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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Express Christmas (S03E03)

"I am sorry, but there is no turkey."
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"There's no turkey? What's the plan, Phil?"
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"Cornish game hens."
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"- Sounds like fun. - Not fun. Not fun."
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"I asked you to pick up a cooked turkey."
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"The store was out of turkeys. It was an hour to express Christmas."
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"Please just make it work, okay? Please."
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"Not even defrosted."
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"- Fine, Claire! You want 'em defrosted? - Yeah."
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"Merry ... freaking ... Christmas!"
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"No!"
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"Is that my stun gun?"
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"Yep, and it works great!"
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"Okay, okay."
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"Um, we can make this work. This can work."
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"- Dad, you and Mitchell reassemble that tree. - All right."
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"and we'll just push dinner back by a bit."
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"Oh, how long? 'Cause I still have my party."
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"- What the hell happened to the angel? - No!"
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"The real question here is how come we still have the dog butler?"
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"Oh, you found him, huh?"
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"Well, this thing is- it's filthy and-"
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"It got run over."
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"Probably by the same maniac who ran over the tree."
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"Oh, my God, is that? Yep, that's gum."
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"That is gum. Okay, I'm- I'm out."
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"I'm done. I am out. No, no turkey, no tree,"
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"and now this looks like the lady she used to be ..."
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"before she died and became an angel."
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"All right, relax, Mitchell. it's an ornament."
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"No, he's right. We're never gonna get this together. I'm goin' to my party."
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"No, no. No, you're not. You are not. You're staying right here,"
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"because you're not going to abandon your family on Christmas."
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"It's not Christmas."
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"It's not Christmas, Claire. it's not Christmas."
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"Okay, fine. Fine. You know what?"
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"I am really tired of trying to make this work on my own."
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"- I will see you people in a year. - And nine days."
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"No! Nobody goes anywhere."
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"I know what the problem is here."
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"You two miss your mommy."
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"I do not miss my mommy."
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"Admit it. it's sad."
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"She used to make you cookies, the angel."
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"Now, she talks to you in a newsletter,"
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"and she cancels for no reason."
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"- Come here, my little ones. - No, it's fine. We're good. It's not a big deal."
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"It's Christmas. You need a mommy."
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"You're not our mommy."
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"And it's not Christmas."
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"It's okay to miss her."
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"Can I put in my two cents on fake Christmas?"
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"- Express Christmas. - Let it go, Phil. It's not sticking."
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"We all gave it our best shot to make this thing work."
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"It just didn't happen, all right?"
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"What do you say we cut our losses?"
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"Let's go out to a nice Chinese restaurant ..."
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"and have a traditional Jewish Christmas."
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"But I risked my life grocery shopping."
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"Save that story for Wang Fu."
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"Now, let's go. Come on, everybody. On me!"
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"Dad, no. M.S.G. Wang Fu. it's on me. Let's go!"
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"- Come on, baby girl. - Guys, there's always next year."
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"- Come on, honey. - This stinks."
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"We have the snow!"
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"Dad! Aw!"
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"You hate Chinese food."
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"Not bad, huh?"
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"Jay, Jay, Jay. You want to hug me, don't you?"
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"I kinda do. Four to five seconds."
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"Forty-five seconds? Four to five seconds."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Family is family."
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"Whether it's the one you start out with-"
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"Hi, Mom. Merry Christmas. Hi, Mom."
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"Thank you. So, um, tell us everything about the new boyfriend."
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"Oh, yeah. Don't leave anything out."
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"Mmm. You can leave some things out."
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"The one that you end up with-"
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"Or the family that you gain along the way."
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"Do this! Snow angels!"
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"Which makes every day December 16."
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"Hey, Jay, um, I'm sorry about the baseball card."
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"It's- it's nothing. Oh."
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"Dog antlers. I know."
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"- I love these. - I thought you might."
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"Honey, look, come here. There we go."
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"How cute is that? Where's my camera?"
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"Gloria, you gotta see this!"
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"Dog antlers. He loves dog antlers."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Nobody can get in. Kind of like, you know-"
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"We've got four hours to shop, cook, wrap, get a tree."
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"Uh, we're gonna go ahead and-and take, uh, this- this tree. That one."
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"I think we have everything. Yes!"
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"L-I did get you a- a backup gift."
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"Come on. No!"
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"How would I have remembered having had wine with my son's boyfriend?"
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"English - US - PSDH"
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