-up and shoe scuff?"
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"This is going to take my whole arsenal at once!"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Et tu, Zud?"
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"(GASPS) She's opening her eyes!"
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"Oh, my head feels like it was punched by a boxing man."
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"Two."
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"Very good."
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"Now I'll put them back in the jar."
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"Now I have a question."
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"She doesn't recognize us! (ALL GASP)"
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"It's hard to say, with retrograde amnesia such as this,"
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"Aw, jogging?"
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"I didn't say you should be jogging."
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"Sweet."
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"Although you should be jogging."
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"Marge, I'm gonna take care of you"
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"until your amnesia goes scram-nesia."
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"I got you flowers..."
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"Mmm."
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"...fluffy pillow, and a nice, relaxing private room."
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"Oh, you're sweet."
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"I'm lucky to have such a kind, uh... Uncle?"
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"What?"
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"I am. We're the same age."
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"But you're so much more ravaged than I am."
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"I do eat a lot of crap."
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"I'm Lisa."
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"I'm eight years old, and this might sound presumptuous,"
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"Well, talk to me in a week."
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"Hi. I'm Bart."
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"I'm 10 years old and a professional motocross jumper."
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"Can you buy me a motocross bike?"
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"I may have lost my memory, but I'm not an idiot."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Yes, the insurance company said"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Why, you little..."
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"(CHOKING) (GRUNTING)"
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"You strangle your child?"
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"Right? (SWALLOWS)"
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"It hurts when I swallow."
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"Why, you little..."
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"could help bring back your memory."
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"I say Bing cherries are the most delicious!"
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"I say maraschino!"
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"(BOTH GRUNTING)"
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"(LAUGHING) Those "freaks," as you call them,"
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"are some of our closest friends."
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"Maraschino isn't even a kind of cherry!"
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"Sounds like Duffman took the wrong side in this chicken fight."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"(BRAKES SCREECH)"
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"Whoa, I may be wasted, but I still care about the safety of these kids."
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"Hmm?"
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"It goes by many names."
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"The important thing is never to touch it."
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"(PACIFIER SQUEAKING)"
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"Maggie! My sweet little angel!"
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"The sound of the baby must have triggered"
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"in Mom's brain!"
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"Lisa! My little know-it-all!"
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"Hey, guys, guess who just became lactose-tolerant?"
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"Milhouse! You're Bart's best friend!"
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"(GASPS)"
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"Oh, I can't believe you remembered me through Milhouse."
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"He's not even my best friend."
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"Who's got amnesia now, Bart?"
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"Mmm, mmm, mmm."
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"Mmm..."
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"Nope. I'm sorry, Admiral, but you're still a stranger to me."
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"Oh. Why do you remember them and not me?"
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"Maybe there's something unpleasant blocking my memory of you."
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"Oh, hey, Ned. Isn't today your cat's birthday?"
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"I remember, 'cause she shares the date with Patti LaBelle."
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"(GROANS LOUDLY)"
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"is one of these blasts from the past."
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"Here's me fighting with former President Bush."
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"Me fighting with current President Bush."
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"And here's me showing a bag of apples who's boss."
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"You seem like a colorful character,"
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"but I just don't remember you."
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"What's "snuggling"?"
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"When a man and a woman love each other very much,"
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"Mr. Simpson, I don't even know you!"
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"I'm not making love with you!"
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"You're describing how to parallel park."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"Why can I remember everyone in town except my husband?"
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