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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Express Christmas (S03E03)

"No, I do this. This is my fault."
Modern Family (2009)
"L- I attach too much meaning to things."
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"I mean, we watched our first football game together five years ago,"
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"and I feel the need to save the cork from the bottle of wine you served."
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"I mean, who does that?"
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"It's not your only gift, by the way."
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"There's a duplicate bottle in that box right over there,"
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"which I had engraved with the date and the final score, because I have a problem!"
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"I feel too much! I gotta get goin' to Claire's."
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"- Cam- - No! Fresh wound! Can't talk yet."
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"Fine. We'll put a cork in it."
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"Oh, there you are. I thought I'd lost you."
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"Oh, sorry. I may have taken a few minutes to try out a futon."
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"It's a young woman's game. Okay, where do we stand?"
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"Oh, except the ladybug night-light for Lily."
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"Haley, your whole life has led-"
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"Yes, Ronald."
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"I not only found it, I got the last one."
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"Yes, the ladybug, not the turtle."
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"I also got the doll, so I'm all set. I'm gonna leave in five."
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"Or maybe I just want paper. Paper. Paper. Just paper all the way. Yeah."
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"Haley!"
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"Too late to change my mind?"
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"Sir, would you like me to hold your merchandise up at the register ..."
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"while you finish shopping?"
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"Pack of gum."
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"And ... one more pack of gum."
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"People drop in this time of year, you know."
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"'Scuse me. Sorry. Pardon me. Sorry."
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"'Scuse me."
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"Night-light you were looking for, ma'am. Ring her up, Madison."
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"Thank you."
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"There you go."
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"You're leaving me alone here?"
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"No, no, no, no. I- it'll, uh-"
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"it'll just take me two minutes."
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"I need to get Jay's super-secret special gift."
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"Great. First you lose me in the grocery store."
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"Now I'm in a deserted parking lot."
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"Why don't you just put a sign on me that says "Free kid"?"
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"I think that might be him."
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"You don't know the guy we're meeting? That's how Craigslist works."
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"that make your father-in-law respect you for an afternoon."
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"I don't like the looks of this guy."
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"He looks like everybody else."
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"Great. You can just tell that to the police sketch artist."
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"Joe DiMaggio?"
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"Phil Dunphy, but I get that a lot."
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"Kidding. I'm your guy."
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"Can I see the cash? Yes."
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"Can I- Can I see the card?"
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"Mint condition."
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"That's why I want another 50."
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"I only have the 200."
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"- Ah, deal's off then. - Come on, it's Christmas."
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"At our house. it's a long story."
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"- 225. - I just spent all my cash on groceries."
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"- Fine. But I'm taking the Butterball. - I don't know about that."
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"- That's it. I'm getting mother's little helper. - What?"
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"- My mom keeps a stun gun for emergencies. - This isn't an emergen-"
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"Now it is!"
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"I thought he was going to snatch me!"
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"A Butterball is a tur-"
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"- What'd he say? - I think he said, "A Butterball is a turkey.""
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"I was reaching for the turkey."
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"Oh. Well, we can't give you our turkey."
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"Yes, we can."
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"Here's the ... money."
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"Yeah, buddy. Joe DiMaggi-"
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"Mint conditi-"
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"Near mint condi-"
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"Fair conditi-"
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"Huh, never saw this before."
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""An angel for my angels. Love, Mom.""
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"A y, that's beautiful."
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"And it smells like mothballs, just like Nana. Luke."
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"Th-Thank you. M-Merry Christmas. Just give it up."
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"Yeah."
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"I do that, like, once a week."
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"The good news is, we never have to come back here."
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"Watch out!"
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"The tree! I can't watch!"
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"You told me already. I did it right. No! Look!"
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"Never look back. Never!"
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"Maybe we can salvage it?"
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"Are you okay, papi?"
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"Yeah. Good."
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"That's because we had our guardian angel-"
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"AM a spider!"
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"Hey, Morn. Check it!"
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"The gum!"
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"Oh, and you made it pretty. Honey, put it on the table."
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"- New tradition? - Oh, yes. Yes."
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"Mmm. Christmas gum. I take one."
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"Tough to decorate the tree with no tree, huh?"
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"Mm-hmm, yeah."
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"How long you gonna ignore me, Cam?"
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"Until the shame cloud clears."
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"You know, I push. I'm a pusher."
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"You gotta give yourself a break. See, the thing about me, I'm not as open with feelings as you."
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"You've gotta lower your expectations."
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"Oh, I get it. Baby steps."
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"See? Did it again. Push, push, push, push, push."
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"Now I've pushed you out of the room. That's- That's fine."
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"How is she? I got the tire marks off her wings,"
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"but I can't get her head to stay on."
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"Okay. That's what this is for."
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"Now, stick it in the top of the tree with the good part facing out. Go on."
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"Oh, that stuffing looks good. All we need now is a turkey to surround it."
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"Well, relax. Phil just texted, and he's on his "wax.""
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"Okay. Here comes the tree."
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"Finally."
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"Here comes more of the tree."
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"Hi, honey."
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"Oh, my gosh. What happened?"
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"Well, uh, someone ran over it."
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"But that's okay, 'cause we are gonna put it back together. Right now."
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"It's gonna need a lot of gum."
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"Oh, thank God. Here comes Phil and the Butterball."
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"I have a name! Huh?"
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