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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Express Christmas (S03E03)

"Yeah, but we're not wrapped."
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"I can help with that. We have a mobile wrapping station."
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"God, has that thing paid for itself."
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"Really? 'Cause I feel like I paid for it."
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"Okay. We've got lights and ornaments at our place."
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"Oh, you know what'd be great is the angel. The angel!"
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"Yeah, where is it'?"
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"Gloria, it's up in your attic. Would you get it?"
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"A y, no, not the attic!"
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"It's dirty, and there are spiders."
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"Oh, but it really won't be Christmas without it."
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"It won't be Christmas with it. it's December 16."
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"Luke will help Gloria. He's not scared."
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"Oh, good. You won't find me in any attic."
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"- That might be exactly where they find you. - Mom!"
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"Uh, I have a party tonight. You promised I could go if I got a "B" on my test."
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"I studied. I read stuff. What was the point of all that?"
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"The point, young lady, was- Who can remember?"
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"Claire, I'll text you the gift list. Okay."
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"You and Haley do the shopping."
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"Manny, you're coming with me. We're gonna get groceries."
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"Dinner, our house, 6:00."
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"Let's move!"
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"On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen!"
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"Hey, that kind of worked out."
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"- Jay. - Come on, Haley."
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"Jay, you are gonna love this wrapping- it'll be fun."
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"A lot of fun. We can go to Target, okay?"
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"- Let's go. Let's go! - Let's go!"
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"So it's just me and Lily getting the tree, then?"
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"Hello? Hello?"
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"My mom tells me it's "Xmas" in a text?"
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"Yeah, well, my mom canceled in a voice mail ..."
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"and told me she had a boyfriend in a newsletter, so ... join the team."
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"Put some clothes on. We're gettin' a tree."
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"Sweetie, come on."
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"Luke! At what?"
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"What do you mean, at what? I said "Luke.""
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"I know you are."
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"Stay on the beams."
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"Ay, dios mio! El diablo is back!"
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"I guess Nana made it for Morn and Uncle Mitchell when they were kids."
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"Ay, that's nice."
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"0w!"
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"- Look where you're going! - To open more boxes."
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"Ay-"
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"Oh, you said, "Look where you're going," didn't you?"
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"Yes."
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"Every time you said "Luke," I think you're saying "Look.""
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"I don't hear the difference. it's not that hard."
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"One is my name."
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"Juan is not your name!"
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"Stop kidding around and look, Luke."
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"Ay, I get it! "Look" sounds like "Luke.""
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"Yes. Thank God."
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"I've been carrying that one around for three years."
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"There's, like, a hundred things on this list."
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"I know. But it's just the two of us. it's fun."
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"Okay, it's not fake Mother's Day."
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"Oh, this place is huge! Oh, plus we have to cook dinner!"
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"This is impossible. Listen to me."
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"Your whole life has led to this moment."
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"All the training, the hours of dedication."
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"There's not a soul alive who can touch you when it comes to shopping."
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"Be you."
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"Give me that list. Never been more proud in my life."
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"This way."
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"What about this one? Let's see."
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"No, no. I'm sorry. I know I'm really being O.C.D. right now,"
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"but there's something very particular that I'm looking for."
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"It needs to be a Douglas fir at least eight feet tall and look good from all sides."
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"Exactly. No bald spots."
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"Yes. Thank you, thank you."
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"The key is symmetry, rig ht?"
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"# Oh, symmetfy Oh, symmetry #"
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"How come we never go shopping together?"
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"Because I hate shopping. I do too!"
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"Huh. Okay, this one."
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"Oh. Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"I think I know what you're lookin' for,"
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"and we just got a shipment that might be perfect for you."
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"Okay. Wow."
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"Just because my uncle is clearly gay ..."
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"doesn't mean he'd ever want your tacky pink tree."
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"And frankly, we'd rather throw some lights on a coat rack ..."
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"than have to deal with knuckle-draggers like you today of all clays."
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"Okay, first of all, amazing."
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"Second of all- I was pointin' to the truck."
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"It's full of eight-foot Douglas firs. it's behind the pink tree."
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"Yeah. Second of all-"
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"And we're going to tie it onto our car ourselves."
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"You bet you will."
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"I have two daddies. He gets it, Lily."
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"Oh, finger."
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"All right. Mmm. Cam and Jay."
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"You know, sort of sounds like a bird."
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""The migratory patterns of the Cam-and-Jay.""
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"Got any more tape in that thing?"
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"Do I have more tape in that?"
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"I got a tank full of tape, mister."
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"What do you want? Invisible? Satin finish?"
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"Uh, double-sided? Whatever, whatever."
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"Well, that's interesting. I doubt that it is, but what?"
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"Well, I mean, the way you wrap a gift. It's a lot of tape."
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"I mean, well, you let me in. But in general, why-"
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"Why so much tape, Jay?"
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"Why are you wearing a sweater when it's 95 degrees out?"
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"It's my Christmas sweater."
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"Based on those stains, you are the Christmas sweater."
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"Well, who's been a very good boy?"
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"Mmm. So-"
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"Okay, are we gonna talk about the elephant in the room?"
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"Which is ironic, because it's so tiny."
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"A man doesn't give another man a gift this small."
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"Oh, what do you think it is? A ring?"
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"Yes, there was, and we drank it on-"
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"Well, we drank it on- Yeah."
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"Um, on that boat."
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"You have no idea."
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"I can't even remember my own anniversary, Cam."
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