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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Lewis Needs a Kidney (S05E05)

"- Who's it? - You're it."
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"- He's you. - No, and out goes y-o-u."
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"You're it. You're it."
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"- You're it. You lose. - You fucking idiots here!"
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"What are we talking about anyway? Losing what?"
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"They're giving a kidney to Richard Lewis."
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"- He's the one. - He lost."
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"What if one your kids needs a kidney one day?"
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"- You'll give it to 'em. - I might not be the match."
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"He needs his kidney, number one. Number two, he's a fat fuck."
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"You are healthy and thin. You're giving the kidney."
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"So I'm out. I'm the winner."
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"No, that means you're out"
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"That's if you're playing with more than two."
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"If you're playing with just two people,"
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"- He's the winner. - Have you ever played eeny meeny miney moe?"
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"Listen, I grew up with eeny meeny miney moe... grew up with it."
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"I think you're being a baby right now."
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"You know, it's totally unfair."
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"I take care of myself all these years..."
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"The diet, the exercise, the whole thing,"
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"for what?"
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"I'd have been better off just eating crap and smoking."
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"That's what I should have been doing all these years... eating crap and smoking."
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"Maybe this is why you were saved"
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"when you were drowning that day."
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"Maybe this is..."
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"The reason."
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"- Oh really? - Yeah."
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"Oh, he saved me so I can give up a kidney?"
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"That's why?"
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"why doesn't he just fix his kidney tonight while he's sleeping"
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"instead of going through all this drowning-saving business?"
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"Don't you feel good about doing this for Richard?"
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"I don't. I feel awful."
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"- Well, doesn't that make you feel good? - No."
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"- Well, you should. - I don't."
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"- You're gonna be okay. - I'm not."
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"- Yes you are. - No I'm not."
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"I'm not gonna let anything happen to you."
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"- Really? - yeah."
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"- Aww. - thank you."
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"- What are you doing? - What?"
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"- What? - you're turning consolation into sex?"
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"Well, that's the ultimate form of consolation."
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"- No, it's not. - Yeah, sure it is."
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"Okay, just forget it."
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"You were consoling me and that's... That's consolation to me."
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"Sex is consolation. Isn't that consolation. No?"
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"Anchorman: this has been the third hold-up"
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"of a Jack in the box in the past two months."
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"Police believe that the suspect, Peter hagen, is responsible."
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"Hey, that's that guy Pete... The guy I got out of jail."
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"The victim of the shooting in this case,"
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"a Mr. Louis Lewis..."
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"Cousin of actor-comedian Richard Lewis, is in a coma"
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"and is not expected to survive."
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"This is Kelvin han yee live from studio city."
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"( Theme music playing )"
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"( Theme music playing )"
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"I don't really wanna tell you what it's about."
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"Two jumbo Jacks,"
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"- ( Window whirrs ) - thanks."
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"They won't let me order unless I'm in a car."
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"- No kidding. - It's crazy."
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"- Get in. - Really?"
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"- Jeff. - thank you for helping out my friend."
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"- Oh, man. Jumbo Jack. - Did I tell you? Huh?"
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"- Louis Lewis? - Louis Lewis."
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"He wants to donate all his organs after he dies,"
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"Hmm."
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"You're a very sweet friend."
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"So what's wrong with that? Why shouldn't it lead to sex?"
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"- Okay, what are you doing? - What? What?!"
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"- The ass is part of my snuggle. - No, it's not."
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"- Richard Lewis's office. - Larry David calling."
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"He didn't tell you that there was a problem with his kidneys?"
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"Oh jeez. You asked me what it was regarding!"
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"But I... I wouldn't have said anything! You"
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"Jeez, what am I going to do? She was a basket case."
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"You're right, you're right, but I'm making up..."
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"- I... - you'd leap out the window."
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"So, um, you know,"
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"- No, why should I? - I know. Why should I?"
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"Do you have something against receptionists?"
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"I called up, I was very polite and respectful,"
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"- and she said "what is it regarding?" - There's protocol."
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"- Wow. - yeah."
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"- That's Pete? - That's Pete."
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"- And this was with number two? - Yeah, 5:00 and 8:00."
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"Peter the crybaby, Wendell the conspirator,"
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"Good night."
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"- That's nice. - It is."
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"- No, you... you would have... oh, jeez. - ( Sobbing )"
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"He's was... I'm sure he was gonna tell you."
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"- Are you a sociopath?! - I was consoling her and I touched her hair."
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"- No you weren't! He was coming on to me! - That's such baloney!"
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"Cheryl... right now, look at this... are you..."
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"- That, uh... - Well, in case..."
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"Start with me. Start with me. Start with me."
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"Eeny meeny miney moe, catch a tiger by the toe."
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"- What are you excited about? - No, what do you mean?"
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"- No, you lost! - Out goes y-o-u!"
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"Out goes y-o-u give the kidney."
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"You're gonna give a kidney to Richard Lewis? No no no!"
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"Out goes y-o-u."
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"Out goes y-o-u. I'm out, he's in."
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"If he wants to get so involved,"
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"- Think about how he's feeling right now. - He feels good."
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"could handle a big load i think, you know?"
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"But it has nothing to do with you. It has to do with him."
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"She's freaked out, having a nervous breakdown, and might even quit."
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"What was I thinking?"
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"- "oh, he's a lot thinner than I am." - Find out I've been saying?!"
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"Are you kidding me?! I was consoling her! I was touching her hair."
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"and out goes y-o-u."
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"( Both yell ) yeah yeah yeah!"
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"( Chatter on TV )"
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"but it goes down easy, and it comes out fast."
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"Shit."
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