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Clips from The Simpsons - Regarding Margie (S17E17)

"Simple. Your brain is trying to save you"
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"from your backed-up toilet of a marriage."
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"Have you been talking like this for my entire marriage?"
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"Oh, no. No."
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"We've always honored your choice."
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"(GASPS) This is horrible!"
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"Oh, no! Bart and Lisa are gonna tell me something horrible!"
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"(SIGHS) What?"
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"Yeah, and you said you're only 180 pounds."
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"Shut up and look for crime."
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"Mr. Simpson?"
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"The heart is the symbol for love."
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"(SINGING) That Homer Simpson, he's quite a guy"
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"He paid me 10 bucks so I would lie"
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"The truth is he's not so great"
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"So beautiful."
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"It was the plywood castle that we first..."
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"Well, you know."
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"Know what?"
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"(GASPS)"
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"Oh, you loved it,"
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"especially when the windmill came around and whacked your butt."
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"(PURRING)"
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"Oh, that sounds horrible!"
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"No. It was the happiest night of my life."
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"The warm spring air,"
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"the swings I took in the batting cage afterwards."
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"The best thing that ever happened to me was forgetting about you!"
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"Birthdays over, Seymour."
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"I'm sorry you have to leave,"
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"but I just can't think of another way."
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"Wait, I thought of another way. I stay."
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"Goodbye, Mr. Simpson."
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"Dad, we don't want you to leave."
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"(SOBS) My grades will suffer."
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"In fact, they're already suffering."
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"Look at this garden of "Fs." You planted them all."
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"Marge, I realize you've made up your mind,"
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"and I want you to know that I deeply respect your..."
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"How long you gonna be bunking with me, son?"
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"Why are we having dinner in Shelbyville?"
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"l am still technically married."
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"All we're saying is go in and chat with these guys."
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"And if you want a quickie annulment and remarriage,"
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"Why don't you sign a bunch now?"
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"For fun."
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"Welcome to speed dating, you exciting, lonely people."
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"...and each man will move one table to his left."
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"No, I met him through friends like a normal person."
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"(STAMMERING) I want you to know I'm coming from a very fragile place."
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"My wife left me..."
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"Oh, that's so sad."
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"Why did I kill her, why?"
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"Hello there."
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"Yeah, hi. How you doing?"
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"So, uh, let's get right to it."
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"I don't drive a Lexus, okay?"
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"I don't have a Learjet or some big beach house in la-la land."
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"So I guess I should probably just go shoot myself, huh?"
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"Hmm?"
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"Oh, don't get quiet on me."
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"Please, I hate when they get quiet."
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"MARGE: I think he's a male gay."
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"I have to admit something, I feel a little silly."
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"Yeah, I was dragged here by my older brothers."
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"We used to be quintuplets, but three of us drowned."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Oh, l guess we have to move on."
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"Do we? We're adults. Why don't we just go get a cup of coffee?"
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"I'd love to."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"Ooh-la-la."
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"It's a perfect night for love."
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"Would you pretty ladies care to join us for some champagne?"
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"(GASPS) That might be Marge!"
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"Don't answer it. Savor the sound."
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"(CONTINUES RINGING) Oh, boy..."
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"Marge?"
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"Homer, I don't want to alarm you, but right now"
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"we're looking at your wife yukkin' it up with a good-looking guy."
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"He just touched her arm and now they're being quiet."
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"Yeah, it's more like a "nothing needs to be said" kind of silence."
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"for the world is to be clean and polite."
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"Wow, that's what I would have said."
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"I've got to make a play for her now Or I might lose her forever."
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"At least she found someone who can make her happy."
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"Oh, Marge, l feel like the two of us can say anything to each other."
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"I've got amnesia and I have three kids."
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"You idiot! Ah!"
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"Do you know what you just gave up?"
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"The wisest, wettest man you'll ever meet."
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"most beautiful woman a guy could want."
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"In 10 years, she never had the last slice of pizza and she's never complained."
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"she wishes she could vote for both guys because they both seem nice."
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"And there's alight inside her that makes everyone else look better."
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"Dude, she's got three kids."
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"(GASPS)"
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"Really? Well, she's still great."
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"You drink?"
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"Uh, yeah, I started when you were in the hospital."
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"Oh, I was so worried."
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"You get drunk all the time."
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"Oh."
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"But do you also remember that you're an enabler?"
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"Oh, of course I do."
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"MARGE: You've been drinking today, haven't you?"
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"I struck oil! I struck oil! (VOCALIZING)"
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"I struck oil! (LAUGHING)"
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"(HOMER LAUGHING)"
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"I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!"
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"How many fingers am I holding up?"
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"You monster! What have you done to my face?"
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"On, jogging?"
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"I'm your husband!"
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"Oh, it's great."
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"That's the sun."
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"Mmm... Mmm!"
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"(EXHALES)"
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