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Clips from Blackadder (1982) - The Foretelling (S01E01)

"Silence, silence for the King!"
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"Now is the summer of our sweet content,"
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"made o'ercast winter by these Tudor clowns."
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"And I that am not shaped for black—faced war... (Cheering)"
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"..am forced to fight to set sweet England free."
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"(ALL) Hurrah!"
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"I know not, My Lord. I'll ask my son."
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"Harry, who is that?"
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"— Your other son, My Lord. — It is my other son, My Lord."
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"Edna! Fight you with us on the morrow?"
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"Oh, goodness, no. I thought I'd fight with the enemy."
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"He won't be anywhere near me, will he?"
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"No, he'll be amongst the rabble."
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"— Oh, arrow fodder. — Precisely."
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"What a little turd."
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"Percy, you see how the King picks me out for special greeting?"
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"Ah! And what is your name, little fellow?"
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"Baldrick, My Lord."
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"Then I shall call you...Baldrick."
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"And I shall call you "My Lord", My Lord."
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"I like the cut of your jib, young fellow—me—lad."
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"My arms will end up in Essex, my torso in Norfolk,"
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"and my genitalia in a tree somewhere in Rutland."
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"With you at the helm, My Lord, we cannot lose."
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"We could if we wanted to."
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"Ah, but we won't, Percy. I shall prove to all that I am a man."
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"But you are a man."
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"It shall be proved by mine enemies"
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"— Hurrah! — Hurrah."
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"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more."
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"Consign their parts most private to a Rutland tree."
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"Let "Blood, blood, blood” be your motto!"
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"Slit their gizzards!"
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"a certain amount of...violence."
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"But at least we know it's all in a good cause, don't we?"
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"And gentlemen in London still a—bed"
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"while others speak of those who fought with us"
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"(Snoring)"
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"Edmund?"
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"— M'lord? — What is it?"
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"— Where is this battle, then? — Somewhere called Bosworth Field."
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"(Edmund) Ah!"
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"(Edmund) Damn, damn!"
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"I'm not so sure we're needed, Baldrick."
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"clearly having the time of their lives."
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"Why, some people over there aren't fighting, they're just lying down!"
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"I've won the battle and saved the kingdom. I can find myself a horse."
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"True, My Lord. I'll see you at the castle."
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"A horse! (Whistles)"
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"A horse."
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"My kingdom for a horse."
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"Ah!"
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"Oi! That's my horse!"
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"There. That'll teach you!"
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"You won't be doing that again, will you?"
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"Oh, dear, Richard III."
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"What are you going to do?"
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"(Baldrick groans)"
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"Will you wait? Will you wait?"
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"Oh, well done."
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"Percy, you brainless son of a prostitute, where've you been?"
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"I've just proved that I'm a man. Look what I've found!"
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"I need it to prove I killed a nobleman."
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"And which nobleman, pray?"
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"Er..."
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"Well, it's the King, actually."
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"— Lost! All is lost! — What?"
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"— Quick, let's get out of here. — Take me too!"
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"Get your hands off!"
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"If you leave me, I'll die."
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"— Come on, Baldrick! — I'lL give you money."
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"10,000 sovereigns!"
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"— Mother! — Edmund, dear. How did it go?"
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"Within seconds, Henry Tudor will be at our gates!"
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"But I'm not ready. I haven't had a bath yet."
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"Mother, Henry is our enemy."
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"His men will brutally ravish you and every woman in the castle."
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"Oh, my God. They're here already. Run for your lives!"
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"— Run for the hills! — They're coming from the hills."
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"Sorry, run away from the hills! Run away from the hills!"
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"Yes. Er...God knows how."
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"Oh, dear. That's really upset the tulip cart."
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"No, because we've seen through it. They obviously thought it was..."
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"(Edmund) They borrowed it?"
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"(Baldrick) I don't think it's a trick at all."
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"You don't think using someone else's banner is a trick?"
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"(Crash) Aah!"
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"(Percy) It's only your father."
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"— Who locked that bloody door? — Richard, it's you!"
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"I thought it would be Henry Tulip."
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"Henry Tulip? Have you lost your conkers?"
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"— So you won? — Yes, of course. We won!"
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"We won! Victory! (All cheer)"
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"So I suppose now you want to ravish me."
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"Yes, yes, in a moment."
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"Three cheers for good King Richard. Hup, hup..."
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"(ALL) Huzzah!"
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"— Hup, hup... — Huzzah!"
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"Huzzah!"
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"We just need King Richard here and the day shall be complete!"
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"Yes. What a pity he's dead."
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"Well, Edmund."
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"Is this true?"
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"Er...I wouldn't know, really. I was nowhere near him at the time."
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"I just heard from someone, er..."
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"I mean, I don't even know where he was killed."
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"I was on the opposite side of the field,"
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"nowhere near the cottage... Not that it was the cottage."
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"Apparently, some fool cut his head off...or killed him in some way."
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"Or took an ear off. Yes, in fact, I think he was only wounded."
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"He wasn't even wounded. Why, did someone say he was dead?"
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"— Yes! — What?"
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"Oh, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth!"
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"That's enough of that."
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"Thank you, Harry."
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"Thank you, Harry!"
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"Yes, and we all know who did this dreadful deed, don't we?"
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"Yes — Henry Tudor!"
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"And he still roams free."
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"Harry, call for silence!"
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