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Clips from Superstore - Integrity Award (S02E02)

"- No, no. Do it, do it. - Okay..."
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"well, I'm gonna put it in the ballot box."
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"Yeah, okay. Whatever you decide, you know."
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"My middle name's Phillip"
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"Okay."
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"I would like 44 crab legs, please."
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"I'm sorry, if I show you special treatment,"
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"There's nothing I can do. I gotta go."
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"Was that Jeff?"
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"Yeah, I asked him about the exterminator, and..."
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"I knew it. As the internet would say,"
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"No, no, he, um..."
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"Is sending somebody right away."
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"I told you, he's obsessed with me."
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"Oh, you really need to work on your good news voice."
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"I have a series of tapes I can lend you."
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"They're very helpful."
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"For example..."
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""Grandma's alive!" No, no, hold on."
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""Grandma's alive!""
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"No, that's not sounding right either."
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"I'll find it. It's just..."
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"news I would never be happy to give."
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"Hey, Sandra."
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"Hey, how was your vacation?"
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"- I didn't take one. - No, I meant last year,"
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"when I gave you that week off to go to Atlantic City."
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"- Oh... - Don't worry about it."
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"So who you nominating?"
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"- You. - What? Me?"
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"No... Sandra, that's so..."
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"Watch out! Watch out!"
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"Move, move Coming through, coming through."
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"Found this dog outside... stuck in the snow."
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"- Oh, my God, is he okay? - Yeah, he's gonna be fine."
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"I just need to warm him up quick."
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"Hey, Tim, go grab one of those dog baths, bring him to the men's room."
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"Heather, grab some hairdryers, blankets, and towels."
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"Come on, little buddy. I got you."
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"- Thank God Garrett was there. - Yeah."
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"Talk about integrity."
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"Uh, I... I don't... I don't think you're allowed to erase."
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"I'm so excited to meet the parents."
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"Trying to decide if I should ask my questions"
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"in chronological order from birth,"
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"or by degree of embarrassment."
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"Oh, Jonah, so sweet, so dumb."
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"Do you actually think I'd bring you along if my parents were here?"
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"They're in the new place. We're just getting boxes."
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"Hey, princess."
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"We're a little behind schedule."
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"- A little? - Hi, I'm Jonah,"
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"and I have a lot of questions."
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"Why aren't you guys packed?"
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"It's an emotional process."
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"Amelia, you made this in preschool."
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"- Amelia? - Uh, stay in your lane."
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"I'm already packed."
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"Took me two minutes to box up everything I own."
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"Let's see. Uh, this is mostly socks,"
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"a toothbrush, and a banana."
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"I don't know, maybe your heart medicine,"
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"so that your body doesn't reject your new valve?"
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"Yep."
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"Look, I'm gonna need to stay. Can you Uber back?"
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"Oh, n-n-no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"This is where I need to be, Amelia..."
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"You know what, Connie?"
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"Let's start with those photo albums."
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"What do ya say?"
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"- Sit. - Okay."
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"All right, now I'm gonna give you one more,"
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"'cause I'm looking out for your sodium."
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"- Here you go. - Hey, Garrett."
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"Hey there, little guy. How's your..."
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"Oh, he thinks you're trying to steal his nacho."
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"Oh..."
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"I'm not."
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"Anyway, good for you for finding him."
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"You probably saved his life."
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"Hm, who saw that coming?"
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"I didn't."
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"Eh, you know, it wasn't that big a deal."
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"You might even win the award."
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"How crazy would that be? Garrett, Integrity Award winner."
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"Look, I know how much you want the award."
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"Whoa! That's quite a leap."
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"Well, on the off chance that I'm right, why don't we do this?"
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"Attention, Cloud 9 employees,"
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"do not recommend me for the Integrity Award."
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"If you would like to reward me for rescuing a dog,"
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"feel free to bring baked goods by Customer Service,"
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"preferably homemade."
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"Thank you."
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"And no lemon squares, or anything with oatmeal."
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"Save that crap for somebody who did not rescue a dog."
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"Name's Rob. You know him?"
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"- Uh-uh. - Eh, worth a shot."
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"Would've been cool."
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"All right, everyone out."
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"This stuff is highly toxic."
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"Sandra, stay or go. I really don't care."
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"All right, bug man, room is yours."
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"Oh, okay, NBD."
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"Just a few roachies."
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"Come at me, bro."
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"Oh..."
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"she said the other kids were wearing capes at school."
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"Then I picked her up one day. Nope."
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"Okay, Mom, I was coping with Grandpa dying in my arms."
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"And you know what, why don't you guys get packing?"
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"If you wanna chit-chat, exchange numbers."
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"Already Facebook friends."
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"So next we have..."
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"oh, naked Amy."
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"Mom..."
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"Please, you were three years old."
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"Don't worry, I only saw up-top stuff..."
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"nothing south of the border."
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"Kay, you're not making it better."
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